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Ace of Baes
Day 1: Hungry

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Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate

Ace of Baes posted:

Day 1: Hungry

you're off to a bad start with that attitude man

FutonForensic

Day 2: Killed a man for his DunkaroosŪ


alnilam

Day 3: beginning to realize that as a log, I can't eat dunkaroos

pig slut lisa

irl is good


Day 4: the longer u fast the slower time passes hmmm makes u think

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Jan 20, 2016

Piso Mojado

Day 5: this is going to be one HELL of a Ramadan.

FluffieDuckie

Day 6: can't find the cat


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
Greg looking at his yellow sheet, white and yellow comforter, and red with green flecks top sheet and starts crying

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Looke

gotta go faster

Bread Set Jettison

Day 7:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y0AUBfBmic


Macnult

Day ate:

I mean day 8. dammit!

FluffieDuckie

Macnult posted:

Day ate:

I mean day 8. dammit!


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Manifisto


Dy 9: Tryng t drv sstnnc frm vwls. pcmng trp t Wls wll b dffclt.


ty nesamdoom!

Manifisto


Dy 10:



:cripes:


ty nesamdoom!

google THIS

Day 11: This is Greg's skeleton. My plan to be free of this fleshly prison continues apace. Do NOT tip him off.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
day 12: still lying here on the forest floor, tried to eat several chipmunks but realized yet again, i am but a piece of sentient wood covered in bark and lichen

Matoi Ryuko


Day 13: Slow. :(

SIDS Vicious


Day 14: help

wow that was an old sig lol
chec k out my drawings the sidsons :)

Bread Set Jettison

Dy 15: no enrgy cnt thik wel


Matoi Ryuko


Day 16: so hungry...can't get out of bed

FutonForensic

Day 17: ate the bed. sleep is just another vice to abstain from


Matoi Ryuko


Day 18: dreamt I was eating marshmellows and woke up without any pillows. Sleeping on the floor now.

Ben Smash

LARDROOM
Day 19: My farts are dust now

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Day 20: If I eat this log there will be no day 21. What if I just nibble a corner?

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Matoi Ryuko


Day 21: my mind has deteriorated...the lasting fog is all around me.

City of Glompton

Day 22: I realized that despite faithfully fasting, my body has been betraying me the entire time, eating as much of me as it wants. I can't believe I ever trusted this meatsack.

Bread Set Jettison

Day 23: Thinking about jello


Full-Bodied Flavor

fasting log was the real nickname of the cool runnings bobsled

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
Day 24: i found this cool volleyball it is my friend

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Day 25 update!
Before, as big as I was I felt empty inside, food couldn't fill it

current
feeling super positive

ScrubLeague

Day 26:
Man I feel great I wonder if I can apply this same transformation to other areas of my life like not masturbating.

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deep dish peat moss

Day 420:
Thank Yeezus for inventing smokeable vitamins... now this is easy.

Zorodius

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still too slow. I've failed you, Sonic.

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Day about thirstyish:
Realized it was drinking fluids that was making me hungry. no more onion slurry sports drinks for this log!

Manifisto



lol


ty nesamdoom!

bog pixie

Ace of Baes posted:

Day 1: Hungry

FartGhost

FutonForensic posted:

Day 17: ate the bed. sleep is just another vice to abstain from

Ace of Baes
Day 2: Hungry

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
Day 3: I've noticed Carlos in his taco truck speeding past me while on his daily route. He knows I'm fasting. Who told him...

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FutonForensic

Day 4: When I confronted Carlos, he said "You might be fasting, but I'm faster-ing." The matter is decided. Carlos must die


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