Flavor Truck posted:

Look at my catte. Look at my darling boy. Mwuah. Mwuah! I love him and he loves me. I am nothing but a warm lap for him. I am a worthless source of food and heat and belly rubs. When I die, he will not hesitate to eat the flesh from my bones. Look at this special and precious boy.

I have named him Chairman Meow. I am sorry. I'm afraid The Chairman already knows his unfortunate name.



He lives on my lap. I cannot get him off of my lap. Please help. He follows me around constantly and is always using me for warmth and belly rubs. I am a slave.