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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > [MOD CHALLENGE: pg 15] Please give me money to make "Filipeno food"
 
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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

what the gently caress?

no

go to a bank
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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
will there be

* # ¿ Jan 19, 2016 11:07
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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

whoflungpoop posted:

it wont happen like that. itll happen slowly, like a frog(dog) being slowly boiled to death, and every month the numbers will look worse and extra expenses will pop up and you'll get to the point where you have to compromise and roll back parts of your ~master plan~ but not in a way that recoups any useful amount of your original investment

and then non business normal life unforeseen expenses will also pop up and the ball gets bigger and faster and thanks to your apparently sucky credit history you wont be able to get another lifeline to keep up and you'll be at the point where that cushy full time office job would seem really nice to get back if only you had the time to work it but you wont because you and your fiance will be busy 12-14 hours a day working diligently toward financial doom and failure, and all because you thought working in a loving food stand for :siren: a whole year :siren: and "knowing people" somehow makes you different than any other delusional impatient jackass millennial who's decided that any kind of work that doesnt immediately realize his impractical dreams is just like, beneath him man

notice how i didnt use any empty business lingo or strategically bolded words? these words are real life words used by people who arent full of poo poo. take your business planning skills and use them to chart out how you're going to grow up, be a loving man, secure your own means, and be happy with the job you have while you gain valuable experience in how life actually works
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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

JakeP posted:

take it to tumblr franco
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