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Who will win the debate?
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
Chris Christie
John Kasich
Rand Paul
Carly Fiorina
Mike Huckabee
Rick Santorum
Jim Gilmore
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Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
Things you may not know about Jim Gilmore:

He is the only veteran left in the presidential race.

You won't hear much about Jim Gilmore's military career because he was an intelligence operative.

Specifically, a counterintelligence operative stationed for three years in West Germany in the early 1970s. Much is still classified, Jim Gilmore can't brag about his career if he wanted to.

Feel free to think about Jim "James Bond" Gilmore while watching the upcoming debate.

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Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
Let's get hosed up and welcome the apocalypse together

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



"Why is your message dumb and overshadowed, fat man"

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
It's Mike "Bernie Sanders" Huckabee

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Love that first question.

"Governor Huckabee, why have you failed?"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I am not surprised Huckabee is fighting for "people who sweat through their clothes".

The silent, stinky majority.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
you're not a constitutional lawyer, huckabee

or an economist

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Due process for abortions would be cool. This baby is stealing my precious bodily fluids; execute it

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Why don't they just ask them all "Hey, none of you are going to be President, so what are you really here for? Book deal?"

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



I think Mike Huckabee just endorsed the Car Tax...

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Joementum posted:

I am not surprised Huckabee is fighting for "people who sweat through their clothes".

The silent, stinky majority.

The Lifters of Heavy Things

Huck is truly the YLLS candidate.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
attack the media, santorum

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
Oh, wonderful. Already a call to outlaw abortion.

Why do I do this to myself? I hate all of these people.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



ANGRY RICK IS BACK

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"And that is the chronic!" ~ Rick Santorum

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
Nobody cares, Rick.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Haha Santorum turning red talking about how everyone ignores him.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Its because your name was caught in a profanity filter

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Santorum getting real goddamn lovely, drat dude.

Altimeter
Sep 10, 2003


Santorum is positively FROTHING

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
Hahahah Fiorina looks so embarrassed that he keeps bringing up how they're the junior debate.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Somebody's stirring up the santorum

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Thump! posted:

Santorum getting real goddamn lovely, drat dude.

Yeah, normally he's only 1/3 poo poo by volume.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

lol what an idiotic question

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
Nobody

cares

Rick.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Santorum is loving angry!

LOL Fox News saying "Please say Donald Trump's name"

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
Santorum is joining in on making GBS threads on Fox News lol

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

"Say Trump, Rick.... say ittttt"

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
corn and ISIS

is ISIS stealing our corn?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Santorum boutta pop a vein on his head, jesus. I wonder what leaks out of those veins.

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
HAHAHAHAHA this smack at Santorum.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Joementum posted:

I am not surprised Huckabee is fighting for "people who sweat through their clothes".

The silent, stinky majority.

between this and christie getting mad at michelle obama for telling people what to eat the gop is definitely the party of 'it's my right to die of patent medicine not wearing a seat belt arteries full of five guys hamburger patties gently caress you nanny state'

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

oh poo poo BURN

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



haha "you'll drink what he buys but mock him behind his back, what kind of man are you Rick"

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
guy in the audience laughs because santorum is an idiot and got called out

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Is there something wrong with the colour balance on the Santorum-cam? He looks like he's having a heart attack.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



HAAUAHAAHAHHHHHHH

Oh man this is starting off good

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Actually good job by Bruce there to call Santorum on his bullshit for showing up to Trump's rally.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

hahaha, not going to throw bud when he ranted for 2 minutes about how Trump is an entertainer

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
santorum loves.....weird....pauses about donald.....trump.....vets

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