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Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Asterios posted:

Here's what SOME people who owe me favors for hushing up horrific crimes say:



I hope these aren't finalized because there's errors in two of your testimonial credits

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Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
holy poo poo do you actually give money to a guy who...parodies maddox?...as well as whatever the gently caress this is???

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
Further advice: if you really, genuinely want to do tombstone and boat articles, then consider dedicating some actual, serious time to both figuring out how to integrate text and images with your source stock photos, and to actually putting together your joke images. They look like they were slapped together in MS Paint in twenty minutes and that's probably a big factor on why people poo poo on it.

And maybe consider how to elevate your punchlines while you're at it? Ten variations on "heh, creeps own boats" or "burlesque dancers crave attention" are boring and unfunny, while "bring back Tony Shalhoub" on the sails of an expensive yacht is a weird, funny non sequitur that works for this site.

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