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drilldo squirt

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When you have a motorcycle you can drive between lanes at 80 miles per hour to get to your destination not only quickly but also safely.

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drilldo squirt

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If a cop is already giving someone a ticket, feel free to burn out and give the officer the finger before driving off.

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drilldo squirt

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Putting a home made, life size, doll in the passenger seat not only gives you access to the carpool lane, it gives you someone to talk to on those long distance drives.

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drilldo squirt

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Spoilers make your car go faster but really piss off your friends in the car with you.

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drilldo squirt

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Covering your car with cheetah blood makes your car go faster but it has a low return considering how much you have to spend killing all those cheetahs.

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If you ghost ride the whip make sure your drive train is aligned properly.

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