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Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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Jumpingmanjim posted:

Weather bureaus have changed. They are no longer invisible organisations where avuncular bureaucrats use basic computers to deliver dodgy forecasts. Today’s weather bureaucrats are visible, sophisticated and ideological. But, despite a huge investment in supercomputers, their record for accurate forecasts remains dismal.

Their mission has expanded to include climate change advocacy, where agnostics are left in no doubt that significant weather abnormalities are evidence of global warming. They tinker with raw data but give inadequate explanation as to why. Their terrestrial records diverge increasingly with satellite and radiosonde datasets. Confidence in their integrity has been called into question.

Today’s bureaus have become climate change citadels. Their records are the repository of the Holy Grail. Regardless of doubts about their accuracy, they are protected. Hundreds of billions of dollars annually, including huge international transfer payments and tens of thousands of highly paid jobs, may depend on keeping records away from prying eyes.

Last August, a BBC Radio 4 program called What’s the Point of the Met Office? detailed the British agency’s history of dud predictions and its role as a parliamentary lobbyist. Rather than wait for an official complaint, the BBC issued a full-blown apology for “giving voice to climate-change sceptics” and “for failing to make it clear that they are a minority voice out of step with the scientific consensus”. According to program host Quentin Letts, Roger Harrabin, the BBC’s environment analyst, “went nuts” that the program was aired. Later, several BBC officials were required to undertake online training with a “substantial scenario on reporting climate-change science”.

Across the Atlantic, the US house science committee is conducting an investigation into the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, a $6 billion-a-year government weather service, seeking access to internal deliberations around a groundbreaking climate change study. Amid allegations that the NOAA attempted to shape and direct the committee’s oversight, chairman Lamar Smith demanded to see thousands of emails that he thinks will show that by homogenising temperature records, researchers were able to refute claims that global warming over the past decade had paused. He accused the agency of altering the data to “get the results they needed”.

Whistleblower allegations say the NOAA “rushed to publication over the objections of numerous scientists at the agency”. The NOAA has refused to hand over the emails.

Australia has its own concerns with homogenisation. Blogger Joanne Nova has reported on it for years. Scientist Jennifer Marohasy has been persistent in seeking answers to why perfectly good raw data is manipulated to turn a cooling trend into a warming one.

Auditor Ken Stewart studied thousands of Bureau of Meteorology records and demonstrates it has a case to answer. The response is to stonewall and, when information is released, to offer no means of replication. Data is converted into vague probabilities that, when technically correct, are still often meaningless. Weather agencies stand accused of a culture of “snowing” sceptics.

When then prime minister Tony Abbott wanted to establish a taskforce to investigate the bureau’s temperature dataset and other related records, the cabinet, Environment Minister Greg Hunt and his department all came to the bureau’s aid by watering down the proposal and setting up a panel approved by the BoM to “strengthen governance oversight”.

Hunt said: “In doing this, it is important to note that public trust in the bureau’s data and forecasts, particularly as they relate to bushfires and cyclones, is paramount.”

It is good to have friends in high places. Better not to know that the bank’s books have been fiddled in case the market loses confidence.

At least American taxpayers have a champion in Lamar Smith, who complained to the US Commerce Secretary that the NOAA’s top officials had “obstructed” his committee’s oversight role. He said NOAA had refused voluntarily and under subpoena to hand over critical information. “It is the end product of exchanges between scientists — the detailed understanding of scientific work that underpins the authors’ findings,” he said.

The scientists argue that Smith is setting a dangerous precedent of interfering with independent scientific work.

Australian weather officials seem to share NOAA’s views. They reject full transparency in the face of informed criticism of their work. Stonewalling, and appeals to authority, are the defence. In any other field this would be a scandal.

Is the BoM’s methodology commercial in confidence or do taxpayers, who pay more than $300 million a year for this agency, have a right to know?

Confidence in weather bureaus will continue to decline until the world is finally satisfied through thorough independent investigation and audit that the vital records over which they exercise monopoly control are the result of a scientifically rigorous, replicable process. Nothing has changed since 2009, when John Theon, retired chief of NASA’s Climate Processes Research Program and responsible for all weather and climate research, testified “scientists have manipulated the observed data to justify their model results”. Complaining about lack of transparency, he said: “It is contrary to the way science is done.”

Memo to Australia’s Auditor General: There is an urgent job to be done.
Whoever wrote this is a crank. I'm guessing someone from newscorp.

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open24hours posted:

I don't hate kittens and I didn't attack them. I said that the existence of pets enables their suffering. Do you think that something that doesn't exist is capable of suffering, or do you think that the suffering of pets is necessary?

Hmmmm wow man this is fascinating poo poo. I'm sure you've opened a lot of peoples eyes about the nature of pets, here.

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You can actually hear the rusty gears in open24hours' head failing to turn as he posts.

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open24hours posted:

That X exists therefore X can suffer is not, or at least doesn't have to be, an argument against the existence of X.

Interesting. Get this: water is wet. Have you ever thought about this? People call me a stupid idiot when I bring it up in conversation for some reason, I think they're just being unreasonable.

