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Defiance
Jan 1, 2008

by Deplorable exmarx
You motherfuckers. You ungrateful bastards. You're lucky Asterios ever bothers to poo poo out these terrible weekly articles. He was a loving intern at The Onion, okay? He wrote a goddamn book for gently caress's sake. And you bitches have the audacity to sit here and criticize him for being an unfunny, self-promotional, hack of a loser that can barely put together a 200-word feature without tripping all over his own stupid dick?

Well look in the loving mirror, okay guys??

Keep up the good work, Asterios.

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Defiance
Jan 1, 2008

by Deplorable exmarx
I spotted two typos. Crystaline and This it the Train train.

Sorry about the minor but aggravating flaws enshrined forever in your book, sort of.

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