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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Tofu Golem- Created by a vegan golem maker who had no interest in following the recipe for a Flesh Golem, this creature is fierce and will absorb the flavors of it's enemies with a vengeance. It's attacks are relatively harmless and squishy.

Chia Golem Simply adding water will make this golem appear more formidable but in actuality it's just a large ceramic humanoid statue with vegetative "hair".

Silly Putty Golem Bounces pretty far and is very mold-able. Can also make perfect copies of Sunday comics on it's skin. Not especially scary or formidable

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Gollum Golem- Does double damage if your name is Baggins or if you're from the Shire. Is on a personal crusade for someone called "Precious". Gabourey Sidibe hides in constant fear

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
the Goalem has but one purpose- to kick a soccer ball into the net

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

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