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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
>Fart on the skull totem.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Applewhite posted:


You check your inventory. You're carrying your trusty Desert Eagles which never run out of ammo and one Choco Bar stashed safely between your voluminous buttcheeks.

:ohdear: It's gonna melt!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
>Twerk the door open

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
>~

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
>Cushion fall by landing on you capacious rear end.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I swear my r key does work.

>Bounce from pillowy rear end to pneumatic boobs.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

CaptainSarcastic posted:

> get butt-star for use as a shuriken

>Do a cartwheel right.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

:jackbud: I just can't control my male urges!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I'm honestly at a loss as to what to do next.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Outrail posted:

This your first rodeo?

>pick up edge of orange portal

No.....no. Just stunned into a deference, at the thought of an infinite fecal cascade.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Love the double bird.

>Look for a safe place to land on the next level, do a forward roll to soften the momentum.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Applewhite posted:

Concept Art Unlocked! 2/9



:love:

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
>Equip Camera
>Do a Sexy calendar photo shoot.

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