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Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
Let's try this again.

This is the place to talk about politics and general news happening in the US. It is not for talking about the primaries.

Maybe if Cosmo is nice, I can copy some stuff from their op later.

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Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
Can I talk about who is legally allowed to be president?

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July
I'm reserving judgment until we can demonstrate that primary slap fights can actually stay out of this thread. I'm not yet convinced.

That said,

Police are pissed about Beyonce's Super Bowl show.

There's another security breach of government employee personal information

And as mentioned just before the thread was moved:

The Chicago cop who shot the mentally ill teenager and unrelated grandma is suing the teen's estate for emotional damages.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
reposting in the hopes it can get more discussion, the US water system is in deep, poo poo with multiple cities having Flint-level badness in their pipes.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/09/us/regulatory-gaps-leave-unsafe-lead-levels-in-water-nationwide.html

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

On the Chicago cop suing, is it possible for a judge to throw it out?

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.
Obama's new budget drops tomorrow, and he's got a neat idea for helping with unemployment. It's obvs DOA, but: https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2016/01/16/fact-sheet-improving-economic-security-strengthening-and-modernizing

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



quote:

The group's president, Laramie County, Wyo., Sheriff Danny Glick, was happy that his fave team, the Denver Broncos and Peyton "The Sheriff" Manning won, but the group called on the NFL to choose less controversial half time entertainment in the future.
NWA comes out with a new smash single "Hug the Police", followed by Ice T's return to music with "Cop Tickler".

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Jesus Christ, what a bunch of whiny babies.

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
EDIT: what the gently caress, I posted once and it disappeared, and now there's two of them

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of whiny babies.

Turns out that people who have chosen a profession specifically because of the authority and respect it demands have a massive inferiority complex and small genitalia (probably).

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

The real question remains: does an exceptionally thick batter qualify a food as a form of dumpling?

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Business Gorillas posted:

Turns out that people who have chosen a profession specifically because of the authority and respect it demands have a massive inferiority complex and small genitalia (probably).

Now now. I am sure their dick sizes aren't related.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Scrub-Niggurath posted:

The real question remains: does an exceptionally thick batter qualify a food as a form of dumpling?
If you apply that then fried chicken suddenly becomes a dumpling.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Cops are such babies.

The Maroon Hawk
May 10, 2008


gently caress this gay earth.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i'm pretty sure there is a negative correlation between constantly offended by everything and the size of your dilz

furthermore, in my psych 101 class,

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Business Gorillas posted:

i'm pretty sure there is a negative correlation between constantly offended by everything and the size of your dilz

furthermore, in my psych 101 class,

I feel like there is almost certainly a master's thesis out there that talks about this.

Radbot
Aug 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
It may be a coincidence that the vast majority of people who take Viagra are Republicans, but it still makes me happy to think about it.

Too Shy Guy
Jun 14, 2003


I have destroyed more of your kind than I can count.



ComradeCosmobot posted:

url=http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-35519757]The Chicago cop who shot the mentally ill teenager and unrelated grandma is suing the teen's estate for emotional damages.[/url]

Please someone tell me there's no actual precedence for suits like this succeeding.

Lie to me if you have to.

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Radbot posted:

It may be a coincidence that the vast majority of people who take Viagra are Republicans, but it still makes me happy to think about it.

Well, they are old white men,

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Zombie Samurai posted:

Please someone tell me there's no actual precedence for suits like this succeeding.

Lie to me if you have to.
I'm not going to lie, there are.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Zombie Samurai posted:

Please someone tell me there's no actual precedence for suits like this succeeding.

Lie to me if you have to.

Don't look up what happened to the cop who pepper sprayed all those students because they were doing a sit in.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Zombie Samurai posted:

Please someone tell me there's no actual precedence for suits like this succeeding.

Lie to me if you have to.

The judge will toss it, he's just trying to bully the family and get his story out.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

axeil posted:

reposting in the hopes it can get more discussion, the US water system is in deep, poo poo with multiple cities having Flint-level badness in their pipes.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/09/us/regulatory-gaps-leave-unsafe-lead-levels-in-water-nationwide.html

Obviously we need to privatize the entire water infrastructure of the nation. Duh. In fact just privatize every single infrastructure in the nation.

For reals though my dad works for a water company and yeah, we're turbo-hosed as a nation. Infrastructure spending has been 'cutting the fat' in the name of fiscal austerity for so long we're long, long past muscle or bone to continue the metaphor.

His explanation was that budgets are so tight that it's basically devolving into the same trap that quarterly capitalism falls into. Sure we can rip up and replace the lead pipes for this entire neighborhood, and let's say as an example it will cost 10 dollars for a system that would last ten years as the replacement, or 1 dollar per year. We don't though because if we ignore it as long as possible the cost is 0. Costing 0 is great, let's do that! When poo poo totally breaks and we're absolutely forced to do something with no other choice let's use this other, lovely patching technique that lasts two years and costs 3 dollars. Look at how much money we saved this year! After all 3 is less than 10! Then a decade from now when we've done that poo poo patch job five times we've ended up paying 15 dollars. Now do that at every step of the process, in every way for every piece of infrastructure. You're left with loving ancient pipes that are in complete poo poo condition with one-off patch jobs across the entire network and welp, we need to cut the budget again. How can we save money this year?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Zombie Samurai posted:

Please someone tell me there's no actual precedence for suits like this succeeding.

