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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
First everest serial killer. Think of the books you could publish and sell!

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Platystemon posted:

Son of Sam ruined it for everyone.

I think the mountain angle is good though, because you can claim this poo poo but no one can ever prove it unless there are witnesses. What forensics team is gonna risk life and limb to go up the mountain to try and retrieve trampled over and ruined evidence on corpse mountain. Its like looking for a specific needle in a needle haystack.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Platystemon posted:

If I Did It

someone gets it!

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Picnic Princess posted:

Wow, this is the wimpiest thing I've ever seen on a mountain.

yeah its about a 3/10 for a makeshift shitter.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Rondette posted:

Diggin out the classics...



lol.


I think first serial killer to summit everest is still open.

First serial killer to kill on everest too!

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Paramemetic posted:

Does it matter the order? Like to be first serial killer to summit do you have to already be a serial killer? Or can you summit and then take up serial killing and get the title retroactively?

well, I guess you could get technical on it if ones already taken.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

GTO posted:

There is also the aspect that the summit is only half way. Lots of people summit but don't leave enough for the way back down. I imagine a decent chunk of summit fever fatalities are caused by people losing sight of the descent and fixation on the immediate goal of reaching the summit rather than the overall goal of reaching the summit, then Base Camp.

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
First doctor who cosplayer to summit everest.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
First terminally ill stage 4 cancer patient to summit.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
1 down 4 to go

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Mega64 posted:

One down, everyone else to go. :unsmigghh:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Outrail posted:

What what?

Who doesn't bring fireworks to launch at the top of a mountain? You wanna celebrate right? The loud pop or noise certainly wouldn't cause issues.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

ChrisHansen posted:

If this guy was selling water in the desert and I was dying of thirst, I would still be skeptical


http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/10/soylent-creator-hacks-pooping.html?mid=twitter_nymag

he also is extremely mentally ill and lives in like a hovel with a solar panel so this does not surprise me.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Fallows posted:

are they climbing everest on solvent or just taking their add money?

I hope the first.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Whats the kill count?

1 prick 1 sherpa?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

sherpas don't count towards kill total.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Pretty sure we had ad ebate about this months before it started and agreed to not count them.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Ding ding ding! We got another one!
:toot:

That brings our total of assholes to 2 dead and 1 sherpa.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Paramemetic posted:

Professional climbers are semi-assholes at best IMO

IDK he was livin on the edge.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Platystemon posted:

Maybe it was murder.

If it was, no one will ever know.
Goood
good.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

PostNouveau posted:

Isn't that what HAPE is? A couple people died of it before the summiting started (they should totally count).

if they're not on the mountain they dont get counted.

I'm in for 5 too so.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

I vote that we don't count Sherpas. Things are awful enough for them as it is.

Are you going to change your name to Zika Babies of Rio?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
How are the soylent guys doing? I'm hoping they all got wiped out.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Mega64 posted:

If ever there was a year we needed a mountain serial killer (besides the mountain itself).

:yeah:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Cojawfee posted:

Just don't call either of them people. One count for Sherpa and one count for Shitlords.

We celebrate the deaths of the assholes. Not really the sherpas so why count them?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Big Daddy Keynes posted:

So that australian lady who died was my vet's wife and i was joking earlier that i hoped he died on everest because the replacement vet was way nicer (MY GIRLFRIEND apparently knew the wife through the cat rescue org)

My question is thusly, do i have slightly innacurate superpowers?

did you make that joke to him?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Prettz posted:

Apparently you're not allowed to use snapchat on a computer and have to use a telephone? I guess I'll be missing this one.

same

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Dead Precedents posted:

:same:

Someone who did install that garbage, please screenshot them when they collapse on the ground and have to take a selfie before they die. tyia

please don't forget to put a cowboy hat and mustache on them!

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

a messed up horse posted:

thanks for "rescuing" me while i'm trying to make history, rear end hole. :rolleyes: it's real cool that you assume just because my dookie is spraying everywhere that there is a problem

first rear end in a top hat to be spewing poo poo out of both ends at the same time to scale.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

griffia posted:

It boils faster but also boils colder so the chance of killing bactera is far less.

Hence why you have to cook it longer.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Has there been any porn shot on everest?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Aphex- posted:

Seems like a climber (who's blind in one eye!) sacrificed his summit attempt on the 21st to save the life of another climber who was sliding down the fixed lines.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36437937


A Good Person on Everest.

There are no good people on everest. For all you know he just saved the next rich Hitler.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Aphex- posted:


ok i'm dumb i take it back. definitely not a good person.

Yeah odds are even that lady from India like beats and sodomizes her maids.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Aphex- posted:

She's gonna find it way easier to beat her maids now with those massive hands.

I'd imagine she might cut a few of her poor maids hands off in vengeance.

SilvergunSuperman posted:

gently caress, gently caress, heed this advice.

hahaha ahahaha you looked it up. Oh my god why did you look it up? Hahaha.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Raged posted:

Hello facebook cover photo

Holy poo poo, that's a good idea.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
can we get a death toll update?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

nice. Season is ending too looks like I was right on the mark :dance:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Next year I will climb everest and kill.
I mean errr just climb everest :smile:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Platystemon posted:

If helicopter ascents are ever publicly offered, I’d be tempted.

lol imagine if ti caused an avalanche.

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
do we count vegans as human beings?

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