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"Good day sir is this <mangled_pronunciation> of <truncated_company_name>? I am calling on behalf of <company_IDGAF_about> because we would like to send you our latest whitepaper about <subject_IDGAF_about> and we need to confirm that your email address is <correct_email>." 8 or 9 times a week. I do not understand this marketing strategy. not only did I not have any interest in your company, I will now actively avoid doing any business with you. thanks for interrupting me, assholes! just send your fuckin marketing emails. Call or no call they all go into the junk folder
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tbf it's your fault for giving anybody your phone number in the 21st century
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Feb 4, 2016 16:39
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when my desk phone rings i press a button labeled "iDivert" and it stops ringing. i have no idea what happens to the phone call. i also don't know my voicemail password
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Feb 4, 2016 16:40
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My voicemail light has been lit and "New Callers" has been 99 since i took over my desk. I only ever use it to dial in to conference calls on speakerphone just to annoy everyone.
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Feb 4, 2016 16:50
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server side voicemail is a scam. attach that poo poo to an email and fire it into the users box. let them deal with that poo poo
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Feb 4, 2016 16:52
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hi man just calling to tell you i sent you an email tempted to answer by mailing a letter telling him about a fax he's about to get
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Feb 4, 2016 16:53
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I put electrical tape over the voicemail light on my desk phone. I also do not know my voicemail password. seems to be working as intended
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Feb 4, 2016 17:00
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just unplug your phone and if anyone ever complains blame IT
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Feb 4, 2016 17:10
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As a Millennial I posted:tbf it's your fault for giving anybody your phone number in the 21st century HAIL eSATA-n posted:I put electrical tape over the voicemail light on my desk phone. I also do not know my voicemail password.
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Feb 4, 2016 17:44
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As a Millennial I posted:when my desk phone rings i press a button labeled "iDivert" and it stops ringing. i have no idea what happens to the phone call. i also don't know my voicemail password lol
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Feb 4, 2016 17:52
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my desk phone has never been plugged in. we got voip set up in the office and i was given a phone but its just a weight to hold some stuff down at this point. no clue what my extension is.
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Feb 4, 2016 17:55
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As a Millennial I posted:when my desk phone rings i press a button labeled "iDivert" and it stops ringing. i have no idea what happens to the phone call. ill try this next time
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Feb 4, 2016 17:59
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"Welcome to Hausbus, press 7 minus 6 to ring the phones, press the number of possible states of a bit to leave a voicemail, Press the square root of nine to hear Bitcoin prices, Press how many balls there are on a cliff to hear a kitty meow, Press nine to hang up."
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Feb 4, 2016 18:07
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quote:Incoming phone calls are immediately forwarded to voicemail when the iDivert key is used. The iDivert softkey option is similar to the Ignore key found on Windows Mobile and other popular cell phones. The calling party will probably know that their call has been forwarded to voicemail too soon if the iDivert key is used. good
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Feb 4, 2016 18:08
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drat, i don't want them to think i might actually get their voicemail and respond. i need a new tactic
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Feb 4, 2016 18:11
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tested from my cell phone, the answer button turns into the hold button after picking up so if i mash it twice it gives them this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW0VYKtJisw this is my new tactic
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Feb 4, 2016 18:12
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Jonny 290 posted:
hell yes
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Feb 4, 2016 18:13
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i have a office phone and most of the voicemails left on it are from the nearest hospital from a lady who wants me to bring her cigarettes at ungodly hours of the night. its so depressing. also 2 different penitentiaries in the area have left their automated message about inmate wanting to speak w me on my answering machine
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Feb 4, 2016 18:35
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obstipator posted:i have a office phone and most of the voicemails left on it are from the nearest hospital from a lady who wants me to bring her cigarettes three voicemails last year were from an obviously elderly lady asking me, please, for an update on cheryl's condition
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Feb 4, 2016 19:11
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i love the pbx
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Feb 4, 2016 19:31
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u should hear my epic hold music
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Feb 4, 2016 19:31
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i don't get phone calls for anybody, but i do get a lot of tax documents from the VA and the bank for the old man who used to live in my apartment.
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Feb 4, 2016 19:34
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As a Millennial I posted:i don't get phone calls for anybody, but i do get a lot of tax documents from the VA and the bank for the old man who used to live in my apartment. u got phone service and a fax at home? thats badass
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Feb 4, 2016 19:35
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remember in the 90s the ude call ppls houses to talk to ppl. and sometimes sum1 would pick up, hehe. and ude haveto say "hello mister bergstein, is jenny around?" and then ude haveto make smalltalk while she came to the phone. remember? remember the 90s?
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Feb 4, 2016 19:36
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hows ur mother jimmy oh shes well and your father? him too oh thats too bad. was lookign for some side action what? im just kidding son. ok here she is. im handing the phone over
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Feb 4, 2016 19:37
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Smythe posted:u got phone service and a fax at home? thats badass i have phone service but i've never plugged a phone into it, i only got it recently because comcast gave me a discount for getting a phone for some reason. i'm talking snail mail here. a person brings me stuff with another guy's name on it.
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Feb 4, 2016 19:38
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quote:light stuck on have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in
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Feb 4, 2016 19:38
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As a Millennial I posted:a person brings me stuff with another guy's name on it. that's called the usps
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Feb 4, 2016 19:39
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As a Millennial I posted:when my desk phone rings i press a button labeled "iDivert" and it stops ringing. i have no idea what happens to the phone call. i also don't know my voicemail password lol my voicemail is not even activated 
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As a Millennial I posted:i have phone service but i've never plugged a phone into it, i only got it recently because comcast gave me a discount for getting a phone for some reason. i'm talking snail mail here. a person brings me stuff with another guy's name on it. oh yea thats epic as hell too
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Feb 4, 2016 19:39
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i like to push the asterisk button because it looks like a butthole
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Feb 4, 2016 19:40
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heres a little wrench in the yosmachine: i check my voicemail religiously and i know my voicemail password.
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Feb 4, 2016 19:40
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of course you do lol
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Feb 4, 2016 19:41
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nobody suspected otherwise
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Feb 4, 2016 19:41
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am i getting flamed here? are ownbombs being delivered upund my head?
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frankly put i think it's irresponsible for them to make a butthole button. i mean it's like why wouldn't i put my finger there
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Feb 4, 2016 19:43
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my freshman year of college, we still had landlines in our rooms and some dad left a voicemail on my phone singing something alone the lines of HI ITS YOUR FATHER WONT YOU CALL ME BACK? PLEASE CALL ME BACK. DONT MAKE ME WAIT. DO YOU WANT ME TO PICK YOU UP IN MONTAUK TODAYYYYYY?????? I kept it the whole year didn't call him back work related: we use a work chat at work and everyone's name is "FirstName LastName [ext]" except me. I have no extension listed
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craisins posted:my freshman year of college, we still had landlines in our rooms and some dad left a voicemail on my phone singing something alone the lines of HI ITS YOUR FATHER WONT YOU CALL ME BACK? PLEASE CALL ME BACK. DONT MAKE ME WAIT. DO YOU WANT ME TO PICK YOU UP IN MONTAUK TODAYYYYYY?????? Respect Dad
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Smythe posted:remember in the 90s the ude call ppls houses to talk to ppl. and sometimes sum1 would pick up, hehe. and ude haveto say "hello mister bergstein, is jenny around?" and then ude haveto make smalltalk while she came to the phone. remember? remember the 90s? aaag
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graph posted:aaag parents
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