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CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Chinatown posted:

so what happens now
I've tried to predict before and always been wrong, someone else do it

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Doobie's dreams they piled high
Coke in the bottle, piles of fries
Orders of wings, they came and went
All the while under the ol' hood vent
landlord came and said goodbye
and Doobies dreams, they dun died

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
doobie doghouse dead
victory for the blacks and gays
saddness -- piled high

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I wanna compile a cookbook of knockoff Doobie's Dog House recipes and call it With Saddness

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Pastry of the Year posted:

I wanna compile a cookbook of knockoff Doobie's Dog House recipes and call it With Saddness
does Pink's sell a cookbook? cause if they do you should just rip the cover off one of those and add your own

or a copy of this http://www.amazon.com/How-Start-Hotdog-Cart-Business/dp/1937126978/

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Gangsta froggers in here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnvxGAMDs9E

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Nooner posted:

doobie doghouse dead
victory for the blacks and gays
saddness -- piled high

This is almost haiku

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

Nooner posted:

doobie doghouse dead
victory for the blacks and gays
saddness -- piled high

it's vic-tor-y, not vic-try, you drat fool.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

straight outta reform
crazy line cook named...
named oh god what am i doing

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i hope doob and tash are able to join weird twitter and make some money

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

straight outta reform
crazy line cook named...
named oh god what am i doing

DWA

Doobies With Attitude

Kidsolo
Dec 4, 2006

Give the dog a bone

Melmac posted:

Why does she keep saying ASWBM visited Doobie's with his grandmother?

Because he did visit Doobies doghouse.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

it was super packed (lunch hour) and tasha took his name, and naturally he gave his forum name

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

a bay posted:

Lets all say Fries. until they block it

Doobie give ute cancer?

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Can you get unemployment after your self made restaurant goes down? I haven't figured if the Doob has the acumen to properly pay in on business taxes, so...

Dely Apple fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Jan 30, 2016

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
why did he never take EBT/SNAP cards? he would probably have made a killing

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Chinatown posted:

why did he never take EBT/SNAP cards? he would probably have made a killing

it would let the government know the shack existed and someone had a fake health inspection

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Then why fake everything but the 3000 vent hood :v:

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe
Odysseus was indeed a mythical figure.

Iakona
Jan 24, 2006

Chinatown posted:

why did he never take EBT/SNAP cards? he would probably have made a killing

as far as I know you can't buy hot already made food with ebt. Like those cooked whole chickens wal-mart sells in their deli. You can buy the refrigerated ones with ebt, but not one that's hot.

Cromulent
Dec 22, 2002

People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.

Iakona posted:

as far as I know you can't buy hot already made food with ebt. Like those cooked whole chickens wal-mart sells in their deli. You can buy the refrigerated ones with ebt, but not one that's hot.
Cheap snacks, but not cheap hot snacks. An important distinction.

DAMN NIGGA
Aug 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Iakona posted:

as far as I know you can't buy hot already made food with ebt. Like those cooked whole chickens wal-mart sells in their deli. You can buy the refrigerated ones with ebt, but not one that's hot.

lol the colesaw was cold

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

drat NIGGA posted:

lol the colesaw was cold

pretty sure doob could argue it was all cold too the cheese didnt melt.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

two forty posted:

Odysseus was indeed a mythical figure.

Both the Odyssey and the story of Doobie's Dog House end with literal piles of dead people

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

Pastry of the Year posted:

Both the Odyssey and the story of Doobie's Dog House end with literal piles of dead people

Piled high

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Pastry of the Year posted:

Both the Odyssey and the story of Doobie's Dog House end with literal piles of dead people
also both had a siren's song and a lot of dumb mistakes leading to huge disasters

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Chinatown posted:

why did he never take EBT/SNAP cards?

No but they took rubber checks.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

doob's grocery corner, offering single eggs and oscar meyer franks for a modest markup. take 'n bake omelettes.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
Christmas goon, where are you? Please come explain how you taught your kids a valuable life lesson by giving money to the doob

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
has soundmonkey held a press conference about the closing yet?

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Lots of new tweets for some reason. Each one more strange than the next!

https://twitter.com/DoobiesDogHouse/with_replies

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
More threats towards Lowtax

https://twitter.com/DoobiesDogHouse/status/693265589767409668

I gotta admit, "Tax Free" is kind of creative.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
savaged by the doob

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

savaged by the doob

https://twitter.com/DoobiesDogHouse/status/693289128969007104

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

boom shakalaka

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





lol

usb teledildonics
Oct 10, 2009

those who came before me
"Christmas goon alone"

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
I'll be honest, if I was as much of a failure as the doobster, and I was married to the crusher from brave little toaster, I'd be going crazy too.

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facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Doobie perhaps you are the queer

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