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iron golem put one of these bad boys in your closet and you'll never have to worry about wrinkled clothes again. just make sure it cools completely before trying to handle it, and bear in mind you'll have to feed it upwards of three gallons of distilled water a day |
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chance golem look around you, what do you see? what do you hear? leaves blowing in the breeze? your house creaking as it settles? a man on a park bench reading a newspaper? ants scurrying for scraps of food? I have just summoned you a chance golem. please remit 50 gold coins for my services |
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