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Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeLBQCpCi9c
stonewalling that bitch as lawyer like a boss

ellison only has 54 billion. huge fail imo next to big bill's $72

he even knew before anyone else that ms was going to poo poo and gtfo


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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
Hes the man. nobody better.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
"Fellow Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen helped Gates tweak school scheduling software to ensure Gates was the only boy in classes of girls. “I was the one who benefited by being able to have the nice girls at least sit near me. It wasn’t that I could talk to them or anything — but they were there.”

fuckin pro

FamDav
Mar 29, 2008
glad he could optimize his cuckitude

meanwhile larry made sure to get a photographer with an eye for design for his wedding to his 4th slam piece

"When Ellison married his fourth wife, romance novelist Melanie Craft, his good friend Steve Jobs served as wedding photographer."

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
ya boy

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

"Fellow Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen helped Gates tweak school scheduling software to ensure Gates was the only boy in classes of girls. “I was the one who benefited by being able to have the nice girls at least sit near me. It wasn’t that I could talk to them or anything — but they were there.”

fuckin pro

lmao

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


i hope they got this idea from revenge of the nerds or something, its too absurd to not have originally been a fictitious event

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


:jackbud:

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
larry can't bump like this

Maximum Leader
Dec 5, 2014

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

larry can't bump like this



cool, that's a drat high jump for a computer scientist

Maximum Leader
Dec 5, 2014
i'd like to see rms try that

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

ers leaked internal microft documents

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Maximum Leader posted:

i'd like to see rms try that

he'd fall through the floor and get stuck

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAJGT-gQnVA

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImyK29QLs_A

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

settling in to 12 hours of billy g goodness

first baller moment 7:10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeLBQCpCi9c&t=420s

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord



lomarf

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
the dumbest poo poo ever was when Microsoft stopped using the silhouette of his mug shot photo for contact image placeholders.

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeLBQCpCi9c&t=800s

:captainpop:

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

Shaggar posted:

the dumbest poo poo ever was when Microsoft stopped using the silhouette of his mug shot photo for contact image placeholders.

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

idk op. larry would destroy bill in a duel

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 37 minutes!

Shaggar posted:

Hes the man. nobody better.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 37 minutes!

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


what's the story behind that picture? I thought that was that teapot guy from way back.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




it's shaggar

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

shagger owns

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

mishaq posted:

shagger owns

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
shagger? I barely know her

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 37 minutes!

mishaq posted:

shagger owns

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeLBQCpCi9c
stonewalling that bitch as lawyer like a boss

almost finished 2/12

will report back on episode 3 tonight

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

compuserved
Mar 20, 2006

Nap Ghost

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

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SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james

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