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CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

meatpimp posted:

Hi February thread. I went on my first 20 mile + bike ride in a couple months today. I've been nursing / rehabbing an injury. Feels good to get out again, especially at 60*F in the dead of Winter. It should be a high of 30*F here right now.

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss cycle :D

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CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Tusen Takk posted:

Pi's are great until you actually try to use them for something useful that isn't a SNES emulator

......

I dont think our Pi setup is used for SNES.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

meatpimp posted:

The chat thread really isn't about cars, it's more about parallel-wired MAF sensors, taxes and Herbal Clean.

Herbal Clean? What, funneling a bunch of Lemon Fresh up the rear end and poo poo it back out in a cloud of bubbles, enema poo poo and smuggery?

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

quote:

gently caress tiny reservoirs in the rear end

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

Dude, don't you have a kid? I'm pretty sure that's what they're for.

He's not a catholic priest

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Tusen Takk posted:

As predicted, it doesn't look like the kids are coming out to the polls

Or they're taking their sweet time

Bernie only has to get within cooee tonight.

The fact anyone's voting for Cruz is truly troubling tho. Trump is an asshat but he nowhere NEAR as scary as Cruz is. He is an oxygen thief.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Tusen Takk posted:

Both will start a war, imho

Actually I doubt Trump is that dumb. He's a salesman and he is selling to the Republicans what they want to hear and what the party has become. If by some fluke he wins the nomination and somehow gains the Presidency (LOL), he'll be as surprised as the rest of us and promptly swing left or gently caress a hooker.

Cruz is poo poo scary because he is a True Believer.

Anyway, by the looks of it Rubio will be third tonight and the Repub establishment will line up behind him - I'd be surprised if Rubio doesn't win the nom from here. Still a piece of poo poo but not an outright loving crazy one.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

nm posted:

Also that old dude needs to stop calling himself a socialist because he's just not, and it is sad.


Given the degrees of socialism (From screaming left wing idiots to moderate centre right) he's correct in his description of being "Democratic Socialist" or a moderate centreish platform. Frankly the USA just wouldnt know what socialism is if it bit it on the rear end, it's been turned into the bogeyman for too long. Hell Australia is a centre right country but it has some very distinctive socialist leanings.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Darchangel posted:

I was being facetious.
I'm with you on the rest of what you said. We're kind of brainwashed in the US against "gubmint interference" despite state and fed governments administering almost everything that makes what civilization we have possible. We've gotten so extreme left and right that there is no middle, and no compromise. We are hosed until something like intelligence reappears in our governments.

It's worse than that - the USA has Almost Centre Right and extreme Right - your Democrats aren't left at all, hell in most countries Obama would be firmly seen as right wing and conservative. Bernie himself is barely Centralist and he seems like the most left wing leaning politician you got. Let alone the ridiculous voting processes that make sure it cant change.

I'm not really of any wing as I have varied views on a range of subjects but I'm a screaming socialist hippie in comparision to your average US politician.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Super Aggro Crag posted:

Something about the night vision and whispering knocks me out.

I just had a mental image of some big titted "ASMR" artist doing a hunting Bigfoot role play

Not gonna bother searching if it exists, this is the Internet, it will.

quote:

I plan on being wealthy and self sufficient in life. I don't want to rely on the government to take care of me.

Life has a funny knack of making sure the being rich part wont happen. Looking after me is EXACTLY what I pay taxes for and I'm happy to do it. I like clean water, I like good schools, I like healthcare that isnt designed to make the patient go bankrupt.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Magnus Praeda posted:

The first time I heard of that, I googled it and one of the results was some chick rubbing her pantyhose-clad legs together. It was a loving two-hour-long video. I just don't get it.

I kinda get it. Its one of the few silly fads that appears to be for fun and harmless which frankly is a huge step up from most stupidity online.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Literally a Fish drops mic and walks of stage. If you ever come up to Sydney, drop on by.

ilkhan posted:

Your post is a wonderful fantasy, but until we get to a literal post-scarcity world (and I mean literally unlimited energy on demand, cures for every disease/condition/trauma, unlimited land, and turning radioactive dirt into whatever goods/foods we want with 0 effort 24/7/365 anywhere) its just a fantasy. And even then humans will find something to fight over. There is no utopia just around the corner.

??????

It's not a fantasy in civilised countries. It's real and it works.

--

In different chat, this low carb thing has seriously changed how my knees are. The pain I was having is just..... gone. Just that alone is enough to convince me .

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Enourmo posted:

"no listen if shakespeare didn't write it its not a word" i scribed 'pon my magic page

Abide thee here while I describe excrement upon this most notorious site of wit and brevity

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

BrokenKnucklez posted:

It really seemed like it took off around 2007 when the rest of the world joined Facebook. Its just easier to identify the morons and racists. Its very troubling.


