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golem golem: fake pokemon golem
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ron jesus christ leave some for the rest of us
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Feb 13, 2016 18:09
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fridge golem: will take the last soda from the office kitchen and will not restock. if pressured, the golem will buy generic dr. pepper which nobody likes except janine
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Feb 13, 2016 18:16
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kid golem: this golem will come out of a woman who has decided to let herself go for over a year after dissapointing intercourse. golem is humanlike in almost every way, but is a piece of poo poo just like his father. do you hear me craig? child services is going to find you and you will pay me that loving money
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Feb 13, 2016 18:17
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lovely father golem: this golem is exactly like a father in every way except it is not there. your mother makes sure you know this.
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Feb 13, 2016 18:20
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biggest golem: this golem is the biggest golem, there is none larger. if you think you can make a bigger golem you can't bc it is impossible.
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Feb 13, 2016 18:24
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