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Reebok Golem The Reebok Golem is the fastest of all golems and excels at basketball. It can leap a dozen feet in the air and has a psychic connection with any nearby shot clock. It will often roll up on street games and bounce forward, dunking on everyone it passes. Who summons the Reebok Golem? Where do they keep coming from? |
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Corduroy Golem The Corduroy Golem, rarer now than in the woodwork of history, is known primarily for the infuriating *zut-zut* noises it makes as it creeps through hallways at nighttime. It has an awful glare and many childrens' fables warn of the dangers of confusing a Corduroy Golem with your teddy bear. |
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Feb 13, 2016 02:56
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treasure bear posted:Normal Golem lol |
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Golem Dog Not a Golem shaped like a Dog, but, rather, a dog shaped like a Golem. |
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Feb 13, 2016 03:16
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Thought Golem Imagine if you're a Golem, and that's exactly what this is. You just summoned this Golem and you're ready to move on to more advanced Golems. |
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Feb 13, 2016 03:21
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Dagwood Golem Two strong arms; Slimy slices of spiced salami; Three foot long of bread and lettuce Mayo and hammy. Blood of oil and vinegar both Skin of crust, slightly toast But the one thing this Golem requires most Is pepperjack cheese as nails for toes. |
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Feb 13, 2016 22:14
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That Golem I think we've all seen that Golem with the one weird wheel at the bottom or with the really long legs, or the ones where someone really hosed up when they summoned them. They're always walking around the academy getting in everyone's way and scaring off the junior enchantresses. |
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Thank you for making this thread funny, all. |
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ron color posted:Monopoly Golem this golem controls everything from St Charles Place to Marvin Gardens. To Banish, just repeat "that's half the board mother fucker" and crash all his hotels to the carpet. Works for Standard Monopoly only lol |
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