Tumblr and Twitter really enabled the takeoff tho - the sheer amount of stupidty both those sites distribute is stunning are more troubling. Twitter for the easy spread of sound bites that idiots latch onto as well as I'M OFFENDED BY THAT, Tumblr for enabling a whole bunch of special lil flowers that should be treated in a hospital for brain issues. The collective IQ of the world would leap if you carpet bombed both of those services.

The breakdown of the education system and the outright poo poo the media spew have put us in a downward spiral that makes social media pumped primed for any amount of stupidity to seriously take off and generate a feedback loop of idiots. That feedback loop makes social media one of the worst things to happen frankly - it's literally making SA's slogan of "The Internet makes you stupid" true in a huge hurry.

quote:

I'm the guy that's run knives through a dishwasher.

And I still do because I don't give a gently caress. It's a knife.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Super Aggro Crag posted:

Thanks for all the support guys. On the bright side her nurse is a smoke show.

Uhhhh.... smoke show? She's doing a burnout in the carpark?

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Everyone in Australia who listens to that will be thinking "Holy poo poo people actually speak like that outside of Fat Pizza???????"

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Christine Brinkley is 62????? Holy poo poo even with the surgery how the gently caress can she still be so hot?

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
My favorite cycle lane is closing due to roadworks and so thought I might give it bit of a go as a farewell

https://www.strava.com/activities/486239905

Could not have asked for better apart from being slowed by cars. The feeling when you are belting along at 50+kph, you are passing cars and the passengers are giving you WTF how the hell can a bicycle go so fast???? looks. Even had a good chat to some old lady who was dumbfounded I was pacing the car she was in at 55kph. The whole diet thing is starting to click into place now as well - I had a lot of problems getting used to the much lower carb levels so I would feel destroyed after a good ride for a couple of week. No problem today. TBH the diet changes also improved my general mood. So much less joint pain, I'm feeling better about things...... why on earth didnt I do this sooner(*)?

(*) I'm loving dumb and I like eating terrible things.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Wrar posted:

People keep saying that, but there is a threshold where you get use to caning a pretty quick car and can't go back below a certain threshold.


I'd disagree. Give me a choice, I'll take the Forester keys over the other much faster cars. Driving slow cars fast just doesnt get old for me.

Cage posted:

Susan Sarandon is 69 and hell if I wouldn't give that a shot.

She looks more natural / real too over Brinkley.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Super Aggro Crag posted:

Whenever people like to complain about burger flippers making $15/hr like they do, like this EMT kid I know, I have to remind them that they are being raped on their wages too.

Quote this a million times.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

ilkhan posted:

Lumping all of reddit together is exactly as dumb as lumping all goons together


Reddit's format is utter unreadable poo poo, THAT is something that can be grouped very well. And it does indeed have a much higher percentage of absolute loving morons. Burn it to the ground, the Internet would be noticably better.

Then follow the burning with a nuking of Tumblr and Twitter.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

literally a fish posted:

I spent a whole bunch of time driving around north of Sydney today (st. ives, newport and the like) with a couple of friends from a forum i used to frequent and it was maaaaaad.

(oh yeah I should probably remind CAT INTERCEPTOR that I am in Coledale, 20 mins north of wollongong, until Friday :v: since I don't think you noticed the first post where I mentioned it)

Dang, I'll be in Huskisson (30 mins south) in two weeks time. I'm in the Blue Mountains if you feel like wandering my way.

quote:

On a side note it's ironic that you'd mention Australia, where minimum wage is a liveable $17 an hour, the highest in the world, and not set by the free market.

I'm all for paying a bit more if it means a burger flipper can go home and eat that week. I'm not a Democratic socialist because it's best for me, I'm one because it's best for everyone else. Which is also why I have no problem with paying for a functional society via taxes.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

meatpimp posted:

There is good content on reddit and those of you that disavow it completely are either bandwagoning or myopic. Yes, there's a lot of poo poo on reddit but... there's a lot of poo poo in the SA forums too, even aside from my posting.

For instance: https://www.reddit.com/r/justrolledintotheshop/ Edit: It's lovely today, full of stupid cat pics, but during the week, it's pretty well filled with random car fuckups that are often interesting/enteraining.

Who gives a gently caress when its truly brain destroying to read? I literally cant understand why anyone puts up with such a lousy layout for a second. I dont care if there is any good content and frankly I dispute there is anything worthwhile esp given I could find it much easier in places that are not layed out by morons.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

ilkhan posted:

I posted in the bike thread too, but on the list of things you don't want to happen while riding....


and when we finished unscrewing the drat thing:


That's actually amazing.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Previa_fun posted:

Underwood's roast beef spread plus some sharp rear end cheddar makes a drat good lunch sandwich even if it looks like cat food. :v:

Cat food is probably better for you.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

iwentdoodie posted:

Why do y'all watch cricket?


