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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Bitcoin is hilariously broken in 2016
 
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Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Tenzarin posted:

You cant use electricity like a comic book super villain though.


BUT WITH BITCOIN

jamie foxx is on a downward sprial

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Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

divabot posted:

yeah thanks Mircea that's great thanks

And I get my wishes. I know why it is. Great men don't get the eulogies they deserve and artificially inflated boobs get eulogies they don't deserve because women have turned mediocre these days. Because women aren't raped nearly enough, aren't beaten nearly enough, don't go hungry and don't cry nearly enough, they've forgotten to appreciate greatness and instead hum along like objects, between a "battery low warning" and a "you've got new messages" notification.

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Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

waitwhatno posted:

1.) I have never seen a single check in my entire life, nobody in the developed world uses that poo poo anymore. My freaking parents haven't seen a check in their lifetime. It's a solved "problem".

2.) How about you transfer money from one account to another account over a trusted network of banks? You know, also instantaneous, but without the blockchain. It's a solved "problem".

What you need is for your medieval banking system to do some much needed modernization and not playing around with buttockscoinage.

bullshit your parents have never seen a check

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Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Paladinus posted:

HAS ANYONE SAID BRITCOIN YET?

UPVOTE FOR YOU

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Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Cojawfee posted:

"Bitcoin is the money of the future."
"I'm ruling that Bitcoin is not really money."
"This is actually good for bitcoin because..."

Edit: Those cops are pretty dumb if they think them mentioning they would commit a crime would cause him to be accessory to it just because they bought bitcoins from him. If I whisper "I'm going to murder a prostitute with this" to a store clerk as I buy a baseball bat, should that clerk be charged with money laundering?



nope, but you can be found guilty of being an accessory to murder

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Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

 I love that even reddit turn on them and told them the idea was stupid.

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Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

 https://www.reddit.com/r/lbry


love how it is falling to pieces so quickly

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