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the more wheels your car has the faster it can go, that's why they banned 18 wheelers from nascar
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- Ace of Baes
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if you're sick of waiting to make a left turn just make 3 right turns in a row
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Jan 28, 2016 16:04
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if you drive behind a cop car with its sirens on you're allowed to go through all the stop signs and traffic lights
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Jan 28, 2016 16:05
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- drilldo squirt
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When you have a motorcycle you can drive between lanes at 80 miles per hour to get to your destination not only quickly but also safely.
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Jan 28, 2016 16:05
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if you don't use your turn signals it'll be a lot harder for asassins to follow you
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Jan 28, 2016 16:06
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- drilldo squirt
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If a cop is already giving someone a ticket, feel free to burn out and give the officer the finger before driving off.
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Jan 28, 2016 16:06
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if someone challenges you to a race just reverse then go forward, you passed the finish line before them so you'll win
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Jan 28, 2016 16:08
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- drilldo squirt
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Putting a home made, life size, doll in the passenger seat not only gives you access to the carpool lane, it gives you someone to talk to on those long distance drives.
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Jan 28, 2016 16:11
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the more wheels your car has the faster it can go, that's why they banned 18 wheelers from nascar
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jan 28, 2016 16:42
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- drilldo squirt
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Spoilers make your car go faster but really piss off your friends in the car with you.
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Jan 28, 2016 16:44
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you can save on gasoline consumption if you leap from your car into the draft of a semi. this doubles as a napping hack, because you can sleep while floating behind the semi
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Jan 28, 2016 16:47
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- drilldo squirt
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Covering your car with cheetah blood makes your car go faster but it has a low return considering how much you have to spend killing all those cheetahs.
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Jan 28, 2016 16:48
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- drilldo squirt
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If you ghost ride the whip make sure your drive train is aligned properly.
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Jan 28, 2016 16:50
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- FluffieDuckie
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Spoilers make your car go faster but really piss off your friends in the car with you.
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jan 28, 2016 16:54
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I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
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Drive through fields to avoid traffic
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Jan 28, 2016 17:06
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I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
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Make yourself colorblind, that way you won't have to stop at red lights because they look the same as green lights
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Jan 28, 2016 17:10
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next time you hear someone beeping at you consider this, they might be trying to communicate in morse code, it's a language us underground traffic hackers use
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Jan 28, 2016 17:15
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a wind turbine on top of the roof of your car? one secret oil companies don't want you to know about.
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Jan 28, 2016 17:16
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a wind turbine on top of the roof of your car? one secret oil companies don't want you to know about.
Gas Station owners HATE him.
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Jan 28, 2016 17:16
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A lot of bridges and overpasses have height clearances, but if you make the rest of your car look really small they'll just think you're really far away
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Jan 28, 2016 17:18
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I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
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Instead of driving on a highway, have your car shipped by boat to your destination
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Jan 28, 2016 17:21
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Make yourself colorblind, that way you won't have to stop at red lights because they look the same as green lights
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Jan 28, 2016 17:21
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I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
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If you get stopped by a police officer for speeding and you want to get out of a ticket, try playing cops and robbers with him. Cops love that game and you probably won't end up getting a speeding ticket at the end of the day.
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Jan 28, 2016 17:25
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when you get pulled over by a cop tell him he's beautiful and smart and he'll be so flattered he won't give you a ticket
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Jan 28, 2016 17:25
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If you stare at a red light for long enough it'll eventually turn green
 you just have to believe in yourself, there's a little skeleton inside of us all 
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Jan 28, 2016 17:25
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a lot of people think cops like donuts, that's a stereotype though, and stereotyping is wrong
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Jan 28, 2016 17:26
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a lot of people think cops like donuts, that's a stereotype though, and stereotyping is wrong
But they usually do like making donuts in the parking lot, though
you just have to believe in yourself, there's a little skeleton inside of us all
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Jan 28, 2016 17:27
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texting while driving is extremely dangerous but can be made safe by making sure you remember to look up from your phone every few seconds.
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Jan 28, 2016 17:29
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if you are in a hurry and absolutely need to speed, call 911 and report an accident a little ways past your destination to ensure all traffic cops are preoccupied.
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Jan 28, 2016 17:30
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If you stare at a red light for long enough it'll eventually turn green
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Jan 28, 2016 17:35
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Be sure to use every last inch of an on ramp. It's there for a reason!
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Jan 28, 2016 17:35
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make sure other drivers know your opinions on trucks by having a Calvin sticker urinating on the brand you don't like. if your weird and don't have strong opinions about truck brands, then just go with your least favorite Nascar number or obama instead.
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Jan 28, 2016 17:37
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just a tip: Remember to adjust your wipers to match the speed of those on other cars
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Jan 28, 2016 17:40
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if you see an empty truck with the little ramps for cars, it is an invitation for you to ramp off it and score at least 500 points
you just have to believe in yourself, there's a little skeleton inside of us all
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Jan 28, 2016 17:43
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let cyclists know you support their right to share the road by loudly honking your horn when you pass and yelling, "Nice Bike, rear end in a top hat!" (common cyclist greeting)
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Jan 28, 2016 17:44
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- google THIS
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getting pulled over? to get out of a ticket, quickly have your wife stuff a pillow under her shirt, pour water on her crotch, and start doing breathing exercises
note: this trick works best if she is physically in the car with you
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Jan 28, 2016 17:47
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- google THIS
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just a tip: Remember to adjust your wipers to match the speed of those on other cars
I think you mean the tempo of the song playing on your radio
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Jan 28, 2016 17:48
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- FluffieDuckie
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A lot of bridges and overpasses have height clearances, but if you make the rest of your car look really small they'll just think you're really far away
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jan 28, 2016 17:58
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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Some drivers like to signal hello or appreciation with their middle fingers, which means "keep it up!"
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