Which format? 5 day Test snoozefest that you either use to chillax or have as background noise, ODI that has a somewhat faster pace but still gives you time to have a beer and a piss or T20 which is utterly frenetic and doesn't give you a second to fart?

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Slavvy posted:

Cricket is tedious garbage too, sorry. I'm told it's a lot better if you're actually there and in the crowd getting drunk or whatever but on a screen it may as well be team golf.

Unlike Gridiron fans, I'm actually self aware enough that Cricket is a garbage game. However T20 is not tedious even if you have ADHD -That version has a lot more speed in the game and much shorter. I'm not a fan of that format myself but tedious is not an accusation anyone can make on T20.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Safety Dance posted:

My wife washed some bras tonight, so I ran a clothes line across the bedroom for them to dry. I didn't realize they'd be drippy, so I put some towels down underneath them.

Well, short, black, and shithead (pictured below) started sniffling around the towels, and then started attacking the water drops as they hit him. I love these cats.



It's a Cat Sith!

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Rhyno posted:

American Football is awesome. The commercialized beast that comes with it is not awesome.

There is nothing awesome about Gridiron. It's a sad pathetic pale imitator to real handegg - Rugby has more strategy, much faster play, constant hits and frankly the average NFL player would be dead in 10 minutes from exhaustion. The fact anyone in Australia tolerates this poo poo on any TV screen when we have any number of by any data point superior handegg games is loving mindboggling.

And you know what? If you got rid of the stupid time outs, IF you said you had to play the ball within 10 seconds of the phase being ended, you might actually have a game that is worth watching. There's a few very easy to adjust rules that would have this game not a complete laughing stock anywhere that Rugby is played, all around just simply speeding the game up and trying to shove more actual play into a half. Rugby League has some very specific anti time wasting rules so you see the game keep flowing beautifully. You want to slow the game down? Ref tells you to gently caress off and hands the ball to the other side, the crowd aint loving here to see you lying about and crawling back to your mark.

The best thing today was to see the food court have screens that werent being watched with the Superbowl while on the other side replays of the Auckland Nines were playing to rapt watchers.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

stevobob posted:

The difference I see is that Bernie straight-up says he will raise taxes, because this poo poo is gonna cost a lot, but it will be worth it. No promise of a perpetual motion machine of lower taxes and more services.

Sanders basically wants the sane kind of healthcare / welfare etc that civilised countries already have but I think the point being made is that unless some HUGE changes happen in Congress / Senate, it's all pie in the sky poo poo that can not and will not happen. Yeah I think Sanders has it right and his plans can and do work.... but the fact is you don't have rational actors on either sides in Congress and in the Senate. They do not give a gently caress about the 99% and are all about protecting their corporate sponsors / owners. They will not increase taxes on their paymasters. They will not reduce the power of banks and corporations. They will do nothing to get wealth inequality under control.

Sanders supporters are loving dreaming if they think he stands any chance of getting a bit of his platforms through against all of that. However that's not to say the president cant have a big influence - you have up to four Supreme Court justices that are old as gently caress. Sanders probably would appoint some much better justices and manage to get them confirmed. You do not want more Alio's and Scalia's appointed.

Still, you aint getting decent healthcare until the majority of Democrats and all the Republicans are jailed and they are all replaced by something approaching human beings.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Tusen Takk posted:

Is the word cucked / cuck being autocorrected by the forums or just GBS

Edit: that answers that lmao

What the gently caress did you...... ooooooooooooooh quoting shows the original phrase.

Noice

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

literally a fish posted:

So here's a photo from where I'm staying right until tomorrow (click for full res);



DJI make one hell of a drone. Out over water to take this pic, it didn't even flinch.

I have a bunch of video too but not enough internet capacity to upload it from here. Here's a gif, though: http://gfycat.com/UnfitBelovedIcefish

Ahhhh the evening of a misspent youth screaming past in various shitboxes, the days of a adulthood on a bike with screaming legs.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Super Aggro Crag posted:

Got an interview tomorrow as a lamination operator. Whatever that means...

You get to operate a machine that basically glues boards / things together and / or glues a veneer / film to a larger board / thing in a factory. Usually also means loading materials for construction and unloading finished product /packaging for dispatch. Also possibly machine repair and maintenance.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

leica posted:

Factory work sucks balls, I'd rather work in a quiet office imo.

