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Boof Bonser: nvj is touched by your generosity!

I am striking out.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 04:27

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# ? May 16, 2024 18:07

Piso Mojado

"hey post a pic"

*literally mails you a pic*

# ? Jan 21, 2016 04:37

Boof Bonser: nvj is touched by your generosity!

I listen to a lot of podcasts and they always talk about how you can print real US postage right from the computer so I thought man this place has to be CRAWLING with 80-grade trim

# ? Jan 21, 2016 04:48

Full-Bodied Flavor

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# ? Jan 21, 2016 04:53

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

Piso Mojado posted:

"hey post a pic"

*literally mails you a pic*

# ? Jan 21, 2016 05:02

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

Piso Mojado posted:

"hey post a pic"

*literally mails you a pic*

# ? Jan 21, 2016 05:08

alnilam

Piso Mojado posted:

"hey post a pic"

*literally mails you a pic*

weight / postage / origin?

# ? Jan 21, 2016 05:20

FluffieDuckie

alnilam posted:

weight / postage / origin?

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jan 21, 2016 05:25

FluffieDuckie

warning: if she's hiding her face with her hair THERE MAY BE A REASON

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jan 21, 2016 05:28

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

my package threads keep getting gassed?

# ? Jan 21, 2016 05:54

Lutha Mahtin: Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

FluffieDuckie posted:

warning: if she's hiding her face with her hair THERE MAY BE A REASON

i can get stamps from zazzle??! holy crap, the possibilities are endless

# ? Jan 21, 2016 06:08

pig slut lisa: irl is good

if you wanna find the freaks on that site look for the people talking about wanting an "inverted jenny"

# ? Jan 21, 2016 06:25

Spanish Manlove: HAILGAYSATAN

I wonder if the queen of england ever wonders if the back of her head really does smell like glue

# ? Jan 21, 2016 15:15

google THIS

the camera adds 10 cents

# ? Jan 21, 2016 16:05

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

google THIS posted:

the camera adds 10 cents

this is the best dad joke i've heard in a long time

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# ? Jan 21, 2016 16:12

Piso Mojado

google THIS posted:

the camera adds 10 cents

jett, you are a treasure.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 16:25

smoobles

Piso Mojado posted:

"hey post a pic"

*literally mails you a pic*

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# ? Jan 21, 2016 16:44

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*hurries to clean up house before the girl from stamps.com comes over for our first date, at the last minute realizes my damp sponge is still out on my desk, throws it under bed in a panic as the doorbell rings*

# ? Jan 21, 2016 16:57

Piso Mojado

PriorityMale2: I'm really lonely.

Misss_Stamp_Tramp: me too.

# ? Jan 21, 2016 17:05

alnilam

Piso Mojado posted:

PriorityMale2: I'm really lonely.

Misss_Stamp_Tramp: me too.

lol

# ? Jan 21, 2016 17:16

Manifisto

Piso Mojado posted:

PriorityMale2: I'm really lonely.

Misss_Stamp_Tramp: me too.

4ever_unaffixed: Time for you guys to learn to appreciate self-adhesion ;-)

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 21, 2016 17:34

FutonForensic

*** You have entered a Stamps.com camgirl chat. Please be respectful! ***

stickyBoy92: YOUR REALLY PRETTY

Envelope_Angel7: lol thx :-)

stickyBoy92: PUT STAMPS ON THOSE NIPS PLEASE. U.S. PRESIDENTS ONLY PLZ

Envelope_Angel7: sure thing hon. what are u in the mood f--

stickyBoy92: JIMMY CARTER COMMEMORATIVE EDITION ON LEFT, GROVER CLEVELAND ON RIGHT. 1885-1889 TERM FOR GROVER IF U HAVE IT

# ? Jan 21, 2016 17:47

smoobles

Piso Mojado posted:

PriorityMale2: I'm really lonely.

Misss_Stamp_Tramp: me too.

55555

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# ? Jan 22, 2016 02:18

Boof Bonser: nvj is touched by your generosity!

Apparently they give you a free package scale when you sign up.

Maybe I'm striking out because I haven't been telling the chicks on there how much my package weighs?

# ? Jan 22, 2016 03:46

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

you're really thinking outside of the box with this dating strategy.

thinking outside of the flat rate box, not the priority.

man. you can fit all sorts of stuff in a flat rate!

# ? Jan 22, 2016 03:52

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

FutonForensic posted:

*** You have entered a Stamps.com camgirl chat. Please be respectful! ***

stickyBoy92: YOUR REALLY PRETTY

Envelope_Angel7: lol thx :-)

stickyBoy92: PUT STAMPS ON THOSE NIPS PLEASE. U.S. PRESIDENTS ONLY PLZ

Envelope_Angel7: sure thing hon. what are u in the mood f--

stickyBoy92: JIMMY CARTER COMMEMORATIVE EDITION ON LEFT, GROVER CLEVELAND ON RIGHT. 1885-1889 TERM FOR GROVER IF U HAVE IT

# ? Jan 22, 2016 05:30

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

I tried http://www.pmbug.com/forum/ to branch out, but the girls are all gold diggers.

# ? Jan 25, 2016 18:31

City of Glompton

I met the girl of my dreams but she was already postmarked :smith:

# ? Jan 25, 2016 18:42

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

you are going to have to expect they aren't uncirculated in the year you want.

# ? Jan 25, 2016 18:43

Boof Bonser: nvj is touched by your generosity!

I want to cop some Forever chicks

# ? Jan 25, 2016 23:15

fabergay egg: it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

Boof Bonser posted:

Apparently they give you a free package scale when you sign up.

Maybe I'm striking out because I haven't been telling the chicks on there how much my package weighs?

They will be VERY interested in your """package""", op

# ? Jan 26, 2016 05:35

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

i remember this stamp from the 90s. i thought it looked pretty rad. she is also hot.

# ? Jan 26, 2016 07:09

FutonForensic

sometimes i attach .jpegs of stamps to my emails, just to keep the spirit alive

# ? Jan 26, 2016 19:16

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

FutonForensic posted:

sometimes i attach .jpegs of stamps to my emails, just to keep the spirit alive

this is a really good idea.

it's a juxtaposition of the old ways and the new ways.

# ? Jan 26, 2016 19:35

Tebulot: im hip now bois

FutonForensic posted:

*** You have entered a Stamps.com camgirl chat. Please be respectful! ***

stickyBoy92: YOUR REALLY PRETTY

Envelope_Angel7: lol thx :-)

stickyBoy92: PUT STAMPS ON THOSE NIPS PLEASE. U.S. PRESIDENTS ONLY PLZ

Envelope_Angel7: sure thing hon. what are u in the mood f--

stickyBoy92: JIMMY CARTER COMMEMORATIVE EDITION ON LEFT, GROVER CLEVELAND ON RIGHT. 1885-1889 TERM FOR GROVER IF U HAVE IT

haha

# ? Jan 28, 2016 09:19

alnilam

Another lonely evening *sighs, makes another self addressed stamped envelope and throws it in the pile*

# ? Nov 29, 2016 23:34

FactsAreUseless

Same story every time... one day, an ordinary man just snaps and goes completely insane... and now I have another UTI.

# ? Nov 29, 2016 23:41

vanisher

I went through a thing a couple years ago when I went through my mid life crisis. I thought I could handle the younger postage. Got through the registration process and played around a bit on the site, before I know it 50 Suzie B's rolled up.

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