Lie to me if you have to.

Pepper spray cop.


I read an article about the issue and it seems like a pretty standard countersuit to a civil claim, but also gently caress that cop

Too Shy Guy
Jun 14, 2003


I have destroyed more of your kind than I can count.



I think what really depresses me is that it makes me think of that scene in Brazil where the government mistakenly kidnaps and tortures a man to death, and then quietly issues a refund to the widow for the charges incurred.

Turns out the real world might not even be nice enough to do that.

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

SumYungGui posted:

Obviously we need to privatize the entire water infrastructure of the nation. Duh. In fact just privatize every single infrastructure in the nation.

Incidentally, last week Chris Christie signed a law that eliminates the need for NJ towns to put the sale of water systems to a public vote, making it easier to do just that.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

Obama's new budget drops tomorrow, and he's got a neat idea for helping with unemployment. It's obvs DOA, but: https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2016/01/16/fact-sheet-improving-economic-security-strengthening-and-modernizing

Americaworks?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Zombie Samurai posted:

I think what really depresses me is that it makes me think of that scene in Brazil where the government mistakenly kidnaps and tortures a man to death, and then quietly issues a refund to the widow for the charges incurred.

Turns out the real world might not even be nice enough to do that.

I found over the years that real life if often more comically evil/incompetent. Speaking of Brazil , the Zika virus. Obama is asking Congress for some money to fight it and stuff.

I wonder what kind of excuses/sound bites the Congress will give Obama and his reasonable request because their playbook is always "anti Obama"

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

axeil posted:

Americaworks?

Wage Insurance

RuanGacho
Jun 20, 2002

"You're gunna break it!"

SumYungGui posted:

Obviously we need to privatize the entire water infrastructure of the nation. Duh. In fact just privatize every single infrastructure in the nation.

For reals though my dad works for a water company and yeah, we're turbo-hosed as a nation. Infrastructure spending has been 'cutting the fat' in the name of fiscal austerity for so long we're long, long past muscle or bone to continue the metaphor.

Now do that at every step of the process, in every way for every piece of infrastructure. You're left with loving ancient pipes that are in complete poo poo condition with one-off patch jobs across the entire network and welp, we need to cut the budget again. How can we save money this year?

America is still great and has every opportunity to remain great if we act now.

But if we rebuff our legacy of the silent generation and fail to refresh our infrastructure the lesson the world will take from us for the rest of human history will be hubris in capitalism is the surest way to crumble an empire.

If we wait until its causing us economic damage, systemically, it will be too late.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

This is incredibly stupid and hosed up.

:argh::hf::cop: "Hey, we're not racist! We're gonna protest this by turning our backs on this literally and metaphorically! You can't expect us to serve the community and criticize us at the same time!"

Okay, so tell me what kind of reforms you're making to make sure your fellow officers aren't as discriminatory towards the black community to lessen persecution.

Oh? You're not? You're just upset at being told you don't have carte blanche to poo poo on black people whenever you feel like it?

Well then.

e: Just to reiterate, police are :qq:'ing over black people having the NERVE to tell them to stop killing black people indiscriminately.

Yeah, gently caress the po-lice.

Teriyaki Koinku fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Feb 8, 2016

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Apparently Rudy Giuliani stuck his head up for a second to whine about the same thing, and will be promptly ignored

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


cops are authoritarian thugs and cop unions should be broken like a loving twig. all the cops involved in that story should be fired on the spot. gently caress em

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


RuanGacho posted:

America is still great and has every opportunity to remain great if we act now.

But if we rebuff our legacy of the silent generation and fail to refresh our infrastructure the lesson the world will take from us for the rest of human history will be hubris in capitalism is the surest way to crumble an empire.

If we wait until its causing us economic damage, systemically, it will be too late.
The lesson learned will be that infrastructure cannot be centralized with such a geographic scale as the US so everything should be privatized within the various municipalities.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

icantfindaname posted:

cops are authoritarian thugs and cop unions should be broken like a loving twig. all the cops involved in that story should be fired on the spot. gently caress em

This but unironically

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

I don't even understand the objection to the song unless they just don't want black women to better their condition in life.

Oh.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

hobbesmaster posted:

I don't even understand the objection to the song unless they just don't want black women to better their condition in life.

Oh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOiE0LCu6J0

OniPanda
May 13, 2004

OH GOD BEAR




FlamingLiberal posted:

Apparently Rudy Giuliani stuck his head up for a second to whine about the same thing, and will be promptly ignored

He saw his shadow, six more weeks of 9/11!

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Reminder that as much as everyone hates Ted Cruz, he's still a Republican.

https://twitter.com/DSenFloor/status/696831876959498240

https://twitter.com/DSenFloor/status/696831971004178432

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