I dunno, I've spent a surprising amount of time in factories and I kinda prefer it. Good workout at the very least.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Tusen Takk posted:

if you work in a factory from your 20's to your 40's/50's then your body will be destroyed and useless and you will crave death by 75

at least this seems to be the theme of all the autoworkers in and around detroit

You wont destroy your body if you give a bit of a poo poo and look after it. Shovel in crap, drink, smoke.... that does waaaaay more damage. If you look at the ones usually doing the complaining, they are 50Kgs overweight and puffing a packet of cigs before lunch, then chugging down soft drink and any poo poo they dont care about at lunch. Then loving off for a 6 pack for dinner. We got 60-70+ year olds swinging around steel and you name it, who would utterly kick anyone's rear end in drat fine health. The difference is, guess who looks after themselves even with 12-14 hour shifts with OT?

And to be perfectly honest, I know a lot more office workers who havent done a loving hard days labour in their life who are in appalling condition at my age that warehouse guys falling apart. By the time they are 65, they are going to be basically good for sitting on their rear end in front of the TV and that's it because their kidneys are done, the liver is shutting down and their arteries are filled with gently caress knows what. Sitting on your rear end all day is probably worse for you than a good day's honest hard work.

Wether you work hard for a living or sit on an office, you have got to take care of yourself or by tthe time you get 60, you will be A-Class hosed either way.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

88h88 posted:

It makes me sad to see people not taking care of themselves, even though I have a gym in the garage and tootle to work on a bike every day I still feel like I'm not doing enough despite being fitter than ever. Seems when people get older they just do less and start to feel bad and then use that as an excuse to do even less because they're not as fit as they once were. It's just an endless loop of loving themselves over with excuses.

...and then there's this dude, aged 70 in the video and lifting more than me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKJaZDGVNWA

a) JFC, that guy is insane

b) You speak truth with how people get themselves in an endless cycle. I see that too often and you get people who say that to my face when they ask how far I ride. Well? What do you expect? Do peole really think I jumped on a bike a few weeks ago and got to where I am.... or has it literally been I have not stopped doing something for the last 15 years? And the reality is, I've been doing things since I was a teenager and except for a couple of years when I was married, havent stopped. Man, starting after those 4 years doing nothing was drat bloody hard but now I'm approaching 47 it's been well worth it.

I know it sounds like BOOTSTRAPS!!!! but when it comes to eating right and exercise.... sorry there just isnt an easy option, you DO need to make an effort and it's not easy to begin with. And then dont stop. I hear a bunch of people say they would love to ride but they work hours blah blah blah..... why the gently caress do people think I get up at 430am? I *HATE* doing that. But if I dont, when the hell am I going to make the time to exercise?

But lets put it this way - after a while it just becomes a way of life and it works

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

The Locator posted:

There is a young woman at my gym who is the proof of this. She is very shapely (to say the least), not big at all (maybe 120#? I'm bad at weight guessing), and you would never guess if you saw her that she was a weigh lifter.

She does over 300# on the weird forward leaning squat machine, and does around 200# on the barbell. It's pretty funny seeing this girl out lift the massively ripped dude's.

My mother is 73 and she lifts Bro. Has for the last 30 years, she also puts the gym bros to shame. It's so hilarious to say the least that some slim old lady throws about 20Kg plates like toys.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

1500quidporsche posted:

I mean, I understand that despite we're number one or two in every segment we're in across the board were always going to "just miss" the "Key Performance Indicators" that determines our bonuses. I just wish it was slightly less cynical than pulling up the email from last year and changing 2014 to 2015, then sending it out.

But dont worry, the CEO will get a big payrise!

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

nm posted:

He gets to frame that ticket. Getting a speeding ticket on a bike is my dream.

I got busted at 72 in a 50 zone. The cop said he wasn't going to ticket because "No one is gonna believe that for a second"

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
So... Deadpool. Worth it for the Stan Lee cameo alone.

I wont give it 10 for being perfect because it's not. It gets 10 for loving nailing Deadpool as a character and absolutly exceeding expectations on a clearly limited budget. Any problems Deadpool has really come down to Fox didnt give em enough cash - but the movie is self aware of that and turns it into a great running gag. That self awareness and willingness to even draw attention to it's own flaws was perfectly done. It earns the R-Rating big time and it looks like they cut a few things that were too harsh even for that. Again, referenced and turned into a gag. It's got about as much fat on it as Ryan Reynold's abs - very fast paced and to be honest could have done with another 10 minutes. Credits are hysterical, stick around to the end of them.

And holy poo poo, it's hilarious. Absolute machine gun it just never lets up hysterical.

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CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

ilkhan posted:

I don't know what he bought, but I'm pretty sure he can afford to put gas in his car.

HAHAHAHA, good answer to a dickhead comment :D

FFS, this is the last forum anyone should spew the crap about power in a sports car.

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