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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Gin & Tonic.

I'm in Europe so I might not make it all the way.

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Chug your drink every time Rubio goes into off-brand inspirational Obama mode

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth


Good luck Donald Trump

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

zeal posted:

i eagerly await the guac man's final stand

Last stand as in Hitler in the bunker, which I guess it technically was.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Is being on a real network but on a Saturday night going to help or hurt ratings for this tremendous shitshow?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Oiled and Ready posted:

I hope Trump shaves his head for this one. Dude should realize it's time to reinvigorate his brand.

And like with New Coke, he realizes his mistake and re-glues a dead guinea pig up there shortly afterwards

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Vile posted:

I actually think he looks fine bald



Strong. Tough. This guy WILL nuke you.

I'm sure new coke tasted alright, and Hitler looked fine without the moustache, but it's all about the brand

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
On second thought, it'd be bald Britney x1000, nobody would give a poo poo about Marco Rubio for three weeks, and barring a lumpy misshapen skull he'd look a lot better, so I think you are right Oiled and Ready.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Vile posted:

German-American historian Konrad Jarausch has argued that Mussolini was responsible for an integrated suite of political innovations that made fascism a powerful force in Europe. First, he went beyond the vague promise of future national renewal, and proved the movement could actually seize power and operate a comprehensive government in a major country along fascist lines. Second, the movement claimed to represent the entire national community, not a fragment such as the working class or the aristocracy. He made a significant effort to include the previously alienated Catholic element. He defined public roles for the main sectors of the business community rather than allowing it to operate backstage. Third, he developed a cult of one-man leadership that focused media attention and national debate on his own personality. As a former journalist, Mussolini proved highly adept at exploiting all forms of mass media, including such new forms as motion pictures and radio.

:psyduck:

He did make Italy kind of great again for a little while.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I like the New Hampshire zip-up sweater with shirt and tie underneath look, and I would love to see Chris Christie try to pull it off

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Does anybody not add the candidate gimmick accounts to their ignore list at first sight?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Baloogan posted:

no one cares about who you ignore

They're still bad.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Joementum posted:

Extremely wrong.

Just as you can't channel schizophrenia, there's no authentic way to emulate the unique voice of Donald J Trump.

ass cobra has issued a correction as of 00:28 on Feb 7, 2016

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Boosted being that old Chris Christe account was pretty funny though.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Vile posted:

Who said republicans are boring

Nobody after 1996

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
"Coverage starts at 8pm" so we're still probably at least a couple of hours away?

I'm dead.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

In a field that includes Ted Cruz she really is the worst.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Not a good handlebar moustache on abc guy right now.

e: ok it's a sort of a donut. Very Bad

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I like it a lot better when the shithead cable news networks host these things

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Oiled and Ready posted:

How long is this shitshow gonna last

I need to know how to pace my Wild Turkey pulls

Somebody said three hours, but probably two and a half.

So two and a half liters.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
This ABC girl is pretty cute

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Sparkling rosé wine.

Last resort.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
My guess for first question is Cruz on Carson.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Bro's bringing over rum.

It's not going to end well, but I talk too much about tonight's debate

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Could America become Great Again?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
They'll start it on the hour???

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I love you america

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Yeah "coverage starts" gently caress you

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

blue squares posted:

this debate will be pivotoval

:agreed: i hope

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I hope Ted Cruz literally dies on stage tonight.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
US network television is the worst of everything

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Mr. World posted:

Blood for the Blood God. Whatever is left for the Whatever is left God. :unsmigghh:

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
It will start 9-ish

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
As a scandinavian I'd nuke Denmark as well.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Ted Cruz.

Lol

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Ted Cruz

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I like this fat gently caress

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I like this debate

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
This is so fantastic

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
This weird haired guy I like

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