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City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
Why won't anyone talk about Ben Carson being hardcore stoned on weed pretty much openly all the time? It kinda makes me want to support him because he doesn;t give a gently caress how blazed he is in public. I really like Bernie but Carson is growing on me


motherfucker said "Putin is a one horse country: oil and energy." on TV last night

http://www.politico.com/blogs/live-from-des-moines/2016/01/carson-putin-one-horse-country-russia-218386

also his closing statement was just the preamble to the constitution, that's how little fucks he gives if you know that he's high

http://www.vox.com/2016/1/28/10866372/republican-debate-ben-carson-constitution

Ben Carsom deserves a second look imho

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
:420: Legalize it!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
ted cruze said he was a bad surgeon lmbo

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Nooner posted:

ted cruze said he was a bad surgeon lmbo
god dammit i miss when your posts were reversed

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

symbolic posted:

god dammit i miss when your posts were reversed

␚ɿɘƚƚɘd ƨiʜƚ ƨi

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
im sure ben carson has a DEA# so if i was him id just be writing myself crazy scripts all the drat time

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
It wasn't nooner it was the dog avatar guy A-something

My friend told me how retarded he thought Carson was almost every single day in December. I kept track

Rosalind
Apr 30, 2013

When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.

I'm betting oxy. He's a neurosurgeon. He can fill a prescription for something much harder than weed no questions asked.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
He seems real mellow and nice, he should star in a reboot of Mr Rogers IMO

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

It wasn't nooner it was the dog avatar guy A-something

My friend told me how retarded he thought Carson was almost every single day in December. I kept track

IT WAS A FLAMINGO AND IT OWNED ):<

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
getting stoned on weed is a hobby of mine

Admiral_eX_laX
Jul 8, 2009

Historically Inaccurate
Carson is a Repub, he's not stoned at all.

He's on Oxy and Xanax.

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007
My money's on something boring like seroquel or thorazine

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Ben Carson once said that he knows being gay is a choice because people go into prison straight and then start having gay sex once they get locked up

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

It wasn't nooner it was the dog avatar guy A-something

My friend told me how retarded he thought Carson was almost every single day in December. I kept track

demonchaizer or however its spelled is who had the backwards text

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Blue Train posted:

demonchaizer or however its spelled is who had the backwards text

I had backwards text for most of this morning, which is hwy you'll see that some of my posts fromtoday are still backwards, see im loving 733t and figured out if i made the initial post backwards then it would flip it around and be readable when i posted it lol

Yo, imma blob
Apr 29, 2007

have you any wool

JakeP posted:

getting stoned on weed is a hobby of mine

Yo, imma blob
Apr 29, 2007

have you any wool
id like to get ben carson and sarah palin in a room together sometime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-7mQhSZRgM&t=18s

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
I remember a few years ago there was some story about some basketball player skiing and doing coke with Sarah Palin in the 1980's and I was like "that's hot as gently caress"

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
He is not stoned. When he was younger, this scrappy, never-take-government-subsidies-or-help-from-affirmative-action college student was so poor, he couldn't afford a cadaver, so he practiced his trade upon himself...


The rest is history.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

City of Tampa posted:

also his closing statement was just the preamble to the constitution, that's how little fucks he gives if you know that he's high

http://www.vox.com/2016/1/28/10866372/republican-debate-ben-carson-constitution

Ben Carsom deserves a second look imho

I half expected him to go into the pledge of allegiance

World Kraid Center
Oct 18, 2009
yeah what other nerds have said; it's definitely xanax

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
the average 7 year old is better educated in world history than brain surgeon ben carson

:cripes:

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
i don't like to think of Ben Carson doing pills (that's a bummer), but also I think that he legitimately gives off a very stoner-like vibe. I'm pretty sure it really is weed that's he's on. i've seen a lot of pill heads and I've seen a lot of stoners and that dude is a stoner

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Kuato posted:

He seems real mellow and nice, he should star in a reboot of Mr Rogers IMO

Just don't ask him to say nice things about the gays.

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer
I've been saying this for a while, dude is hitting the pills hard.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I hope he has a personal driver or something

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
He needs to spend his years after the race giving lectures about narcolepsy

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Is this the classic liberal racism of assuming this young man does weed because of the color of his skin?

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
same

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
he literally sent me a signed drawing of himself with an "urgent call". twice. to my wife. who i think secretly votes against me because she is such a bitch, if she even votes at all!

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
his central nervous system is like a slow moving muddy ole river



Well, I built me a raft and she's ready for floating
Old Mississippi, she's calling my name
Catfish are jumping, that paddle wheel thumping
Black water keeps rolling on past just the same
Old black water, keep on rolling
Mississippi moon, won't you keep on shining on me

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
that guy seems cool. i'd bet hes a lot more interesting to hang out with than any of you stupid faggots lol

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
(Ben Carson sitting in a chair just chillin):What if we're just like God's dream? And if he wakes up we're gone...

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

GWB ran the country while high on coke 24/7 so I could see this working.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Who was the guy in that other election whi used the pokemon 2000 song in a speech

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



there was a hardcore retard posting in ycs about carson a ton. I forget their name but it turned out they actually were schizo and i felt slightly bad for making fun of them

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Isaac posted:

Who was the guy in that other election whi used the pokemon 2000 song in a speech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o95KxKKrgkQ

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

dad gay. so what posted:

that guy seems cool. i'd bet hes a lot more interesting to hang out with than any of you stupid faggots lol

lol

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
benzo carson :smugbird:

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