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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
My goal is to forget everything that happened this debate as soon as it is over.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Bullshit, Carly's obviously been cheating on him with a HP printer. Dinner and a movie? More like troubleshooting and printing.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
ahaha this intro

"this time, the frontrunner is here"

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
my only wish for this debate is that they destroy each other

or carson attacks cruz with a scapel

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
oh god it's going to be an hour of commentary before it starts at 9:00 isn't it

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

a cop posted:

Omfg this WWF backstage camera watching Trump approach with Ivanka

rubio listening to his pre-debate EDM

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Cruz loves Plants vs Zombies.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
this is already the weirdest debate

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Trump yells into a mirror for 15 minutes straight for his pre-debate warmup.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

mannerup posted:

Kasich didn't even get a picture :(

who

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
what is this loving thing

mccain and graham

oh my god

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
christie is wobbling out as we speak



ben carson start loving walking

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
CARSON IS JAMMED

ABORT ABORT

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
what are you doing ben

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
what the hell is happening

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
BEST DEBATE

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
carson was caught by the camera like deer in headlights

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

WampaLord posted:

I am legit crying with laughter.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

SpRahl posted:

please someone tell me what the gently caress happened

imagine a paper jam, except with ben carson

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
it's legitimately hard to listen to the actual debate after that clusterfuck

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
RADICAL




ISLAMIC



TERRORISM

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Shageletic posted:

Just joined in with this shitshow. I think I missed something momentous at the beginning. What was it you nerds.

They were introducing the candidates as they went out, but Carson decided to just stand there acting confused as everyone filed past him. The production assistant in the back was visibly shooing him away.

Then they realized they forgot Kaisch.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Epic High Five posted:

IT'S UP TO THE VOTERS TO DETERMINE IF I MEANT WHAT I SAID

I'm not saying he's a fucker, but it's up to the voters to decide

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
go right for his loving throat trump

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
:siren: carsongate :siren:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
nooo what are you doing carson


gently caress him up

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
carson is stealth-making GBS threads on cruz

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
cruz you loving piece of poo poo

blame cnn

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
"I'M SO SORRY BEN, I'M SOOOOO SORRYYYYY" - Ted "Fucker" Cruz

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
CARSON IS CALLING HIM OUT OOOOOOOOH

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
rubio with the stealth-making GBS threads on trump?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
shut the gently caress up Joe Biden is a legend

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Your Republican nominee, gentlemen

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Christie is ripping out rubio's throat

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
the fat man has gained 1% in my eyes

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
rubio is just repeating himself, like 5 minutes after he said it

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
rubio.exe has stopped working

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
GO CHRISTIE GO


i never thought i would say these words

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
CHRISTIE'S GONNA EAT HIM

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
RUBIO.EXE IS IN A LOOP


A LEGITIMATE LOOP

OH MY GOD

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