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boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI18Z1CzWmI

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Heavy Metal Bubbling Brook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee0yDlLhzXg&t=27s

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Matoi Ryuko posted:

That jpg's got more artifacts than Cairo.

more jagged edges than Caro

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
*record scratch* woah now MIGF dont go comparing yourself to olives now

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
tiny, sour, and soaked in gin ???????

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

paranoid randroid posted:

i guess

like theres that line in reagan where hes all "we all talk makin greens, but none of us own acres"

killer mike really wants to own land, this is Known

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCD9lAfT2ng&t=79s

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
buy land. drink water. stay in school. this is how i grind

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

the sound of rain falling on leaves and elderly snapping bones is the same

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
who else was disappointed the domino of old dudes didnt reach the end of the log

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Literally The Worst posted:

I like when Spiderman goes out with and presumably fucks improbably hot women

yeah nobody's suprised you're in favor of skinny radioactive nerds getting laid dickeye

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
i'm one of those comic nerds who kind of hates superhero books

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

PupsOfWar posted:

more weirded out by the sex successes of, say, wolverine, a gross dude.

have the bioenhancements of wolverine's dong ever been described in print

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

PupsOfWar posted:

like if i put together an Eligible Bachelors list of the marvel universe peter parker would not be near the bottom, at least in the 18-35 age bracket

dude shut the gently caress up before you give them another idea for a movie

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
i would support hitler if it meant i got to live in an o'neil cylinder tbh

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
im not sure if radbot's aggressive ignorance is some kind of gimmick because it's just plausible enough that he is a real and horrid person

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
my fav radbot moment is when he was whining that he and his wife couldn't afford a starter home in denver on their combined $150k+ yearly salary

like with aggressive budgeting you could afford to purchase a home 100% in cash in a few years with that kind of income

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
i felt the guy who self-inherited NA identity so he could take a pissy stance on reparations kind of livened the thread up. really tied it together

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

i look white as gently caress because the 7/8ths of me that is not of native american heritage overwhelmed, genetically, the 1/8th of me that is.t rust me though i feel deeply the pain of the the oppressed minority

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
i'm getting a fat eight hundo in my tax return

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

PupsOfWar posted:

please dont have children, dadchat

agreed, one child is ideal

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
my daughter is at the age now where she has opinions and gets mad if you have different opinions

this typically manifests itself in a struggle over 1) snacks and 2) the establishment of a snuggling schedule

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Aeryk posted:

no, you need two so you can force them to entertain each other

mine is pretty good at entertaining herself, she will seek out books and flip through them but she can't talk let alone read so she'll read them both right side up and up side down so it's like 2 books in 1

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

lol I didn't know mike tyson busted his rear end on a hoverboard

oh are we calling the 90's "a hoverboard" now

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

The Warszawa posted:

what is the a-10

the a-10 is an obsolete plane that the air force is trying to get rid of but it still has a lot of support both in the military and in the armchair community because even for a piece of military hardware its coolness factor is off the charts

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
the a-10 is extrmely cool but it belongs in a museum

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Volkerball posted:

is the a10 the plane that goes bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzrt

that's the one

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
although if we're going to be funding obsolete but insanely fuckin neato weapons systems i would suggest the Republic XF-84H "Thunderscreech"

quote:

The XF-84H was quite possibly the loudest aircraft ever built (rivaled only by the Russian Tupolev Tu-95 "Bear" bomber), earning the nickname "Thunderscreech" as well as the "Mighty Ear Banger". On the ground "run ups", the prototypes could reportedly be heard 25 miles (40 km) away. Unlike standard propellers that turn at subsonic speeds, the outer 24–30 inches (61–76 cm) of the blades on the XF-84H's propeller traveled faster than the speed of sound even at idle thrust, producing a continuous visible sonic boom that radiated laterally from the propellers for hundreds of yards. The shock wave was actually powerful enough to knock a man down; an unfortunate crew chief who was inside a nearby C-47 was severely incapacitated during a 30-minute ground run. Coupled with the already considerable noise from the subsonic aspect of the propeller and the dual turbines, the aircraft was notorious for inducing severe nausea and headaches among ground crews. In one report, a Republic engineer suffered a seizure after close range exposure to the shock waves emanating from a powered-up XF-84H

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Jagchosis posted:

paper's please is good precisely because its stressful and unpleasant that's the point of the game

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
i just thought it was neat that a game could induce physical + mental discomfort while still being good and compelling

it's something games have a hard time with, engaging emotionally on a negative level without just being badly made or repulsive

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

The mechanics in Papers, Please are so bad, and that you keep coming back to see out the story is really impressive.

People that haven't played it don't realize that in addition to being unfun, the mechanics are deliberately clunky and hard to use. It's so very well done.

actually i really got into the mechanics, it's v similar to what i do for a living adding an extra layer of depressing grime

like i cruised through my playthrough keeping all family alive for the most part because i was able to efficiently process like 12+ persons a day

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
yeah her comedy is more or less a glove thrown in the face of angry mras

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXGJGuH59qw

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

paranoid randroid posted:

someone feed me a hot take about daniel tosh

somehow manages to gently caress up the laziest form of entertainment, presenting and commenting on youtube clips

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
do you like FailArmy? do you like abrasive white men with no social filter? have i got the comedian for you!

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Amergin posted:

Wait what's "gonzo" porn? Is that like gonzo journalism but with dildos and more coke?

there's no scenario or framing, no pretense at fantasy, the performers are aware of and acknowledge the camera trap sprung

PupsOfWar posted:

i wonder if you get in trouble with production companies for speaking up like that

probably not, porn companies don't have to protect any sort of image they just make porn

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
tiny houses are the stupidest thing

when i was on a recent long car trip my wife asked me if tiny houses were dumb and i talked for at least a half hour about why they are dumb

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
again i am super jazzed about my kid starting to date because when she brings her romantic interests around the house for dinner, because i will invite them, i will be able to bore them to tears and they cant do anything about it hahahahahaha

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Rodatose posted:

no! really! I was on the up-and-up in the corps! I was gonna lead johnny reb to victory... see! look at these medals!

*tugs shirt forward toward viewer, and as vs does, the bottlecap commemorating honorable performance in the april 2nd playground reinactment of bull run pops off and clatters upon the ground*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5k2m9EOJVw&t=27s

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

site posted:

I figured you as the dad who would threaten the bf for the lulz.

no heck no i can only trust in my child's ability to make good decisions, which i will then test with extended monologs about the battle of stalingrad

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

V. Illych L. posted:

i'm going to out myself as a raging technophobe now, but i hardly ever use the internet on my phone. it just seems either rude or unnecessary, or both

hell yeah brother

i refuse to get a smart phone. i dont want one. im not gonna get one until it's the free phone that comes with the cheapest phone plan

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Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
i have never paid for a phone, or cable television

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