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Reptilian Golem these guys appear whenever you call 911. Small chance they will become enraged if you look at the badge number

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Monopoly Golem this golem controls everything from St Charles Place to Marvin Gardens. To Banish, just repeat "that's half the board mother fucker" and crash all his hotels to the carpet. Works for Standard Monopoly only

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Spawn Camp Golem this golem is my friend Kevin. gently caress YOU KEVIN

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Flip Over Golem this golem gets drunk and tries to backflip at every party. I dont think anyone here summoned him he just shows up

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Crush Golem he will drink fanta if he has to but come on

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Netflix Golem had to be destroyed when they took Ancient Aliens off Instant Watch

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bacalou posted:

biggest golem: this golem is the biggest golem, there is none larger. if you think you can make a bigger golem you can't bc it is impossible.

Hick Magnet posted:

Dagwood Golem
Two strong arms;
Slimy slices of spiced salami;
Three foot long of bread and lettuce
Mayo and hammy.
Blood of oil and vinegar both
Skin of crust, slightly toast
But the one thing this Golem requires most
Is pepperjack cheese as nails for toes.

lol

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