Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
:eonwe: Welcome to the chill EVE thread! Stay Calm and Just Post. :eonwe:

this is not the be an rear end in a top hat thread and link the rear end in a top hat thread.



im an idiot - dabigredboat

Eve Online - Join Goons in The Shitperium

this is the paragraph where we jerk each other off about how goony we are



What is Eve Online?

a quote - a dead guy

First of all, watch this video. Seriously trust me, it's worth it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DoUIoSPh6w

That's Eve. That's real players playing the game, recorded during actual fights. How could that not be fun?


Why Play Eve?

free kimsemus – eonwe

you shouldn't


New Players: Why Join Goonswarm?

i like doxxing people - goon leaders

join us to have a background check run on you

Veterans: Why Come Back to Eve?

another quote? – really?

come back if you have nothing good going on in your life



"I Tried Eve Before: It Was Too Hard…"

its a bad game – is why

it never got any better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVjdQEh3go0

How to Join Goons

don't

Just be sure to remember:

free kimsemus

eonwe fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Apr 26, 2016

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
FAQ

Ok, I'm not a J4G, I want into Goonwaffe. Now what?

don't
Are you Vacationed and want to come back to GoonWaffe?? (This means your forum group says Vacationer on GF.com)

don't

Against All The Odds I'm In Now What?
quit

Any Other Advice?
stop playing

I'm having trouble with the registration process!
you're lucky

That OP was too long and self-indulgent. Where do I get the client?

starcitizen.com



Is there a minimum skill points or character age requirement?

who cares

Whoah all that winning and big fleets and stuff sounds like, well, pressure man...

Introducing...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU

i didnt read this last paragraph but im replacing it here

eonwe fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Jan 25, 2016

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
first

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
updated OP

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Unfunny Poster posted:

You monster Eonwe.

lmao

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

schwaboy posted:

Is this where the cool kids hang out?

sure

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

bonewitch posted:

good thread op

thank you.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

avatarinwin posted:

i've had issues with the previous goon guild and got blacklisted for some dumb reason. will this new one be accepting?

sure, register at starcitizen.com

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Haquer posted:

asymptotically approaching 100%

a lil' math joke for you ha ha ha

heh

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
You guys owe it to yourselves to watch the video on the first post

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Kakarot posted:

isnt that the guy who got kimsemus kicked out?

Yes

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Jojo here

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Jimlit posted:

Real post....

Do the leaders of the eve goons really call themselves the directors?

Yes lol

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Mods?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

mods rename to mmo hmo chat thread

Don't do this mods

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

crew posted:

Make me a mod and this poo poo wouldnt happen

That's why you aren't a mod

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
thank you all

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Fermented Tinal posted:

Considering how long the other thread is, does page 3 still count as the ground floor?

yes

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Wyld posted:

drat it, I really wanted to post a amusing meme on the first page. I'm surprised you didn't make this the Eve Thread - For Sane People.

I thought it'd be funny to be basically the same name as the other thread

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
yea, I thought the video of the guys punching themselves in the dick over and over in the OP was way more like the EVE Experience

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
dank memes are good

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
you're in

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Having two eve threads is good

We've double the EVE posting maximum throughput

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
wanna pet that cat

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
bump

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
welcome

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I'm free

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
you're a good person

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Endie posted:

In my defence that game did exist just only for about three hours every six months.

hey you don't gotta defend yoruself Endie! I think the OP you made was actually very good

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Endie posted:

I considered it - it's the recruitment thread I hated doing the most and it shows, not to mention the paucity of good propaganda imagery available by then - but I'd only get accused of doing it in a huff or out of spite or something.

Endie, my friend

just follow your shitposting star

:justpost:

go hog wild

if you want to keep the thread open, keep it open

if you want to close it, close it!

the forums are your oyster and you're a go getter

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
it is a kind offer

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

ChickenWing posted:

But of course, close the other thread and the unrelaxed angry crowd from the other thread will come to this one

what if we closed both threads tho

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
i personally think having two EVE threads is really funny

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

ChickenWing posted:

did you ever pinch off a hose and see the pressure build up until you let it go and then water sprays goddamn everywhere for a second?



like that but with posting

tempting

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Wyld posted:

An oyster was in love with the moon. When the full moon shone in the sky, he spent hours watching it with open mouth.
A crab saw from his observation post that the oyster was completely open at the full moon, and decided to eat him.
The following night, when the oyster opened, the crab put a pebble inside.
The oyster immediately tried to close again, but was prevented by the stone.

~LDV

its beautiful

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Oodles posted:

Inbe4 the logout butan

the logout butan

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Endie posted:

Frankly the lack of verisimilitude ruined the whole aesthetic for me.

hell, same

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
wowzers, I never thought about it

why would the orcs even know the word menu

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
like is there an orc restaurant where they sit down and order brackish water to drink with a troll flank steak & a side of hobbit feet?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
you'd really have to prepare hobbit feet just right if you made them too

like, they walk barefoot everywhere so you know the meat is tough, and like the hair? You'd have to take great pains to get rid of all of it and hobbits have a lot

the more I think about this the more I think that the orc restaurant just doesn't make a lot of sense

  • Locked thread