THE IOWA PRECINCT CAUCUSES FEB 1, 7PM CST: DEAD HEAT

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Will Trump get stumped?
	Yes
	No
	#FeelTheBern
	Baby Hitler

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Bernie gon' win.

Also Trump is gonna blow the whole thing up.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2016 00:30

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 10:13

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Yawgmoft posted:

There is an alternate reality where MOM is completely crushing this primary by ripping off his shirt and playing Cash at press events/debates but unfortunately for our world the people running his campaign are sticks in the mud.

MOM and Trump getting into an actual fight would be the best thing.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2016 01:06

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Prorat posted:

Why did you post a pic of countries that have or have not been to the moon in this election thread?

I too remember the famous moon landings by noted space-capable countries Liberia and Burma.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2016 20:00

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Dolash posted:

They're not wrong to play it that way, I guess - Trump's persona really demands nothing less than Winning All The Time. The exciting thing about tonight is you can be absolutely sure, win or lose, Trump will not be gracious. His Dean Scream potential is through the roof

He's gonna make good on his promise of shooting someone if he doesn't win Iowa.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2016 20:03

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

You know, it's probably a good thing that the GOP has a secret ballot for their caucusing. Someone would probably shoot someone for voting for the wrong guy if they didn't.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 00:04

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Joementum posted:

Official results will be here:

https://www.iagopcaucuses.com/#/state

https://www.idpcaucuses.com/#/state

Those are coming right out of the Microsoft app, so all the news orgs will be getting them from those sites. Adding this to the OP.

Thanks for this Joe :buddy:

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 00:32

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Good Soldier Svejk posted:

So as a man with a cable package, what's the network of choice for this trainwreck?

C-SPAN if you're not suicidal.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 01:25

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Grey Fox posted:

"The candidates are so varied!"

It's the most Midwestern thing I have ever watched

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 01:42

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Holy poo poo CSPAN is interviewing an O'Malley supporter Precinct Captain!

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 01:48

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A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

so are we getting drunk or what

Politicking sober is a fool's errand.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 01:50

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blue squares posted:

All this Iowa madness is too much for my internet

A phrase never thought by any human being.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 01:54

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A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

uhhh CNN reporting precincts with 50%-100% more people than expected

is this just them picking the abnormal precincts or is this a real thing

https://twitter.com/qdhaley/status/694318912415014912

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 02:01

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SNAKES N CAKES posted:

"WE HAVE A THREE-WAY... EXCUSE ME, TWO-WAY RACE ON THE DEMOCRATIC SIDE"

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 02:02

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triple sulk posted:

I'm so horny

This legendarily ~~huge~~yooge caucus is getting me hot and bothered as well.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 02:03

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Joementum posted:

Fox bein' Fox.

https://twitter.com/foxnewsradio/status/694323828487540737

Is this supposed to be a negative or something, Fox?

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 02:06

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/694324945116073984

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 02:07

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Mr Hootington posted:

The one undecided went sanders we have 41 sanders and 29 Clinton. Clinton side looks pissed.

:bernget:

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 02:23

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Cakesoup posted:

I'm in the 44th precinct democratic polling place (Roosevelt High auditorium in DSM) and the Bernie presence is immense. Lines out the door for all 3 caucus locations in the school.

Seen 2 O'Malley supporters, one wore a deerstalker and the other had a braided beard of impressive length.

:bernget::bernget::bernget::bernget:

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 02:24

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2% have reported for the Dem precincts!!!

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 02:33

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Does Cruz kill himself if he loses to Trump and Rubio?

Humanity isn't that lucky

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 02:37

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Mr Jaunts posted:

Not even a single vote for Gilmore yet

Poor Gil

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 02:51

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

The O'Malley speaker on CSPAN gives me the creeps

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 03:26

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Hillary 50.9
Bernie 48.5

:bernin:

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 03:34

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blue squares posted:

This CSPAN2 dem caucus is FASCINATING

It's great to see Hillary supporters' only line being "She's a woman!!!!"

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 03:43

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Wait, poo poo did Trump get stumped!?

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 04:21

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Quick reminder that Iowa went for Santorum and fuckin Huckabee in the last two elections so uh

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 04:23

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

lol Rubio is gonna really do his 3-2-1 plan

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 04:38

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Neeksy posted:

Look, the money chose Hillary.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 11:41

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Lyapunov Unstable posted:

can somebody summarize what happened in the last 8 hours so I dont have to go through 70 pages of tviv

there are still MOM people out? didn't they have to decide on sanders or clinton since theyre under 15%?

MOM died, Bernie tied, and Cruz slimed.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 18:01