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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > [Mini CYOA] The many deaths of Knockers McPawg: Grave Robber
 
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Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
>enable even lower graphics mode

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Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
>clap buttcheeks against tomb door

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Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
>enter tomb

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Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
>adjust gamma

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Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
>say "peas open the door"

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Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
>look for clues

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Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Microwaves Mom posted:

>shoot it in the legs and leave it to suffer for all eternity.


VendaGoat posted:

>Equip Camera
>Do a Sexy calendar photo shoot.
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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > [Mini CYOA] The many deaths of Knockers McPawg: Grave Robber