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open24hours posted:

I'm pretty sure people would call you that anyway.

Do you disagree with the argument, Amethyst?

"If pets didn't exist they wouldn't suffer" is hardly an argument, you insanely obtuse dolt.

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open24hours posted:

Well it's not one I would expect people to disagree with.

It literally doesn't matter if anyone agrees with it or not. It is a nonsense waste of time statement. It isn't worthy of anything other than as a signifier of your mental triviality

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Laserface posted:

My dog is happy as poo poo 24/7.

Sure, but do you agree or disagree that it wouldn't suffer if it didn't exist? Frankly, I'm amazed at the dipshits in this thread who aren't strongly affirming the truth of this thesis.

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open24hours posted:

Well I'm responsible with my gun.

Ah yes, pet ownership is exactly like gun ownership. This is a new frontier of thought on The Pet Issue.

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Laserface posted:

Birb is the new amethyst.

Uh, no. For that, he would need more badassery, elan, and spunk.

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Zenithe posted:

No, not at all, you're just getting butthurt that you aren't allowed to own pretty bang bang sticks because an animal rights group managed to stop something that makes dogs regularly hang themselves.

Not being able to own fireworks is lame. It isn't difficult to train dogs to be calm around fireworks.

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Anyway this whole discussion is redundant because it turns out the pet thing is only a small element of the ban.

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/new...2fd0-1454389380

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The private purchase, import and use of fireworks in Canberra is now prohibited, Industrial Relations Minister John Hargreaves announced today.

Canberra had previously been one of only two regions where fireworks were available for purchase.

"Fireworks are about celebration, but unfortunately for many in the community they are about damage to property, distress and injury to animals, and public nuisance,'' Mr Hargreaves said.

This had resulted in significant government and community resources being tied up to deal with fireworks incidents over the long weekend and beyond.

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The Divine Orator posted:

Hey, just a lurker here but could you all maybe cut back on the Pavel stuff? It makes the thread really uncomfortable to read and given the state of Australian Politics it's kind of uncomfortable enough by default!

Sorry mate, this thread is wacky, edgy, and above all irreverent. Spamming images of an irrelevant model seems like the kind of thing people do in funny cool places like 4chan, so we're gonna keep doing it! Hell yeah! Auspol ftw!

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More Pavel please! I'm in on the joke, and laugh out loud every single time those images are posted. This is because I have a sophisticated sense of humor, and not because I'm an old dullard who has a vague sense of what "internet culture" is and try to replicate it like a cargo cult member.

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I would also like to point out that using the phrase "uncomfortable", is perhaps not the right wording to use when presented with pornographic imagery, since it his homosexual pornography and I, as an enlightened left wing man, remain perfectly placid when looking at pornography of this nature.

So, please keep me, a placid, cool, but offended man, in your thoughts next time you think about using words like "uncomfortable" when shown images of naked bodies in a supposedly neutral context.

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hooman posted:

Your idiotic meltdowns are far more childish and asinine than anything else that gets shitposted here. You are in no place whatsoever to critique.

I am, actually, since this thread has been rolling around pathetically like a bunch of moron children for several pages now, and it has nothing whatsoever to do with my influence.

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hooman posted:

Congratulations on not being the cause of this particular shitposting disaster. This clearly makes you a wise and good poster and not a huge idiot who melts down at the slightest provocation.

EDIT: I'm sorry Amethyst, I'm grumpy today and the whole refugee thing is really loving getting to me.

That's ok lol.

tithin posted:

Amethyst, friend, you are too uptight for this thread. Please return yo the best thread of all

Sup. I'll drop in some time probs.

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I don't really want to get into this whole thing again since it's extremely easy to twist into me looking like a rape defender, but I'm still not comfortable with the minister having sole discretion over that poo poo. There needs to be some due process.

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There is a really good story on background briefing at the moment about an asylum seeker who was hosed over by ministerial stupidity. While in a detention center, he got into a fight in the cafeteria. No one was seriously hurt. But he, along with four other men, were later convicted of a felony over it. 6 month suspended sentence.

This was extremely bad timing, because Tony Abbott, from opposition, was agitating for all asylum seekers convicted of a crime to be denied entry. The Immigration minister at the time, (Chris Bowen, I believe), directly intervened with this guy was accepted as a refugee, and put him back in detention. He stayed there for four years, his fate in total limbo.

Ministers simply cannot be trusted with judicial power. They are too beholden to the whims of fickle politics. The fact that they can even be vested with this power is a systemic failure on the constitutional level. I believe that the minister having the power to deny individual entry visas is similarly destructive, and the fact that we are being made used to it with easy examples like this rape apologist POS is only more worrying.

Here's the podcast. Seriously worth a listen, to hear how the wheels of injustice turn around policy failures like this

http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/backgroundbriefing/why-did-fazel-chegeni-nejad-have-to-die/7007656

Amethyst
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Twitter is the worst thing in the world. Propaganda, but memetastic!

