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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Vodka w/ frozen strawberries instead of ice.

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

sharkbomb posted:

Something I'm NOT looking forward: listening to Rubio's god drat stump speech every time he is attacked, which will probably happen a lot tonight.

Everyone's saying this but how do you even attack rubio? Right now shares of 'Rubio getting the most speaking time' are selling for 40c a share (you get a dollar if it happens) and it seems so tempting but I could definitely see Trump going at Cruz a bunch instead.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

oystertoadfish posted:

but seriously is candiate a joke or do we just not deserve a correctly spelled forum

Who gives a poo poo..?

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Vile posted:

I actually think he looks fine bald



Strong. Tough. This guy WILL nuke you.

Hank!?

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

The gimmick accounts are cool in theory but most of them are totally off. Real Donald, for instance, fully supports state dinners and in fact wants to build a new wing of the White House precisely to have more extravagant ones. Poster Donald riffed on them being useless and a waste.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Vile posted:

I'm pretty sure Donald trump says the exact opposite of things that he's said before on a consistent basis and most of that gimmick account looks like copy paste so I think it might be real

Donald does not flip flop. He evolves.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Vile posted:

btw Xcom2 is a whole lot of fun and it pains me to pull away from it on launch weekend for the debate but I know it's my civic duty to get drunk and cheer when I see rubies nbloody corpse thrown to the crowd

It's a good way to lead-in to the debate imo.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

Room temperature vodka from a paper Dixie cup.

:hf:

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Prorat posted:

Anyone have a stream link?

http://abcnews.go.com/Live

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Imagine those green rooms right now. Imagine the difference between the caliber of smalltalk between Trump and his makeup person, Rubio and his makeup person, and Cruz and his makeup person. Or hell, any of the candidates and their makeup people. I wish we could get a split cam of all the makeup rooms.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Thump! posted:

:siren:OH GOD THE NORTH KOREANS FIRED A MISSILE!!!!!:siren:

:nallears:

This is good for Trump.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

skaboomizzy posted:

Oh Christ, is this debate seriously going to be three hours long?

Yesss

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

DRINK!!!!!

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

gently caress Ted Cruz' stupid loving face.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Omfg this WWF backstage camera watching Trump approach with Ivanka

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

These are literally an exact recreation of WWE backstage approach cams hahahah

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

oystertoadfish posted:

so this isnt starting until the half hour mark then? is that what yallre sayin

They projected 15 after the hour in the stuff I saw.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Holy poo poo this bit.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Joementum posted:

According to the countdown clock, this will start at 8:18pm for ~*~reasons~*~

You're a good man, Joe.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Bingo cards? Sorry ABC, I've got loving cold hard cash on this poo poo.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Wtf was that Graham McCain bit?

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

LET'S GO TRUMP! GET THE MOST SPEAKING TIME! LET'S GO VODKA!

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014


Yeah but like was that filmed specifically for this or was it from something else? It was really good tbh.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Lol carson taking a little power nap immediately prior to walking out.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Haahahahahaha omgwtf"GO BEN GO! BEN!! GET OUT THERE!!!"

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

omg omg omgomgomgomg omg omg

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Jesus christ almighty good lord in heaven lmfao

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

WTF IS GOING ON

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha omg

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

i cant even loving what the gently caress

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

RIP JON STEWART'S DAILY SHOW

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

That opening was definitely a "DOWN TWO DRINKS".

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

SpRahl posted:

please someone tell me what the gently caress happened

A ridiculous traffic jam of candidates as they were called out to the stage with Carson just standing there as other candidates walked passed him and a stage manager peaking their head around the curtain saying "GO GO GO" and hten Trump staying when he went out so he could be the last one to approach the stage and it was just insanity.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Fuuuuck Trump is too succinct. Come on man, drag out that speaking time!

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

gently caress YOU CRUZ! gently caress YOUR FACE! SUCK MY rear end!!

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Ughhhhh Cruz is gonna get the most speaking time.I knew I should've bought Cruz...

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Ted Cruz: "Sorry"
Carson: gently caress you

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Ok yeah I'm loving this Rubio assfucking.

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

BUSH IS GOING ROGUE!!!!

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