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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Thump! posted:

Hey, Marco throws out his first not poo poo opinion and then immediately TURNS IT INTO loving poo poo

Yeah that's pretty much been the story of the night for ol' Marco.

Anyone who thought he was a serious threat as a candidate should be forced to watch his performance on a loop until the convention. He's wooden, stilted, he is completely unable to speak extemporaneously, and his reliance on talking points would make Sarah Palin blush.

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
I HAVE THE SUPPORT OF GENERALS AND ADMIRALS AND 12 MEDAL OF HONOR RECIPIENTS

And those are the only people that will vote for you, Jebbo.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

CarlCX posted:

when in history have we gutted the military budget

Not spending 100x all our allies combined on defense = gutting the military, at least in Republican World.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

oystertoadfish posted:

the best thing about these things is that the actual target audience never agrees with what we think

rubio is finishing second in this debate! the 3-2-1 strategy lives!

(probably it's a tiny sample size meaningless poll but maybe they really do think rubio was good here!)

All it will mean is that he'll get gutted as the nominee against Hillary/Bernie.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
And with that Kasich beats his Fruit Ninja high score

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
A love member

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Tigntink posted:

What the gently caress is a Love MEMBER?

Ted has that tattooed on his dong

E: James Bergdahl? I thought his name was Bowe Bergdahl.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Ted Cruz/Mr. Bananagrabber 2016

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

BGrifter posted:

Was a reference to this.



And now I seem to have put my fist through my monitor

E: Oh yay! Gay marriage!

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
What the gently caress Rubio you loving nutbird

How do you abort a baby on the day it's born

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Yeah, Jeb, we remember how you kept Terri Schiavo alive despite the fact that her brain was soup.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Christ no one on that stage is sweating like Rubio

He looks like he's losing weight

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
WE DEFUNDED PLANNED PARENTHOOD BECAUSE THEY SELL BODY PARTS

never mind that that literally didn't happen

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Joementum posted:

Yeah, I think you guys are missing just how big a deal it is that Marco said women have the right to make decisions about their bodies, no matter when else he said following that.

Yeah, you know, unless they make the wrong decision, of course.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Ben made a funny!

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Rubio got his poo poo kicked in tonight. The heat faded off him after that first hour, but he didn't do anything to make himself look good.

He either drops in the polls or stays where he is, but he gains no support from this. It will embolden Trump and Cruz and make people think Christie and Kasich are viable alternatives. Hell, JEB loving dunked on him tonight.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

OldSenileGuy posted:

Christie really doesn't like saying his state's name out loud

It makes him wheeze, pronouncing that J.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Actually this is pretty funny.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Hollismason posted:

I stopped watching who won?

Judging by what everyone was saying, Barack Obama. He's either too incompetent to be evil or too evil to be incompetent, I don't know yet.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
When reached for comment about tonight's debate, this was the Clinton campaign's only response:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FASGKgRiihw

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Prof. Lurker posted:

Is Luntz's "focus group" saying Rubio won this?

Luntz's focus groups literally say whatever Luntz wants them to.

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Shakugan posted:

Oh poo poo! Rubio is a sinking ship! EVERYONE JOHN KASICH IS AMAZING!!!! SO AMAZING YOU GUYS!!!

Please god let this happen because it will cause maximum chaos, especially if some of Rubio's voters choose Christie too.

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