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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
It's me. I am Iowa.

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Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Third World Reggin posted:

What are you drinking for tomorrow

we need a bernie drink which sounds really great but ends up in sad disappointment that is socialism

A hop bomb IPA - after drinking lagers for years the smack of flavors on the first sip grabs your undivided attention, but midway through the third bottle you start to wonder if what was initially a welcome change from the same-old-same-old is actually just a one trick pony of bitterness. Also if you profess online that it isn't your style a thousand smug twenty-something white guys will inevitably pour out of the woodwork to tell you why you are wrong.

Lyapunov Unstable
Nov 20, 2011
So when is it actually going to be worth bothering staring up a stream tomorrow evening?

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
I've been watching CNN all night on a Sunday.

WTF is wrong with me?????

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Lyapunov Unstable posted:

So when is it actually going to be worth bothering staring up a stream tomorrow evening?

The caucus starts at 7pm so that's when I'm tuning in. It's impossible to tell when the actual results will be announced, but it'll be sometime after 10pm.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Jewel Repetition posted:

The caucus starts at 7pm so that's when I'm tuning in. It's impossible to tell when the actual results will be announced, but it'll be sometime after 10pm.

Results should start coming in earlier than 10.

This year, the IDP partnered with Microsoft to develop a system to report caucus results. Each caucus has an app which reports to the IDP. The IDP will update the results every 15 minutes with the latest results. The presidential preference portion of the caucus begins at 7:30pm. By 8, some of the first results will be coming in. By 9, most of them should be in, minus caucuses with technical difficulties or those with extenuating circumstances.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Concerned Citizen posted:

Results should start coming in earlier than 10.

This year, the IDP partnered with Microsoft to develop a system to report caucus results. Each caucus has an app which reports to the IDP. The IDP will update the results every 15 minutes with the latest results.

I predict a stable and bug free uptime of 100% then

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
Hey, I think Microsoft is actually pretty good these days re: producing good software.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Concerned Citizen posted:

Results should start coming in earlier than 10.

This year, the IDP partnered with Microsoft to develop a system to report caucus results. Each caucus has an app which reports to the IDP. The IDP will update the results every 15 minutes with the latest results. The presidential preference portion of the caucus begins at 7:30pm. By 8, some of the first results will be coming in. By 9, most of them should be in, minus caucuses with technical difficulties or those with extenuating circumstances.

It's going to break horribly

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Concerned Citizen posted:

Hey, I think Microsoft is actually pretty good these days.

USER ERROR

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
It's going to work. Wait and see.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
You'll be like, "You got it right, CC!"

Also, the phone reporting system still works as a backup.

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
Microsoft can't even keep their tablets working on the sidelines of NFL games

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Concerned Citizen posted:

Hey, I think Microsoft is actually pretty good these days re: producing good software.

maybe, just maybe if the office team was the one that made the app

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
How long will it take for the actual delegate numbers to come out?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


animated paperclip declared winner of Iowa caucuses

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

memy posted:

How long will it take for the actual delegate numbers to come out?

The national delegate number will take months. The county delegate numbers (and their associated SDE value) should come out within 15 minutes of the presidential preference portion of a caucus ending.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Boosted_C5 posted:

I've been watching CNN all night on a Sunday.

WTF is wrong with me?????

Why the hell do you have cable?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Sir Tonk posted:

Why the hell do you have cable?

to be five seconds ahead of the loser cable cutters during live events

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

cable is good for watching sports

Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.

Joementum posted:

DEMOCRATIC PROCESS

Voters must be a resident of Iowa and a registered member of the Democratic Party. You can register or switch registration at the precinct. You will not need to show ID.

During the caucus, a supporter of each candidate may give a short nominating speech. After the speeches, voting is conducted by having supporters of each candidate stand in a different corner of the room. You may also choose to stand with "uncomitted" people as a group. Supporters are then counted. Any group with less than 15% of the total participants in the caucus is declared non-viable and those supporters may choose to stand with a different group. During this choosing, members of the viable groups have an opportunity to lobby and entice the non-viable supporters to join them, typically through yelling and chants. The count is then conducted again until all groups are viable.

:psyduck:

What the actual gently caress.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Generation Internet posted:

:psyduck:

What the actual gently caress.

Caucuses are really dumb.

Want to feel even worse about it? Sometimes if they are winning by enough and if enough delegates are being awarded in a precinct the presently winning group will send just enough people over to the last place person to keep them from being declared non-viable. This can prevent the second place person from picking up an extra delegate. The last place non-viable candidate is probably going to drop out in a few days/weeks anyway leaving that delegate up for grabs when things get finalized in a few months.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Generation Internet posted:

:psyduck:

What the actual gently caress.

