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where do you live in cali
Hermosa Beach. Fuckin owns even the salty old locals are calling this one the best winter ever seen
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- ScrubLeague
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Rip the whole eastern seaboard, El Nino is coming in to gently caress up your poo poo. Sorry fellas.
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Jan 22, 2016 11:04
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- Robot Made of Meat
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the only good thing about winter is that the bugs die
This.
Also, it helps keep southerners at bay.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Jan 22, 2016 16:48
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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when you're outside in the cold for a while and then you have to go in to pee, and then you have to touch your peep so that your pee goes into the urinal.
ooh.
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Jan 22, 2016 16:54
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Winter Ain't No Pal of Mine - a song by Randy Newman for the new Pixar Film the Fuggernauts
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Jan 22, 2016 17:49
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- Big Mackson
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there were a week the temperature dropped to -25 and people forgot that this was how it used to be.
"how do i clothe warm"
"lot of snow, how do i remove"
"i dont want to go outside anymore"
borealis town my butte
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Jan 22, 2016 18:00
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people complain about the cold, but old man winter's real power is darkness.
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Jan 22, 2016 18:25
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- Big Mackson
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people complain about the cold, but old man winter's real power is darkness.
tortured teenager looks down on the ground while the sun sets.
a cold breeze with a hint of snow gales in the distance.
"my real power is... darkness"
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Jan 22, 2016 18:38
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- City of Glompton
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*old man winter, carefully applying guyliner* I'm not just cold, I'm cool.
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Jan 22, 2016 19:33
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- bog pixie
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people should be able to file for hibernation
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Jan 22, 2016 20:29
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it would solve a lot of world issues such as being cold
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Jan 22, 2016 20:30
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- bog pixie
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id feel sorry for all the bears that got kicked out of their caves though
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Jan 22, 2016 20:31
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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you could hibernate in your house as long as the bank freezes your assets
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Jan 22, 2016 20:40
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- Status_Surge
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I need ya, Surge. This is a bad one, the worst yet. I need the old blade runner, I need your magic.
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When you get a blizzard warning, don't you get too scared.
Just grab your winter buddy, and say these magic words:
gently caress you, winter! You can suck my dick.
You cant get me, Winter, because you're just God's fridge.
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Jan 23, 2016 04:19
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- Afro Doug
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imo if you don't vote you have no right to complain. if you're upset that snow is now being inaugurated in washington you only have yourselfs to blame
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Jan 23, 2016 05:15
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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This.
Also, it helps keep southerners at bay.
let it snow!
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Jan 23, 2016 23:04
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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wanna borrow some sugar? looks like your're digging your way over.
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Jan 23, 2016 23:04
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i live in ma and we didnt get snow, owned
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Jan 23, 2016 23:18
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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it's actually pretty nice here, but now it's dark
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Jan 23, 2016 23:19
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i live in ma and we didnt get snow, owned
what? are you in like west-rear end MA
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Jan 24, 2016 02:06
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aggressively chill
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yeah winter is this how you like it you dirty little season oh yeah take it take it
oh baby that was sooooo good next time lets call up your friend fall and get freaky
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Jan 24, 2016 02:13
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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~ gently caress Winter ~
aka Story of my Love Life
by Richard B. Muncy
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Jan 24, 2016 11:48
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I live in Texas and it's been like 28 degrees but I guess the tradeoff for having 9 months of unbearable summer is that we only get like one or two bad winter days a year.
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Jan 24, 2016 13:25
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Been inside since Thursday night because blizzard sans snowboard is a less fun blizzard. Winter's starting to get my goat.
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Jan 24, 2016 17:49
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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it's so cold outside you could refrigerate stuff outside
everyone in the idf must die
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Jan 24, 2016 17:59
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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this winter i kept all of my condiments, milk, and eggs outside to save on electricity costs
everyone in the idf must die
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Jan 24, 2016 17:59
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When my housemates and I put food or drink outside to keep it frozen we call it "the great freezer of the north"
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Jan 24, 2016 18:00
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lol you joke magpie but up north it's actually not uncommon to keep fridge overflow outside in a box or cooler
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Jan 24, 2016 18:01
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when i bring beer home the first thing i do is leave it out back. Then later if it's way below freezing I'll bring it in and fridge it, but in the late fall and early spring there's beer on my back porch all the time, please do NOT take advantage of this knowledge
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Jan 24, 2016 18:02
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- alnilam
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I'm voting for Winter for president
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Jan 24, 2016 18:06
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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lol you joke magpie but up north it's actually not uncommon to keep fridge overflow outside in a box or cooler
i live in florida
everyone in the idf must die
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Jan 24, 2016 18:11
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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http://www.wunderground.com/us/fl/melbourne check out how ridiculous the winter is down here, it's really cold outside
everyone in the idf must die
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Jan 24, 2016 18:12
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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This is the winter of our discontent!
so wait... does that mean we are content or...?
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Jan 24, 2016 18:49
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I'm voting for Winter for president
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- Adbot
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- ChairmanMeow
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Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
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when i bring beer home the first thing i do is leave it out back. Then later if it's way below freezing I'll bring it in and fridge it, but in the late fall and early spring there's beer on my back porch all the time, please do NOT take advantage of this knowledge
at my friends the screened in porch is fridge 2, mostly beverages.
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