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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Digital Fingers posted:

Apparently that goon named Flou that was trying to own Hotep in the last thread is dead now.

Just a tidbit for ya'll

Like dang old dust in the wind

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Im here for posts

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Im still drunk from last night now im 36mins into a 10 hour shift. Mods??

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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This is gonna get worse before it gets better

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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symbolic posted:

wait i thought you were a farmer living off the land

what is this illusion you have pulled on me, Isaac??

I work at a shop 3 days to pay for beer and smokes

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Shaquin posted:

Don't you have a plethora of substances pop a painkiller to dull the hangover and an upper to kickstart the day

Im gonna have some benzos thanks to this post

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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I had some benzos and spent most of the day so far wandering slowly around the stockroom not remembering what im doing.

I offered to help the boss but hes like "nah i dont wanna take you off your work" and im like uh yeah sure and went back to wandering

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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32MB OF ESRAM posted:

i hate being at work and missing all the fun post threads

Put the app on your phone and look ay great threads all day

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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I do all my posting on the awful app. Despite the name its not actually awful.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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scott zoloft posted:

my boss caught me loving an inflatable clown

We've all been there

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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I don't like the Mom jokes

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Shaquin posted:

All the template bad gbs post jokes are bad. The mom one especially tho

The gamefaqs spinoff luelinks " ETI " is good. So is "planets dyin cloud"

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Gilganixon posted:

AWSBM can you please do something about the Moridin920 thing

he's gone pissed off a FYAD mod but he's too darn proud to start up a new account and too stupid to just stop posting on these here forums

i know he's not much but he's one of ours

please talk some sense into FYAD

god bless

Hes a goober

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

mclast posted:

i never clicked on that thread is there a fast 'splain why it is funny

Yeah

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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The honest truth is theres no story as far as o know. Its just the words.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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mclast posted:

that's cool. how's pecky becky

Ive feeding her calf pellets and shes getting bigger and more healthy looking than any bird around. Still retarded and not laying many eggs bit lookin good.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Helical Nightmares posted:

gently caress off.

Issac, what is a calf pellet?

Food to make baby cows grow big and fat

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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I just got up and im considering smoking wees cause i havent gotten high in the morning in a while. Can i get some mod approval for this project??

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Nooner posted:

do you have anything important to do today?

Ill make a list here ao if i get high i wont forget anything.

Feed chickens
Collect eggs
Let the goats out of the goat shed
Feed sick dog antibiotics
Make moonshine

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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I had a dream last night i had a still the size of a house and i kept loving up and ended up with muddy water instead of booze somehow

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Helical Nightmares posted:

Um. What's in it? So it's Pecky Becky compatible? :ohdear:

Issac pick an animal to be the GBS mascot please. :allears:

I vote goat.


Honestly the mordin920 probation festival isn't amusing.

How do i turn a normal goat into a gbs mascot goat. I will do it.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Ill list the ingredients of calf pellets in gbs later for a real crowd pleasing post

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Helical Nightmares posted:

Hmm.

Do you have a Burger King down there? Specifically one that gives out paper Burger King crowns?

We have Hungry Jacks. Its the same thing but its called Hungry Jacks

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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I wrotw my friend a message and was gonna misspel saturday with 'turd' in the middle and then realised thats how its normally spelled

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Saturday

Its like the dang fedex arrow

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Luvcow posted:

:ohdear:

thoughts and prayers going out to your dog

All the skin on her foot got ripped off somehow. Shes the biggest handsomest dog on the farm ill be so sad if she doesn't t recover.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

a starwar betamax posted:

"u can post here"

In it voting five

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
What if only one chat thread is permitted on the first page at once. If two appear they have to settle it thriigh a quick time event and a second round where we nattle and unleash devastating attacks when our EX bar charges enough

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Can we have a monthly "general bullshit" who drives a tank and can drive their tank over selected posts to crush then (lower tge font size)

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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One secret poster is the ¤bomberman¤ and can leave traps for Genral Bullshit.

Ghis should be easy to impliment

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Am advanced gbs ai forms a little angel and little devil that suggest changes to yiur post

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Can we have blink and marquee html tags enabled

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Sometimes i typo nearly every word in a post

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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I think ive got mites on my body

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Gilganixon posted:

while we're telling secrets about ourselves i very rarely bother with capitalization, I switch randomly between US and British spelling and i almost never read the OP

Sometimes i scroll through threads not reading anything just scanning to see if ive been quoted

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Ive only been probated once for not swearing

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Ive been banned for posting threats to thhe us government

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Gilganixon posted:

yeah i'm jonesing for that sweet yellow text box

:madmax:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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I posted my pic in gbs and the only owns i got was that i had ciggy ash on my shirt

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

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Im wsick of these "your mom" jokes. Can we make posters lose 10% of their max dexterity if they post one

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