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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Good thing Marco is used to bloated old conservatives coming for him

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Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
I watch the debates stoned because it becomes a Cronenberg-esque body horror with Carson providing some relaxing digressions

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

The Real Paddy posted:

I wonder to what Marco is listening?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SezoGW_z9w0

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Fireside Nut posted:

Wtf was Carson saying about lighting advice on fire?

I thought it was code for smoking a joint

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Isn't shilling for Rubio so hard just mucking up the expectations game even more?

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Is Cruz sending out message in Morse Code?

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Mr Jaunts posted:

I think the rumors of Trump actually preparing for this debate may have been true

Trump's the sort of guy who would prep for a debate out of sheer spite

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Seeing some serious sweat on Rubio's forehead

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Holy poo poo...

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
That was a nice little swipe at Rubio

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Starting to think Trump did actually do some prep work

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

My Imaginary GF posted:

Rubio misunderstood when his staff told him to stump Trump tonight

Programmer set the Boolean wrong

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
They must be panicking in Rubiobot Control Center

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Did Trump promise Christie Attorney-General?

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Trump trying out "presidential" tonight to tepid results

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

mannerup posted:

lmao this crowd has broken and doesn't know what to clap for

They're in shock after seeing a little kid get spanked on stage

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
"Some many people, well not Chris, have hit me on this"

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Did Trump just stump himself?

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

BeOSPOS posted:

so whose winner the debate?

The viewer

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
"What Conservatism Is" by Marcp Rubio, Age 5

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
lolol praising Kasich.

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
They're rebooting him now

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Starting to think Christie stole chang from Rubio

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
These CanCon-mandated parts really suck

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
The guy booed four times got applause for bringing back torture?

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
"Mr. Trump, you wrote The Art of the Deal. Are deals bad?"

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
No one cares about trains and amendments Jeb!!

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
This primary is leading the candidates to insanity Lovecraft-style

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Like I'm gonna believe anything a filthy Canuck says

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Motherboy is doing a lot better after getting some Barbara Time in

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

paranoid randroid posted:

little mosques..... gently caress me its been right there in front of us all along

Someone tell Trump we figured out what's going on!

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Did someone cough during the gay marriage answer?

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Jerusalem posted:

Oh my God a lightning round involving Ben Carson :aaa:

Quiet storm

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Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Rubio must be doing a keg stand with the water cooler

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