[MOD CHALLENGE: pg 15] Please give me money to make "Filipeno food"

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social media guru: Jan 18, 2016; by Cowcaster

youare wife looks liek a man

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 18:24

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social media guru: Jan 18, 2016; by Cowcaster

Dr. Tommy John posted:

I'm a white straight male so no, I'm not looking to refute the fact that my life is really easy and that crowd funding is a concept that is incongruous with bootstrap conservatism.

But we live in an age where you can reach out to those who support your vision and get to take advantage of an opportunity that previous generations would have had to let slip by until they did more work. All you have to do to chase that opportunity is be willing to ask.

You're stuck on the idea that were ignoring other options and not trying to use everything we can to address some unexpected problems in a much larger plan that was quite literally bootstrap conservatism over a period of a year of hard work.

im going to cruckold you and then bring some Tim Hortons into youare restauyrant and it it right in front of you

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 18:44

social media guru: Jan 18, 2016; by Cowcaster

Dr. Tommy John posted:

Filipino street food and specifically a wider variety of Filipino food available in the city. And also yes, our supporters actually like the idea of us being in the same place for extended periods of time.

im going to cruckold you and then bring some Tim Hortons into youare restauyrant and it it right in front of you

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 18:47

social media guru: Jan 18, 2016; by Cowcaster

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

loving lol. you're everything i thought you were. "A whole YEAR of hard work"

maybe earn something for once in your life.

he "earned" a tranny whife lolol

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 18:52

social media guru: Jan 18, 2016; by Cowcaster

Dr. Tommy John posted:

We earned the money to open this location by selling my Filipino fiance's Filipino food. We were more successful than we anticipated thanks to a lot of hard work, and we found ourselves with an offer that was too good to let pass. It meant we'd have to swallow our pride and ask for help to make it happen the way we envisioned, but it also meant that we'd be a year ahead of our projected timeline if we could somehow find that funding.

I cannot in good conscience argue that we deserve your support, but the hot takes here centering around my entitlement are a little strong. If this kickstarter fails we will still be doing this, largely thanks to the hard work you all keep suggesting we do and to the fact that we did actually save the money from our regular jobs to make this happen, but is it really so dishonest to try to use a platform that exists for ostensibly this purpose? Our entire campaign is essentially a stretch goal, but what exactly is evil about that?

and quite honestly, the timing of Filipino food as a trend is tough to pinpoint. A big community came up in SF, a few hot places opened in NYC and Toronto got an incredible fine dining spot downtown. I'm not sure burrito places will start adding adobo and menudo to their menus, but I doubt we'll be the only Filipino food in Kensington for very long.

im going to cruckold you and then bring some Tim Hortons into youare restauyrant and it it right in front of you

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 19:04

social media guru: Jan 18, 2016; by Cowcaster

Dr. Tommy John posted:

Tristen is my fianc�, she is Filipino and I am white as the driven snowden. Her uncle is Trinidadian. Who got banned for account sharing?

Honest question; what should crowd funding be used for?

Im glad you #nation allows #trans relationships so you can gently caress youare trans husband

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 19:18

social media guru: Jan 18, 2016; by Cowcaster

Dr. Tommy John posted:

Lol the licensing and legal fees for your proposed venture will hobble you if you aren't outright crippled.

your wife is ugly and your business is going to #fail lol

( just liek you youare a failure lololololololololo
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 19:22

social media guru: Jan 18, 2016; by Cowcaster

Dr. Tommy John posted:

Eh, you guys are bums but your feedback is useful and more coherent than you try and make it look

Do you gently caress your #trans #"wife" in the bum? {That is the "#British" word for BUTT!!!

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 19:35

social media guru: Jan 18, 2016; by Cowcaster

Dr. Tommy John posted:

I had no illusions about posting in GBS. If I can't answer your criticisms, then we should probably all agree I shouldn't beg on the internet. And poo poo if you guys hadn't shot me down then I'd be set for franchising across the country.

youare bad

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 19:41

social media guru: Jan 18, 2016; by Cowcaster

Dr. Tommy John posted:

Only half wrong. Heroins just not quite as big here. Were hoping the new weed dispensary next door funnels stoners in who are craving deep fried fun.

I hope you get #AIDS from sharing a #heroine needles @Doctor Tommty John

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 19:45

social media guru: Jan 18, 2016; by Cowcaster

Dr. Tommy John posted:

I enjoy GBS for being GBS and have for years but I can't say I'm too plussed by whatever this thing you're doing is

youare "#wife is not too #plussed either because she is trans and doesnt bhave a #plussy HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 19:50

social media guru: Jan 18, 2016; by Cowcaster

Dr. Tommy John posted:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I get it. Sorry that one kinda went over my head what with all the idiocy and all

you aRE bad

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 19:53

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 15:28

social media guru: Jan 18, 2016; by Cowcaster

Mange Mite posted:

Op, I hope this project ruins not only your relationship and your credit but also your dick and balls as well.

and his #trans husbands dick and balls aswell #MCM

# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 20:26

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