Uncommitted actually usually wins some delegates, and then they can go to the county convention and caucus for whomever they like.

Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.
I just can't fathom how democracy is done by standing in corners in the year 2016, and that candidates spend millions of dollars to get people to stand in corners. The whole 'yell at your peers you you can visibly see voting' is weird as hell too, as far as 'official parts of a real goddamn election' go.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Generation Internet posted:

I just can't fathom how democracy is done by standing in corners in the year 2016, and that candidates spend millions of dollars to get people to stand in corners. The whole 'yell at your peers you you can visibly see voting' is weird as hell too, as far as 'official parts of a real goddamn election' go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnh-136QqO8

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Thump! posted:

MOM and Trump getting into an actual fight would be the best thing.

O'Malley can clearly beat up all other candidates, and most world leaders

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

The only time I was ever able to do the Iowa caucuses was in 2004 and this one douchebag went to the Kucinich area even though I heard him say earlier he wanted Dean to win. He then spent 5 minutes reveling in the attention that the Edwards and Kerry camps gave him to try to get him before going to the Dean group where he should have just started at if he wasn't an attention seeking rear end in a top hat. Good times.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

OctoberBlues posted:

The only time I was ever able to do the Iowa caucuses was in 2004 and this one douchebag went to the Kucinich area even though I heard him say earlier he wanted Dean to win. He then spent 5 minutes reveling in the attention that the Edwards and Kerry camps gave him to try to get him before going to the Dean group where he should have just started at if he wasn't an attention seeking rear end in a top hat. Good times.

yep this is the iowa caucus

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

blue squares posted:

It's going to break horribly

Diebold did a heckuva job!

Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.

That is loving madness and also weirdly fascinating. As someone who's only casually been following any of this, this puts the whole Sanders/Clinton thing in a whole new light because I can't imagine the chaos of a two candidate race in that setting.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

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Arkane
Dec 19, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Trump's speech tomorrow if and when he finishes 2nd/3rd is going to be amazing.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Arkane posted:

Trump's speech tomorrow if and when he finishes 2nd/3rd is going to be amazing.

Also the Sanders rage, when he comes in second.

e: his supporters', he's probably cool about it

mike12345 has issued a correction as of 08:13 on Feb 1, 2016

Pragmatica
Apr 1, 2003
I'm a captain for the Sanders campaign. I plan on posting some updates and pictures when I can during and after caucus night. I'm located in Boone County, if you are interested in watching those results.

Pragmatica
Apr 1, 2003

Concerned Citizen posted:

Results should start coming in earlier than 10.

This year, the IDP partnered with Microsoft to develop a system to report caucus results. Each caucus has an app which reports to the IDP. The IDP will update the results every 15 minutes with the latest results. The presidential preference portion of the caucus begins at 7:30pm. By 8, some of the first results will be coming in. By 9, most of them should be in, minus caucuses with technical difficulties or those with extenuating circumstances.

Sanders camp is very :tinfoil: about the Microsoft App. Captains are using the in house app to check results.

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/sanders-campaign-suspicious-corporate-influence-iowa-caucus

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Pragmatica posted:

I'm a captain for the Sanders campaign. I plan on posting some updates and pictures when I can during and after caucus night. I'm located in Boone County, if you are interested in watching those results.

http://i.imgur.com/2Umzspc.gifv

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013


To be a fly on the wall at the caucuses this go around...

AllanGordon
Jan 26, 2010

by Shine
Maybe some news org will have an internet stream of one.

GoatSeeGuy
Dec 26, 2003

What if Jerome Walton made me a champion?


Pragmatica posted:

Sanders camp is very :tinfoil: about the Microsoft App. Captains are using the in house app to check results.

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/sanders-campaign-suspicious-corporate-influence-iowa-caucus

Between that, the "Do the math for us just in case it's in our interest to send people to O'Malley" App, and the imported precinct captains there's no shortage of :tinfoil: this time around. Kinda wish Diebold had done the state party app just to see what that could have dredged up.

I'm in Polk county and I'm torn between wanting a blowout so the O'Malley people won't hold us up forever since he's not going to be viable without help vs. a tight race that will inevitably lead to at least one extended public meltdown.

Latest forecast I have shows snow starting at 7ish so odds are we'll get the double whammy of fewer 1st timers and less speechifying and loving around since people will want to get moving. It won't matter much in Des Moines since I can probably spit on a dozen caucus sites from my front porch (Seriously, they're like Starbucks. 2-3 on a block, or across the street from each other) but it can be a hike in most of the rural counties.

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Pragmatica posted:

I'm a captain for the Sanders campaign. I plan on posting some updates and pictures when I can during and after caucus night. I'm located in Boone County, if you are interested in watching those results.

Get 'em.

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