The official byob I'm pooing during the superbowl thread.

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drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Were you watching the superbowl? Are you now pooing? Then post about it in this thread.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 03:32

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 01:58

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpV4jla-_Kc

# ? Feb 8, 2016 03:42

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

i just pooped during the superbowl as well.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 03:49

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R1WPK3u8II

# ? Feb 8, 2016 03:51

Negi Springfield

I'm pretending that I am on the subway since I have no need to poo. My neighbor will not stop pooing though. He's also really staring deeply at my calves. I'm not wearing pants. I left them in my backpack.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 03:52

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

it would be really nice if every subway seat was a toilet so you could poo

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:00

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

the romans did it

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:00

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

Luvcow posted:

it would be really nice if every subway seat was a toilet so you could poo

don't let society's rules hold you back. the world can be your bathroom!

you just have to stand up, drop your pants and claim it!!!

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:02

Negi Springfield

Luvcow posted:

the romans did it

The Romans invented indoor toilets that flushed, but they also used natural sponges for cleaning up. I can't wrap my mind around that one. Most of the time, it's not a problem. If it's a bit squishy or dare I say, runny however...

On the plus side, having a butt that isn't super clean would be good if you ran into a roving gang of Greek immigrants. Those crazy bastards probably wouldn't be deterred even if your joy-hole is a bit crusty. Stupid Greeks.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:03

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

i usually just let it drop out my pant leg but it would be nicer knowing it went into a toilet

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:11

joke_explainer

Negi Springfield posted:

The Romans invented indoor toilets that flushed, but they also used natural sponges for cleaning up. I can't wrap my mind around that one. Most of the time, it's not a problem. If it's a bit squishy or dare I say, runny however...

On the plus side, having a butt that isn't super clean would be good if you ran into a roving gang of Greek immigrants. Those crazy bastards probably wouldn't be deterred even if your joy-hole is a bit crusty. Stupid Greeks.

what the heck? are you implying all greek people are rapists?

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:14

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Negi Springfield posted:

The Romans invented indoor toilets that flushed, but they also used natural sponges for cleaning up. I can't wrap my mind around that one. Most of the time, it's not a problem. If it's a bit squishy or dare I say, runny however...

On the plus side, having a butt that isn't super clean would be good if you ran into a roving gang of Greek immigrants. Those crazy bastards probably wouldn't be deterred even if your joy-hole is a bit crusty. Stupid Greeks.

joke_explainer posted:

what the heck? are you implying all greek people are rapists?

i didn't catch that part

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:16

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

I've pooed on the subway next to many people who i assumed were greek and I've never had a problem

:shrug:

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:16

Negi Springfield

joke_explainer posted:

what the heck? are you implying all greek people are rapists?

Ancient Greece was quite a crazy place, which is accurate to the time period when they used sponges like we use toilet paper. Also, note I didn't say anything about rape per se, just that I wouldn't be consenting to any of it.

The superbowl is a hell of a name for a toilet btw.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:18

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

How many times has Newton been sacked since I last posted?

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# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:18

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

too many

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:20

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

He deserves better than to have the worst line in history.

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# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:22

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

makes me feel better about the patriots line

:drat:

von miller mvp but they'll give it to peyton bc Goodel sucks

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:24

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

at least peyton admits he's gonna get really loving drunk tonight

*product placement for budwieser*

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:25

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Luvcow posted:

von miller mvp but they'll give it to peyton bc Goodel sucks

Actually true

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:26

devil

Negi Springfield posted:

The Romans invented indoor toilets that flushed, but they also used natural sponges for cleaning up. I can't wrap my mind around that one. Most of the time, it's not a problem. If it's a bit squishy or dare I say, runny however...

On the plus side, having a butt that isn't super clean would be good if you ran into a roving gang of Greek immigrants. Those crazy bastards probably wouldn't be deterred even if your joy-hole is a bit crusty. Stupid Greeks.

flushing toilets existed 3,000 years before the romans bud

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:44

dumb crambo: Can't post for 3 years!

Negi Springfield posted:

The Romans invented indoor toilets that flushed, but they also used natural sponges for cleaning up. I can't wrap my mind around that one. Most of the time, it's not a problem. If it's a bit squishy or dare I say, runny however...

On the plus side, having a butt that isn't super clean would be good if you ran into a roving gang of Greek immigrants. Those crazy bastards probably wouldn't be deterred even if your joy-hole is a bit crusty. Stupid Greeks.

the woke guy with the anime name and avatar

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:45