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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Theres another debate? Wasn't there just one yesterday?

I'm getting debate fatigue over here

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
yo Joementum

How's the red arrow diner?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

get the mug of maple bacon

i dont eat bacon

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
they forgot kasich

lol

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Trump's gonna do it harder make it stronger

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
god I hope this turns into 3 hours of attacking Ted Cruz

So much bipartisan support for that

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Didn't Rubio just say this?

Marco Rubio, more like Marco Repeat.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
haha

Marco Repeat just can't handle the $6 footlong

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Rubio misunderstood when his staff told him to stump Trump tonight

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

Oh good, we're still pretending that anyone cared about that 18 hour Iranian hostage "crisis".

You know who else didn't care?

Barack.

Hussein.

Obama.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Needs More Ditka posted:

i'm curious why the republican establishment went to Rubio instead of backing Christie in the 1st place. from a non-policy standpoint, he's basically Trump except not Trump

The establishment has had a difficult time bridging Christie's polling gap.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Here's the solution to immigration: Amnesty, with a felony conviction preventing those individuals from ever voting.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

People laughing at Trump for saying he's going to repeal Obamacare and replace it with "something great".


Except that's been the official position of the Republican party for six years now.

Trump's mistake is that his vision for "something great" prevents individuals from dying on the street.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Jerusalem posted:

Please please please sweet baby Jesus let even hardcore Republican voters have realized that Obamacare is a good thing (or at least a step in the right direction) and not want to remove it. :pray:

Obamacare would be great if it didn't have such a muslim name.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Tatum Girlparts posted:

What even is this plan

529 plans, but for healthcare

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Nagato posted:

Each family becomes its own insurance company?

Wwwwhhhhhh

that means providers can offer their own insurance plans for their provider networks

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

Once again, Trump is actually correct.

Donald Trump has more correct views than Bernie Sanders.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

zakkro posted:

Ah, ok, I get it now. Trump will just make it so that streets people die on aren't a part of America, thus he'll keep his campaign promise.

Donald Trump will force you to get prescription drugs from Canada.

How horrid for the pharmaceuticals.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Looks like Jeb had a snickers before the debate.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

RocktheCaulk posted:

Donald Trump to room of college students "YOURE ALL IN BED WITH THE INSURANCE COMPANIES"

"NOW ALL THE MEN OUT AND WOMEN STAY IN BED"

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Kobayashi posted:

Aside from the Muslim death camps and inevitable nuclear winter, Trump would probably be the most technocratic government functionary of anyone on the stage.

There's only one muslim death camp in the world, and that's Iran. A Trump administration would end the muslim death camp if they refuse to negotiate with Trump.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Mr Jaunts posted:

So wait, was Trump right on Keystone being a private use?

Keystone Pipeline provides private jobs while also falling under public use of infrastructure.

Public use can provide private jobs. Trump knows this; Jeb!'s only experience with pipelines involves how UFC transports gatoraid.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Goetta posted:

The US government isn't selling that oil

Nobody's selling that oil, especially not USG.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

Kasich doing what he always does: pretend he's the only person in the room.

The other candidates are happy to let him do it.

Why not? He's the perfect VP candidate: Battleground state, uninspiring, and knows his place.

He's the Joe Biden of the Republican party.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Yoshifan823 posted:

Joe Biden is inspiring as poo poo, you rear end in a top hat.

If Biden were better than Kasich, he'd be running for President.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Solution: Treat foreign nations with lower tax rates than America less kindly

Furthermore, Belgium delenda est

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Pen Expers posted:

ENDLESS WAR

It's not endless if you eliminate all terrorists.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
A note for Cruz: Jihadi U is an online-only university.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Jerusalem posted:

NOT saturation bombing the Middle East is immoral.

NOT shutting down internet access to ISIL is immoral.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Boy, Marco Repeat sure sounds like Bernie Sanders right now

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Yudo posted:

half of iraq are shia

All of Iraq does not exist any more.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

If we bomb the oil, how are we going to take the oil?

Silly question, I know.

Like a good Roman to barbarians coming to pay tribute, they will give it to us or else we will kill them.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Bizarro Kanyon posted:

Are they using "arab" as a catch all for middle eastern allies?

They use "arab" as a catch all for the folk who should be dying in fighting in the mideast.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

Libya has more oil than Iraq and ISIS is gonna use it to invade Italy.

Thanks, Ben.

ISIL is a Cartheginian revival

Cathago delenda est

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Donald Trump: Defender of the Christian faith

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Ted Cruz seems like he has the personality of a 12-year nerd who thinks he knows everything.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

Interesting that Christie mentions a 16 year old girl in a Florida lockup.

cc: Jeb!

what, did jeb!'s daughter get out of jail free?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Grey Fox posted:

Heroin-Addicted Drug Girl was one of Frank Miller's less-popular characters.

Heroin-Addicted Drug Girl would perform as well as Ben Carson in this debate

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Ben Carson's understanding of foreign policy: Brought to you by Michael Bay

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
An ad for RINO-shield during the Republican debate.

Hmmmm.

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