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birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
1.5 days in, 3 pages into petchat this thread already sucks

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birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
ocelots are good pets

but even better masters

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
pavel is the new first dog

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

open24hours posted:

More Amethyst please.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

drunkill posted:



Yes good ABC.

pavel approves

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
should build a firewall to keep them bloody MRAs out

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Laserface posted:

If I posted pics of women dressed in a similar fashion this thread would lose its loving mind and I'd be probated or banned for it. But gay almost-porn is ok because we dare not say gay stuff is inappropriate. People might think you are homophobic or something.

quick task
go find me the place where men are treated as less than the sum of their physical/sexual functions
i think it's over the side of this here cliff
hurry no time for safety gear

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Cartoon posted:


The high court judge who desented in the "Let's rape kiddies on Nauru" case was a woman! That's why you can't let them into positions of authority! When the going gets tough they buckle to their hormones and crumble when men stay hard. Lucky there were some clear thinking men and women around to keep things on the straight and narrow.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Cartoon posted:

Uh, um, yeah, uh, I just, I just wanted to say how great it is to finally see some chicks on the bench

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
you're alright cartoon, I'm just having a larf

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Birb Katter posted:

I'd like to thank the irc chan for doing the needful to allow this to come to light.

:nws: http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6027/5971979084_a02a9a038c_o.jpg :nws:

ahahah Frosty loves dunking on fools, he's great

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

thatfatkid posted:

The recent wave of Pavel spamming is the stupidest thing to happen to the auspol thread since anidav liveblogging on his career or lack thereof.

and yet still has more value than your combined posting history

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
The problem with ntrabbits thinking that he will never comprehend is that he is in no way disadvantaged by people having other things

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
oh no my liquors :qq:

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Birdstrike posted:

the cross sucked anyway
good riddance

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
It's a dumb article which happens to raise a couple of good points. Yes, the lockout is a dumb idea, bankrolled by casino interests. But spare me the librtard histrionics.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
maybe getting more gestapo to look at, idk, Apple would be more cost effective than the gestapo interrogating gerhard bloggs

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

ScreamingLlama posted:


The loving obtuseness in this thread, gods alive...

:ironicat:

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Mithranderp posted:

Here's a fun hypothetical:

Imagine you are a student but don't have a job and are unable to get one for whatever reason. You spend, idk, $320-340 on rent a fortnight, which is about 2/3 of your student payment. That leaves ~ $180 to cover everything including clothes, food, power/gas bills, transport to uni, and maybe, if you are lucky, some form of entertainment once a month so you don't become suicidally depressed. You then start dating your housemate, who is also on centrelink, and the relationship becomes serious. You know that you are supposed to report the relationship; however you also know that if you do, you will lose $50 each per fortnight from your payment. This will leave both of you unable to afford your utility bills and probably what little entertainment you can currently afford.

Do you report the relationship?


This is a situation that a lot of people get themselves into. I remember reading a case in my legal profession class in which a law student did not report his relationship; centrelink eventually caught up with him and he paid the money back, but ultimately he was disqualified from legal practice because of it.

:sever:

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
so screamingllama is a welfare fraud in addition to being an electoral fraud, got it.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
all that's actually been proven tbh is thatfatkid is a piece of poo poo at any size

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Birb Katter posted:

AABHAAHJSAHAHSAHAHSHBHAHAHAHBHAHAKLALAHAHAHAHAHAH

It's okay Birb, I hereby award you the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellent Pavel Posting

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Birb Katter posted:

It's excellence, not excellent. The excellent award is the Bill and Ted award.

--

ABC has an interactive homeless map thing up

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Don't play fast and loose with this Pavel at work, you won't win (unless you find out your boss is a Pavel fan too at which point are you hiring?)

:nws: http://40.media.tumblr.com/079f9c7879e690929aff1ac60f761aaf/tumblr_mg4guutdSC1r13tm3o1_1280.jpg :nws:

'Excellence Pavel Posting' doesn't make sense

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
So apparently I can deliver all the glorious lefty things I want (no high speed rail, that's dumb) without even touching the GST or super AND keeping negative gearing AND have 40bn net revenue.

Sign me the gently caress up.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

MysticalMachineGun posted:

Yeah, I played around with it as well and it just can't be that easy. Can it?

Yeah it's not.

Firstly, I'm not sold that abolishing the CGT discount holus bolus is workable. Remember, the discount was brought in to replace indexation, which accounted for a measure of inflation eating into your gain if you held the asset for a long period of time. Applying the discount is a lot easier to work out, but in most cases I've seen indexation actually saved more tax.

Philosophically I can't stand income from capital gains being taxed concessionally as compared to income from other sources (eg labour). However, I could wear a CGT discount of say 20% for individuals in lieu of indexation.

Secondly, making any substantial reduction in the CGT discount in one go would kill housing markets overnight. This is reason enough for many of us itt to do it, but crashing overnight would be bad for the economy. That's why I would propose a stepped reduction over 5-10 years to the level you want to achieve. The downside is that you don't bring in that big pile of tax money next year, but on the flip side you're less likely to have a housing industry/wider economy crash.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
my appetite for shitposting knows no bounds

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

The Peccadillo posted:

Here's to hope

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

:vomarine:

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
yeah the cpsu are pretty good

they need to hire more people but that's pretty much it

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
tell me more about definitions

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
reprimandy the dandy

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

hooman posted:

Trough the toff.

Bat the aristocrat.

Defeat the elite.

Dud the Blue Blood.

EDIT: Double post the most.

shark the oligarch

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Head of the ACL posted:

i'm gay

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

burn this loving heretic

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
I've never seen a scallop referred to as a potato cake

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
jonathan swift is my spirit guide

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
It's okay, global warming means more lebensraum in antarctica

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Amethyst posted:

This poo poo sucks, you idiot.

:ironicat:

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

open24hours posted:

It's also not really fair to change laws people rely on like that. You wouldn't like it if you got to the end of your working life and suddenly found out you had a lot less money to retire on than you thought.

if they fail it's their fault for not being agile enough.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
what does the lease say about notice? what is the lease term how long is there left to go aaaaarrrvv

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birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
okay here is my legal advice:

burn it down.

blessed be the torch.

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