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Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot

Powercrazy posted:

*sees massive wealth inequality architect-ed by multinational corporations and the politicians in the republican party*
*thinks propagating the police state with more laws that protect black lives will prevent more deaths*
*all is forgiven because one time their black president elected in 2008 acknowledged the current state of our prison systems and the widespread rise of gun violence and police brutality*

FTFY

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Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot

F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

*only votes once every four years because they have a job from which they can't take time off. You know, since poverty and the limitation of life choices that it creates, like racism, still exists. *

FTFY also :henget:

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
*hear's only what he wants to hear*

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
i had some good posts itt

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

i voted for reagan in 80 and 84

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002


You're the guy at the party I accidentally spill my beer on.

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot

The Human Crouton posted:

You're the guy at the party I accidentally spill my beer on.

You're the guy at the party I deliberately puke on.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
lmao

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Princess Di posted:

You're the guy at the party I deliberately puke on.

A powerful self-own.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Princess Di posted:

You're the guy at the party I deliberately puke on.

I commit self defense on you for your biological attack

Thunderbro
Sep 1, 2008

Princess Di posted:

You're the guy at the party I deliberately puke on.

ah yes. an afficionado at accepting rear end beatings. excellent dem post

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
takes a brave man to admit he beats women in this day and age

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Al! posted:

takes a brave man to admit he beats women in this day and age

Takes a brave man to defend a ladies honor from the keyboard.

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

*shits up thread because humor doesn't belong on a dead comedy forum*

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002


*Can't vote before work because it's too early.*

*Can't vote after work because "I already did something today"*

*Can't absentee ballot because of racism or something.*

snakeandbake
Aug 21, 2012

by exmarx
*gets his dick sucked by an intern in the oval office*

Kephael
Apr 2, 2016

snakeandbake posted:

*gets his dick sucked by an intern in the oval office*

*proceeds to lie under oath about it*

snakeandbake
Aug 21, 2012

by exmarx

Kephael posted:

*proceeds to lie under oath about it*

Should have just plead the fifth.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

snakeandbake posted:

Should have just plead the fifth.

A clever lawyer would never take advantage of Constitutional Rights. That's such an uneducated serf thing to do.

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Karl Barks posted:

i voted for reagan in 80 and 84

I see red every time someone says this directly to me unironically

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

which wall? this one right here? well I dont see why i should be first

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Photo of the Democratic national convention of 1880:



really makes you think how little things have changed

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

*votes for bush in 2000*
*blames loss on nader*

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

*decries mass incarceration*
*supports politician responsible for increasing mass incarceration at a time when the united states already had the highest incarceration rate*
*supports politician receiving money from the prison industry*

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Cuck

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot

The Human Crouton posted:

*Can't vote before work because it's too early, because I start at 5:30am and I live two hours away due to gentrification.*

*Can't vote after work because I have 4 kids that I need to pick up from school, feed, and help educate singlehandedly due to being a single mom. Afterwards I have to work a second job while my eldest watches the rest of the children because I can't make rent otherwise.*

*Can't absentee ballot because I've moved every year for the past five years due to rent increases and I don't understand the voter regulations in each of my various new residences.*

But see, if you had ever known poverty you would understand and foresee all of these possible limitations.

Instead, you make this too easy!
:boom::henget:

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot

comedyblissoption posted:

*decries mass incarceration*
*supports politician that opposes Trump*
*supports politician that opposes Trump*

I don't think it's that difficult to piece this mystery together.

But in case you missed it, FTFY:cheers:

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

thank you for bolding the changes i wouldve been confused otherwise

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

*serious posts in an ITT thread on somethingawfulforums.llc*

*doesnt get the joke*

*has a lovely job that doesnt give you time off to vote*

panascope
Mar 26, 2005

Princess Di posted:

I don't think it's that difficult to piece this mystery together.

But in case you missed it, FTFY:cheers:

Trump will be better for minorities than a Clinton administration.

Smudgie Buggler
Feb 27, 2005

SET PHASERS TO "GRINDING TEDIUM"
*is genuinely bewildered and uncomfortable when false claims about a wildly disproportionate number of black men being killed by cops are challenged with stats that took twelve seconds to find*

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot

comedyblissoption posted:

thank you for bolding the changes i wouldve been confused otherwise

Clearly. :banjo:

JB50 posted:

*serious posts in an ITT thread on somethingawfulforums.llc*

*doesnt get the joke*

*has a lovely job that doesnt give you time off to vote*

*has actual opinions on politics that don't include self indulgent ironical navel gazing. Also, is not a racist conservative masquerading as an Internet troll because real life conversations would result in violence otherwise*

*does not laugh at jokes that aren't funny*

*was able to vote during the primaries, still understands the concepts of empathy and recalling past lived experiences when relating to other people's difficulties*

panascope posted:

Trump will be better for minorities than a Clinton administration.

Nope. :bravo:

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
imagine a million hoses soaking a million blankets, forever

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

Princess Di posted:

Clearly. :banjo:


*has actual opinions on politics that don't include self indulgent ironical navel gazing. Also, is not a racist conservative masquerading as an Internet troll because real life conversations would result in violence otherwise*

*does not laugh at jokes that aren't funny*

*was able to vote during the primaries, still understands the concepts of empathy and recalling past lived experiences when relating to other people's difficulties*


Nope. :bravo:

Tbh this post is Democrat as hell

snakeandbake
Aug 21, 2012

by exmarx
Remember the cautious politician time joke... That was pretty funny.




Nottttttttt!

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Princess Di posted:

Clearly. :banjo:


*has actual opinions on politics that don't include self indulgent ironical navel gazing. Also, is not a racist conservative masquerading as an Internet troll because real life conversations would result in violence otherwise*

*does not laugh at jokes that aren't funny*

*was able to vote during the primaries, still understands the concepts of empathy and recalling past lived experiences when relating to other people's difficulties*


Nope. :bravo:

I am a soulless killjoy in thrall to my corporate masters. I worship my slay queen and genuinely don't understand why 'better than Trump' isn't good enough for other people.

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot

Not a Step posted:

I am a soulless killjoy in thrall to my corporate masters. I worship my slay queen and genuinely don't understand why 'better than Trump' isn't good enough for other people.

Nope I get it. It's because there is no need to fear worse circumstances for other people. If Trump comes into office while you are already financially comfortable and safe from minority status, all you will hear is the screams outside your window, while you are safe inside.

It doesn't matter to everyone if immigrants are mass deported, or if all the projects are shut down, or government assistance for housing for the homeless dwindles then disappears. I'm aware it doesn't matter to everyone, that is the heart of the problem. A lot of people can drink a cold glass of water while watching other people get set on fire.

Not me, so my political affiliation remains: Never Trump.

panascope
Mar 26, 2005

You really nailed being a democrat.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

I wasn't aware of Trump's plan to shut down all government assistance for poor people. Sneaky guy; getting that past me.

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Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Princess Di posted:

Nope I get it. It's because there is no need to fear worse circumstances for other people. If Trump comes into office while you are already financially comfortable and safe from minority status, all you will hear is the screams outside your window, while you are safe inside.

It doesn't matter to everyone if immigrants are mass deported, or if all the projects are shut down, or government assistance for housing for the homeless dwindles then disappears. I'm aware it doesn't matter to everyone, that is the heart of the problem. A lot of people can drink a cold glass of water while watching other people get set on fire.

Not me, so my political affiliation remains: Never Trump.

keep posting itt

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