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Son of Rodney posted:I'm currently boning a girl who does cosplay at comic conventions and stuff and its pretty great having a girl dressed up as daphne from scooby doo with orange hair wig while youre coming on her face velma is clearly the correct choice
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 15:16 |
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# ? May 18, 2024 11:51 |
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Pull a gun on him. Tie him up Make his wife film you having sex with a moe body pillow with him watching in the the background. Post that poo poo on YouTube.
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 15:20 |
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His wife is making a thread called "my husband's inviting some ex-con to our home"
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 15:50 |
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Whatever happened to lingerie and handcuffs and poo poo. Why pokemon characters?
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 16:10 |
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gently caress her. gently caress the Pikachu.
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 16:13 |
XMNN posted:thats sick well she has like 3/4 of that costume too so I'll ask her to wear it next time and think of you
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 16:14 |
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Get you dick so deep in her pussy that you will need anescape rope to get out.
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 16:15 |
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whoflungpoop posted:His wife is making a thread called "my husband's inviting some ex-con to our home" will she mention she dresses up as a pikachu and lets her husband gently caress her like that?
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 16:17 |
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I'm only saying this on my alt, but when I was a young kid, my imaginary friend was a sheet that I pretended was a venus flytrap and I'd wrap myself up in it and pretend it was eating me. This interest in flytraps and digestion developed into a vore fetish and from elementary through part of high school, I would get my kicks from reading articles like this and imagining how it'd feel to be eaten. Even now, this is a pretty interesting article, but reading stuff like "the plant apportions its digestive efforts according to the struggles of its prey" makes me blush. TMI, I know.
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 16:20 |
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Drink his beer and then cuck your friend op.
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 16:24 |
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 16:27 |
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This isn't remotely 'horrifying' Hopefully this dude noticed what a lil bitch you were about it and doesn't invite you over again
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 16:30 |
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idk I wouldn't really want to hang out with a guy who just admitted he bangs pikachu
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 16:32 |
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the great deceiver posted:i dunno maybe my problem is that i dont think pikachu isna sexy pokemon are there sexier pokemons? maybe i need to put more thought into this whole matter. it's 3am i'm gonna sleep on this one I never got the appeal of costumes
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 17:52 |
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The only redeeming thing about furry sex is that to actually gently caress, they eventually MUST take off the costume. Right? Right???
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 18:23 |
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Crash_N_Burn posted:Tell him you arent into pikachu but you wouldnt mind cumming in her meowth
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 18:34 |
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Crash_N_Burn posted:Tell him you arent into pikachu but you wouldnt mind cumming in her meowth
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 19:09 |
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bobthedinosaur posted:he wants you to join in, OP This is pretty obvious.
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 19:48 |
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Use vine whip
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 19:54 |
you can all dress up as pokemon evolutions and do some sort of sick incest anime roleplay, op
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 19:54 |
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phasmid posted:The only redeeming thing about furry sex is that to actually gently caress, they eventually MUST take off the costume. I don't think so my understanding was that you just got a hole for the guys wiener and a hole for the girls butt but the costumes are still on. You want to bang a Pikachu or a horse not a person sweaty and putrid from recently being dressed up as one duh.
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 20:23 |
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As him if he wants to dress up as a cuckizard.
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 20:27 |
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hosed up op. someone opened up to you and now youre abusing that trust. He sounds like a pretty cool guy who's open to new experiences, unlike SOME PEOPLE (also was going to make a 'pokeballs' joke but Im not funny, so i'll leave it to the pros)
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:43 |
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extra stout posted:someone please remind me of who the e/n goon who spent thousands jerking off to a blue haired cam girl who wears pikachu ears and does the voice for him on cam was, and then tell that guy about this situation and find a way to become wealthy from it as the middle man A modern day great gatsby
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 23:25 |
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Still waiting to hear about OP sucking squirtles dilz.
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 23:30 |
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whoflungpoop posted:His wife is making a thread called "my husband's inviting some ex-con to our home" you've been bringing the burns this week slept on it and i'm definitely going, if it turns into some sort of weird pokerape adventure well that's just how life turns out sometimes
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# ? Jan 24, 2016 23:56 |
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so jealous lol
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