Republican New Hampshire Primary Debate, Feb. 6 ABC 8pm ET: Failing the Turing Test

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Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	Jeb! Bush
	Ben Carson
	John Kasich
	Chris Christie
	Baby Hitler

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Jeb! is gonna need a hug after this mess.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2016 20:05

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 15:06

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

rear end cobra posted:

They're still bad.

But eh, whaddya gonna do? We might as well get through the politician LARP stage of the election cycle.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 00:21

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OH GOD THE NORTH KOREANS FIRED A MISSILE!!!!! :siren:

Please, tell me more about how we've gotta invade North Korea right loving now.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 01:57

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

'ere we go

'ERE WE GO!

'ERE WE GO!!

'ERE WE GO!!!!

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:01

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Jerusalem posted:

Duck and cover, Rubio, cover your eyes and nads and hope Trump eventually gets tired of kicking you.

The Duck and Cover defense should work as well as the Stealth Camo that he's used so far.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:02

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Joementum posted:

"The debate is just minutes away." But how many minutes, George? Hmmmmm?

Technically the heat death of the universe is "just minutes away".

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:02

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a cop posted:

gently caress Ted Cruz' stupid loving face.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:03

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lol Carson stuck

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:17

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whhhaaaaaatttttt the gently caress are we doing!?

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:17

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WHAT THE gently caress!?

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:18

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HyperPuma posted:

what in the world is happening

chaos reigns

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:18

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

My god this is the best loving election

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:18

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SpRahl posted:

please someone tell me what the gently caress happened

The candidates don't know, the moderators don't know, we don't even loving know what that was. Ben just stopped in the hallway and uh...

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:21

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tinstaach posted:

There's no way any of this can top that intro

I don't even want to watch this goddamned debate. That entrance was enough for me

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:22

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Von Sloneker posted:

thump thump thumpthumpthumpthumpthump

Please don't associate me with that goblin of a man.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:22

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The fact that the first question wasn't to Carson asking "So... um, what the gently caress was that?"

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:23

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Tatum Girlparts posted:

Carson you pussy

Give him a break, he isn't even awake for this :v:

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:25

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Logikv9 posted:

carson is stealth-making GBS threads on cruz

Yeah, he's actually throwing shade in a subtle but effective way

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:25

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

To be fair, I will always root for any person who talks poo poo on Ted Cruz.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:26

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Josh Lyman posted:

One of Carson's student volunteers died?

Trees and Squids posted:

Yeah, what the hell was that?

A month or so ago there was a car accident involving 4 or 5 Carson staff members, 25 year old staffer for Carson got killed.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:27

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CBJSprague24 posted:

That "SHUT THE gently caress UP" doorbell is too subtle.

Oh gently caress was that what that was? I've got the same sound for my phone text messages, that confused the hell outta me

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:28

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Awww Sleepy Ben, I can never get mad at you :kimchi:

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:28

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SirKibbles posted:

Ben getting vicious holy poo poo

Ben gonna drop the knife and hammer on anyone who tries to gently caress with his poo poo

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:29

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Masonic Youth posted:

Rubio sanctions terrorist groups.

thank god I didn't mishear that

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:30

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lol Christie gonna say Joe Biden is better than Marco :circlefap:

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:31

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Masonic Youth posted:

It's New Jersey.

check the other lapel

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:32

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

I think there's a scratch on the CD for the Rubio Firmware

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:32

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

I'm not a fan of these guys, but yeah I'd feel much safer with Christie in office than Rubio

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:33

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lol Rubio just got boo'd

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:34

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Thank god Rubio is just as retarded as I thought he was

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:34

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Jeb! askin for a handout lol

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:35

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

oh my god this is loving beautiful

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:35

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Jeb! is gonna win this election for Marco :cripes:

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:36

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God I hate Ted Cruz's loving smile

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:37

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Who the gently caress is this guy?

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:42

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Abner Cadaver II posted:

After this Marco Rubio is going to fall upon his own Sword of Chang.

I think Christie stole it and ran him through with it

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:43

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Ted Cruz is getting most tepid applause

Fitting, considering he's a tepid poo poo

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:45

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Epic High Five posted:

What the gently caress did Trump even just say?

Not even Donald knows

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:46

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Already potentially capable of reaching the US

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:46

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 15:06

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Wheeee posted:

Guys

I don't think Rubio is going to win the nomination

At this point I don't know what the gently caress is gonna happen

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 02:47

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