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You guys are going way over the top. Welfare fraud is a topic worthy of discussion and Llama is being perfectly sensible even if you disagree. God this place is a dogmatic shithole.

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Awesome to see a bunch of poseurs who will scream at the slightest ideological sin using a person's mental illness for ammo in a flame war.

You're all hypocritical assholes.

e: except cartoon who has been chill and reasonable throughout.

Amethyst fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Feb 9, 2016

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BlitzkriegOfColour posted:

I have all those issues too but you don't see me trying to get DSP. Get a job

You're a loving dickhead mate.

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The Australian just published a call for a universal basic income trial in Australia. Today is opposite day, I guess.

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Bifauxnen posted:

Holy crap, anyone mind doing a copy paste?

I've only got the print edition, can't get through the paywall.

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open24hours posted:

Should start with the entire state of Tasmania.
That is an excellent idea.

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How much more expensive would it be compared to the current system, anyway? I think we spend around $190b at the moment? $1000/citizen/month works out to roughly $250b, just in the raw payouts, but the lack of means testing and bureaucracy would mean significant savings, right?

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It's certainly an interesting idea that hopefully gains some global traction. The Swiss are holding a referendum on it in June, which will be fascinating to observe.

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Cartoon posted:

There's a reasonably strong case to support that the big boom in English cultural achievements in the late fifties and sixties was due to welfare funding and the art school system. Not exactly ABI, but a similar economic circumstance.

http://fineart.ac.uk/collection/html/stroud.html

http://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2011/apr/10/art-schools-funding

Cool thing from Billy Bragg on this:

https://twitter.com/tomtaylormade/status/687666367688867840

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Speaking of creative policy solutions:

https://medium.com/@mrtruffle/solving-sydney-s-lock-out-law-problem-the-licence-to-party-dcb1fbd0a976

quote:

Solving Sydney’s Lock Out Law Problem. The Licence to PARTY.

One topic has dominated discussion lately and that is NSW’s Lock Out Laws.
These new laws have been instigated to “crackdown on drug and alcohol-fuelled violence”.
So the real issue is a violent minority is ruining it for everyone else.
How can we fix this?
I propose a “licence to party” which basically grants a licence holder to party beyond the lock out times and enjoy themselves responsibly.
People who are violent will have their licence revoked and will have to obey the new laws.
Just like a drivers licence you have points and major offenses will result in an instant loss of licence. Small infractions will have you losing a few points which reset each year. Those aged <25 get less points and basically go on a Learners Party Permit of sorts.

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What would the code for license revocation look like? Do you just need to act like a dick or do you actually need to breach the law?

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Not sure how a corrupt embezzler has any bearing whatsoever on ScreamingLlama's ideas on welfare fraud.

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hooman posted:

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that it points toward the majority of fraud (by dollar value) is not being committed by people on welfare especially when compared to white collar crime.

Ok, but they are entirely unrelated crimes.

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Birb Katter posted:

Not sure how someone committing welfare fraud has any bearing whatsoever on Llamas ideas on welfare fraud? Good job :golfclap:

Embezzlement is not welfare fraud, dummy.

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hooman posted:

They are both defrauding the government of money...

How many mates deals are there with property investors, with preferred contractors, with developments, grants, land approvals do you think are entirely above board?

How many private investigators is the government hiring to track these down? All of it is fraud committed against the Australian Government.

Well, they were caught, presumably by someone hired to investigate.

Anyway, this is a really stupid attempt at attacking ScreamingLlama with irrelevancies. An employee stealing from their employer is a separate issue from welfare recipients making fraudulent claims.

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hooman posted:

EDIT: ^^ I'm pretty sure embezzlement is a type of fraud.

Oh wowee they feature the same word in them, that means they are exactly the same. Good reasoning as usual in the Auspol symposium.

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Bifauxnen posted:

Except the thing SL was specifically worried about was that there was less money available to welfare recipients like him, thanks to welfare cheats.

We are pointing out something that is an even bigger problem, that threatens his pool of welfare money even more, and thus should get him even more outraged.

By posting a story about someone getting caught? It sounds like that problem is being handled by existing enforcement mechanisms. SL is saying this isn't the case with the separate problem they're talking about

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Gambling addicts get into a hole and embezzle from their employer all the time. it is not a problem specific to the welfare system, or even to the public sector in general. Bringing up a typical case of embezzlement and saying "SEE! You're wrong about this completely separate issue" is just weak.

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Bifauxnen posted:

While I was catching up on that argument, the point I wished I'd been around to make earlier is that enforcement has its own costs, and could very well end up costing more than the amount you're trying to recoup. If SL's main worry is not punishing bad guys, but keeping as much money available for welfare programs as possible, then he should be against enforcement when it is not cost effective.

A big embezzlement case like this however, serves as an example of when enforcement is worth it.

Your point is valid but it's still completely beside the "example" of this embezzlement case. It's value as an example is zero. If you disagree, can you please provide anything that shows employee embezzlement is a problem at centrelink beyond this anecdote?

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