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Renegret
May 26, 2007

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glynnenstein posted:

I get that the truck drivers lose track of the dumper position and this poo poo happens, but I absolutely do not understand the people who see the truck driving down the road like that and almost/do rear-end the truck when it hits a bridge or something. People are so loving stupid/oblivious.

I don't understand how everyone's reaction to seeing that isn't to get as far away from the truck as possible.

The people video taping are always way too close do an inevitable disaster.

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Renegret
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My office hasn't had hand soap in one of the bathrooms for over a week.

the gently caress is this poo poo I'm going to complain to osha

Renegret
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Explosionface posted:

What whistles?

There's one on the shoulder of your life jacket, in case you land in water and need to draw attention.

Renegret
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But casualty doesn't differentiate between the kind of injuries, no?

Like, how do we know that 20 casualties isn't 1 person dead and 19 people with some scratches that need a bandaid and a kiss from their mothers.

e: I'm not talking about the military. I'm referring something to a bit more civilian in a disaster scenario.

Renegret
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that was a dumb statement. I don't know what I'm trying to say

I think I just wanted to talk about getting a kiss from mommy.

Renegret
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I was behind a truck pulling a trailer like that but there was nothing at all on it.


Ohhh boy I kept a lot of distance from that thing. It was so light, it was bouncing around uncontrollably from every tiny bump into other lanes.

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coke posted:

What if you like, nuke the volcano with the biggest hydrogen bomb known to man? man

itt we binge watch some syfy original movies

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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gently caress

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A coworker of mine just sliced his leg open to the bone with an angle grinder.

I think I should send this to him.

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aphid_licker posted:

How close did he get to that sweet femoral artery?

not even close

I saw the pictures, it's pretty loving metal and there's not actually that much blood

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aphid_licker posted:

The human body never ceases to amaze. I will forever be terrified of my own vascular system since I read a news item of a guy who was taking out his trash, randomly managed to nick the femoral with a broken wine bottle in the bag, and died. Apparently he panicked and opted to try to clean up the blood rather than apply pressure / call the ambulance etc. Poor sod.

I completely agree. I'm amazed at the ability of the body to recover from truly traumatic things, but I'm also amazed at our ability to die of really stupid poo poo. This guy had had the angle grinder slip and it caught his pants. He didn't even feel it rip into his flesh. At first he was pissed that he ruined a perfectly good pair of pants before he looked closer.

A person who I went to college with had a major rock climbing climbing accident and smashed his head. He spent almost a year in a medically induced coma. Eventually the doctors decided there was no hope so a decision was made to pull the plug. Once life support was turned off...he woke up, and eventually made a full recovery.

Then, on the other hand, a family friend had a blood clot in his knee come lose, it moved to his heart and he just dropped dead in the middle of work. A different friend went septic and died from loving strep throat of all things. She was completely healthy otherwise and nobody has any idea as to why.

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I realized one day that my biggest fear in life isn't death, but rather dying from something incredibly stupid.

It's one of the reasons why I keep my distance from power tools. Anyone who knows me knows how incredibly clumsy I am.

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At this point I don't blame them

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FCKGW posted:

Man hooks up an RC car motor to his shredder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Na1hDZvu5Q

I want one

Renegret
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Cthulu Carl posted:

The boat was stuck in an acid pond with the family in it, so granny jumped out to haul the boat to shore.

Edit: It might have been super hot, too, but I think the main issue was acid

That scene hosed me up real bad as a kid :( It happened close enough to my own grandmother dying that it hit a little close to home.

I saw it again as an adult and it's really loving stupid now.

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glynnenstein posted:

I love that the customer's buddy or whatever is incredulously saying, "I thought (these were rated for) like 1700 pounds?" to make sure everyone knows he's even stupider than you'd think.

My favorite bit is when the guy taking the video makes a side comment about how the shocks are gonna shoot out the side of the truck.

He knows exactly what's gonna happen and is loving every minute of it.

e: I love every minute of it too

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Bum the Sad posted:

I'm a bad driver and am going to kill someone one day. Please give me a self driving car.

I'm just lazy.

Gimme a car where I can go to sleep while it transports me.

Renegret
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My dad drove a train for 30 years, and he says that it's just a matter of time before you squish somebody.

Two weeks after he retired, a trainee driving his old route had someone jump in front of the train and kill themselves.

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Devor posted:

After exactly one accident of this type, the city/county, and railroad should have been demanding that the traffic stuck where that guy was, get cleared by the signal every time a train came through there

"Hey Bob, what happens if someone 'blocks the box' at this intersection, when a train comes through?"

"Uh, I guess the train hits them, Jim"

"Maybe we should make it so that doesn't happen"

"That sounds complicated, let's just have accidents a few times a year"

I know how we can prevent this! Make it illegal to stop on tracks! Nobody ever does illegal things!

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Double Punctuation posted:

As a STEM student, we did indeed go into this exact case study.

We used it as a case study in three different classes.

Turns out, a lot went wrong. It was just a horrible cascade of failures.

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ekuNNN posted:

maybe I'm missing something but this story doesn't seem to explain that phrase at all :psyduck:

I had to look it up myself. It's a reference to a Scratch tape, which more or less is just a just in case spare that you test computer upgrades on first in case it breaks your poo poo, back when that was still a thing.

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A race condition was the root cause of the giant North East blackout of 2003 as well.

Renegret
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look, fireworks are going off indoors, let me stand 10 feet away and take a video.

What can go wrong?

Renegret
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Have they tried just poking a hole in the bottom of the cave and letting the water out?

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Much easier that way than lowering the whole road

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Jaded Burnout posted:

I've got a dehumidifier they can borrow

ohh god idea

my parents have one they could borrow too. It's like 20 years old, it's super energy inefficient but it's built like a tank.

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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I have no idea of the feasibility of any of this, but I think it's great that folks are brainstorming solutions and offering help, especially when the first plan I heard about was "give them scuba tanks then wrap them like burritos and drag them out."

burritos are never a bad idea

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Yawgmoth posted:

the bit of body horror that is having your eyes peel off a bit.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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Even quoted the post from this thread.

Impressive

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loving lol

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Wasn't that the one where the news interviewed this one guy who talked about how horrible it was that he watched a friend burn to death but his hands were too full of his belongings to stop and help?

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quote:

Our advice is to apply the same rule to architecture as you do to computers: Don’t ever bet your life on windows not crashing.

god dammit

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Yawgmoth posted:

You sound like the kind of person who deserves to get hit.

everybody deserves to get hit.

It has nothing to do with bikes or not, I just don't like people.

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And in some countries, that's SOP

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Powershift posted:

The blade is installed the wrong way. :goonsay:

Even as a grown rear end adult, my first instinct is to stick my finger in it.

There's a reason I'm not allowed near real power tools

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spog posted:

Or women.

How do you think I met my wife?

:mrgw:

Renegret fucked around with this message at 12:44 on Sep 12, 2018

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Splicer posted:

OK now define a second.

1/60th of a minute

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If the tornado wants the hose so bad, at what point do you just let it have it

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FronzelNeekburm posted:

It sounds like the machine hosed up, but also that she was loving around with things she didn't understand to get it to work.

You'd think after the Therac-25 debacle we'd train our staff better to not mash buttons when a misunderstood error messages pop up. It's used as a case study in computer science classes, I'd expect the same in any kind of medical class as well.

lol who am I kidding, this is healthcare we're talking about.

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Splicer posted:

It's almost like a public need like healthcare shouldn't be handled as a for profit.

What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of our Prisons counting their money.

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