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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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Joementum
May 23, 2004

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LIVE STREAMS

http://abcnews.go.com/ will not require a cable subscription.

In case the official one doesn't work for whatever reason, these :yarr: ones did last time:

http://www.livenewschat.eu/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/
http://www.hulkusc.com/

IRC

https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=EU.synirc.net%3A%2B7001&channel=%23Poligoon

LOGISTICS

Venue: St. Anselm's College Institute of Politics, Manchester, N.H.
Moderators: David Muir and Martha Raddatz with WMUR political director Josh McElveen and conservative journalist Mary Katharine Ham
Sponsors: ABC, Independent Journal Review, and WMUR

THE CONTENDERS

THE KIDDIE TABLE

There is no undercard debate tonight. Carly Fiorina and Jim Gilmore did not qualify.

8pm THE DONALD and other people, who cares

With their greatest political achievement.


Claims to be Constitutionally Eligible


Senator from Calgary


Men's Footwear Model


Egyptologist


Mother! Oh God, mother! Blood! Blood!


Governor of Ohio


Governor of New Jersey

Joementum has issued a correction as of 20:03 on Feb 6, 2016

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

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rear end cobra posted:

They're still bad.

Extremely wrong.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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https://twitter.com/DWStweets/status/696098196871888896

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/696120800898916353

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Ahh network TV ads letting me know all the different ways prescription drugs will kill me.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Dude just gave up on the last puzzle in Wheel. He's caught the Jeb!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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skaboomizzy posted:

Oh Christ, is this debate seriously going to be three hours long?

They're going to bookend it with two half hours of pundits.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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"The debate is just minutes away." But how many minutes, George? Hmmmmm?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Her job is taking pictures of sunrises? That's a job?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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oystertoadfish posted:

so this isnt starting until the half hour mark then? is that what yallre sayin

It's what ABC did last time, but who knows.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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I'm getting some great tips on mattress and dryer sales, so there's that.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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According to the countdown clock, this will start at 8:18pm for ~*~reasons~*~

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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https://twitter.com/monkeycageblog/status/696139164039979008

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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My Imaginary GF posted:

yo Joementum

How's the red arrow diner?

get the mug of maple bacon

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/696140273550807040

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Uhh, Ben Carson is just not going on stage for some reason.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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"Can I introduce Kasich?"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/696140660177555456

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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"We have to have a temporary something."

Strong words.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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https://twitter.com/JGreenDC/status/696141379962060801

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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"People back down with Trump. And that's what I like."

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Today is also Aaron Burr's birthday, in case anyone wants to shoot someone.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/696142840859127810

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Can we get the timeline on Ben's laundry? Did he also wash sheets? Was dry cleaning involved?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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This was Rubio's big test tonight and he did... OK. Should have pushed back harder on Christie.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Unbelievable that he went back to the stump speech well on the second round.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Joementum posted:

Today is also Aaron Burr's birthday, in case anyone wants to shoot someone.

Christie honored Aaron's legacy.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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https://twitter.com/frankthorpNBC/status/696145873789677568

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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THE EMP ATTACK IS BACK :getin:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Will the gold standard protect us from EMP attacks?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Logikv9 posted:

I'm too busy campaigning to do my job!" - Ted Cruz?

He basically admitted that he's confident in the Obama administration responding to this.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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The scary thing is that Trump is actually right about how to deal with North Korea.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Oh good, we're still pretending that anyone cared about that 18 hour Iranian hostage "crisis".

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Can we get back to Christie clowning on Marco? That was fun.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Christie is so much better at destroying Rubio than Jeb! was.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Rubio learned his lesson and didn't mention Christie in his response.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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People laughing at Trump for saying he's going to repeal Obamacare and replace it with "something great".


Except that's been the official position of the Republican party for six years now.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Remember in 2012 when there were cheers at a Republican debate for letting people without insurance die?


I do.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PepQF7G-It0

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

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Once again, Trump is actually correct.

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