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You see a guy helping a girl move out of her appartment in order to get into her pants. You quietly scoff, and hoist your Xerox onto your shoulder, off on a grueling half-mile trek that will leave you with little energy to due what she needs you to do. because you're... ~True Goon~ You walk at the front of the cities gay pride parade, feebly waving a 6 foot flag with a giant dong on it, almost crumbling under the weight. To think that the series of events that lead you to be here at this time, started with some punk goth kids saying that your dad was gay, and you just couldn't resist that faithful answer. You don't want to be here, but you can't say no at this point. You never could. because you're... ~True Goon~
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more like true loon lmao
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ODs on kratom during an online texas holdem game.
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Feb 8, 2016 23:38
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suck my rear end
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you try to convince a homeless man to start the keto diet ~True Goon~
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Loses his poo poo when gets served a well done burger with ketchup on it in a syrian war prison
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You hear a scream from somewhere outside your window. Sounds like somebodies in trouble, and could use the help of a guy with over 6 custom painted, modified nerf mavericks on a gunrack over his desk. You quietly shake your head. Not today, you're afraid. Because what is one life, when weighted against.. the goonswarm. ~True Goon~ Son of Rodney fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Feb 9, 2016 |
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im wanna be a true goon
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Paid my $10 to be a true goon Jk. Some other goon bought me my initial account.
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Feb 9, 2016 00:26
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I bought my account with my mums credit card
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Feedback Agency posted:more like true loon lmao Some say that you're lucky, but you know the truth. Luck is where preparation and opportunity intersect. And today another fresh opportunity has presented itself: A new thread, zero replies. This isn't your first rodeo. You know that time is against you, and if you want that sweet first post, you've got to act fast. No time to be funny, that's not what this is about. A lazy pun and a mash of the Submit Reply button, and victory is yours. ~True Goon~
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you whine that the Coen Bros adaptation of a John Wayne classic cheapens and steps all over the original while failing to acknowledge the film's effect on the popularity of westerns in the modern American movie-going consciousness ~True Grit~
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"youre fired!" ~True Lies~
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I'd consider myself a realist, alright? But in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist... I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself - we are creatures that should not exist by natural law... We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, that accretion of sensory experience and feelings, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody's nobody... I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction - one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal. ~True Goontective~
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gently caress those zika babies ~Too soon~
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Isaac posted:Loses his poo poo when gets served a well done burger with ketchup on it in a syrian war prison
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i hope the third season of True Goon is as good as the first one
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walks down a flight of stairs and laughs so hard your gut rattles like a plainclothes santa claus
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I think I finally figured out what a troon is
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You get other goons to donate money to you so you can send a notebook binder to some scammer halfway across the world, and then have other goons volunteer to sit in his Internet cafe so all the goons can find out his reaction when he gets it. True Goon
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"Live by TFR or die by Hillary Clinton" -John Stark before The Battle of Bennington, 1777.
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You walk into a poolhall and see a sign that says "no smoking". Then your eyes narrow. Written beneath it is "no vaping". You sigh in disgust and walk out, wishing you lived anywhere but this shithole town. ~True Goon~
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Not one, not two, but three goons have empty quoted your post. Today, you almost know what sex feels like. You would anyway of course, but you're a gentleman. ~True Goon~
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Gets high off of chinese internet mystery powders exclusively by inserting them into your rear end. Has never tried doing them any other way. ~True Goon~
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you viciously criticize pictures of women you know you would gently caress in a heart beat if you had any chance to make up for your knowledge that mountain dew and cheeto breath is not an acceptable cologne ~true goon~
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You post a goon meta thread in GBS ~true goon~
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you know the truth ~kyoon~
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You get the kosher salt, not cause it's kosher just cause it's better than that iodized poo poo. ~True Kosher~
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Enfield posted:suck my rear end
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you chopped off your penis and balls so you could feel more like minerva mink from animaniacs ~Troon~
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Huhhhh hey guys pizza lol pizza hey guys pizza pizza lol pizza huhuhuhhhhh pizza hey guys pizza lol pizza lol pizza posting lol pizza uhhhh hey guys kosher lol kosher kosher lol kosher huhhh huhhhh kosher post about things being kosher huhhhhhh lolkosher Actshually, blah blah contrarian opinion blah blah different take on it blah blah circular reasoning blah blah blah six lines of hey I'm smart right guys tell me I'm smart do I sound smart blah blah actshually huhhhh OH GOD PLEASE THINK I'M SMART huhhh actshually ~true goon~
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Tujague posted:Huhhhh hey guys pizza lol pizza hey guys pizza pizza lol pizza huhuhuhhhhh pizza hey guys pizza lol pizza lol pizza posting lol pizza You're currently one of the worst posters SA has. Goons have been instructed to report you if they see you being an unfunny bitch in GBS. You've never said or done anything worthwhile and should probably kill yourself with a hammer. PS: You're gay. You're also autistic enough to regularly play warhammer and mechwarrior.  ~True Goon~
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*page breaking john galt full speech as single line of text* *three dudes with huge monitors are stoked it's actually useful for once*
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I ordered pizza and now the driver is just sitting in his car out in the driveway. He's not getting out, it's as if he's confused whether or not he's got the right house. It's been like five minutes now, I should have opened the door to talk to him but so much time has gone by that it would just be too painfully awkward. He left, whew. ~true goon~
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Feb 9, 2016 19:56
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Man Jeff foxworthy is really grasping for straws nowadays
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today is taco tuesday. i an going to order a metric shitton of tacos at del taco and then order 2 large diet cokes so the drive thru dude thinks its for more than one person. he'll ask me if i want a drink tray. he knows. i know. ~TrU Goön420~ ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Feb 9, 2016 |
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I guess this is mandatory.
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what's that? you see a clue? where? ...oh look! It's a clue! c'mon kids, let's go find the other two! ~true blue's clues~
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