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Archer666 posted:Gonna sit in a corner with a bag of chocolates and a bottle of vodka, crying while stuffing my face. same except harder drugs cuz i ain't gay or nuffin
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Feb 13, 2016 11:08
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MiracleWhale posted:same except harder drugs cuz i ain't gay or nuffin also stuffing gun into face, not chocolates but we on the same wavelength
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Feb 13, 2016 11:09
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Going to Wal-mart and hiding the candy I'm going to buy the next day for 50% off. See who else is hanging out on OKCupid.
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Feb 13, 2016 11:15
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Feb 13, 2016 11:31
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Playing GTAV, listen to someone grief me about not having a date on V-Day. Eat an entire pizza, from Little Caesar's. Punch the bathroom mirror as hard as I can, I guess.
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Feb 13, 2016 11:58
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Oh, you know, just the usual murder-suicide...!
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Feb 13, 2016 14:29
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imma go the skatepark and self-harm athletically
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Feb 13, 2016 18:20
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lobster dinner for two and maybe a movie 
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Feb 13, 2016 18:23
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dinner at a restaurant and then movie hackbunny posted:lobster dinner for two and maybe a movie 
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Feb 13, 2016 18:44
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Picked up some new york strips, gonna serve it with asparagus and some red potatoes. We were thinking we might hit up a local winery but went with dinner at home instead cause there's a dinner party we're hitting up tonight already. Might go out and snag some sushi for brunch though.
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Feb 13, 2016 18:46
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Gonna be here like the single unemployed goon I am. My bday is next weekend so I have to get this routine down.
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Feb 13, 2016 18:53
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Sabriel posted:Gonna be here like the single unemployed goon I am. My bday is next weekend so I have to get this routine down. That's brutal dude. Not the being single part but the unemployed part. Hope you find something soon. I'm in a relationship that i really want out off but I gotta wait until Vday passes before I kill it.
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Feb 13, 2016 19:03
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holy poo poo just remembered that this flat has a jacuzzi function for the bath so i might smoke cannabis in it
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Feb 13, 2016 19:28
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neonburzt posted:That's brutal dude. Not the being single part but the unemployed part. Hope you find something soon. Was doing lovely work that was pretty soul crushing (hospital security) and we got ran out of our sites from behind closed doors bids. The resume thread in the BFC subforum has me getting at least one call or email from every batch I send out. Sounds like you're in a complicated situation yourself. I've heard if you start pissing in the bed it's a sure fire way to sink a relationship. If you can work that into your plans tomorrow expect great results!
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Feb 13, 2016 20:04
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neonburzt posted:I'm in a relationship that i really want out off but I gotta wait until Vday passes before I kill it. alternative: drop the BRUTAL vday break up bomb 
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Feb 13, 2016 20:08
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ill be making mad money off of couples tipping me for dancing mostly naked in a cage with a pole in it at an erotica show. significant other is all those singles in my cleavage
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Feb 13, 2016 20:13
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JediTalentAgent posted:Playing GTAV, listen to someone grief me about not having a date on V-Day. Eat an entire pizza, from Little Caesar's. Punch the bathroom mirror as hard as I can, I guess. rubbing it in with these valentines double cash missions
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Feb 13, 2016 20:31
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We're staying in a fancy hotel, dinner and then a suicidal tendencies gig 
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Feb 13, 2016 20:49
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fixing bug reports alone, crying for my site that predicts other people's love lives: https://www.nanaya.co
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Feb 13, 2016 20:50
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Drinking alone.
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Feb 13, 2016 20:52
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Moola posted:alternative: drop the BRUTAL vday break up bomb If you're a real bastard you can intentionally fail miserably on vday to the point that she breaks up with you. That way you have a funny story for you and your pals later
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Feb 13, 2016 20:58
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having sex with my girlfriend* *if things get spicy she might put on lingerie and give me a blowjop
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Feb 13, 2016 21:06
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we are going to make eggplant parmigiana and a salad, eat that, drink some wine then gently caress probably.
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Feb 13, 2016 21:13
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going to a lovely warehouse party where i will drink and dance and maybe make bad decisions with some lucky gentleman
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Feb 13, 2016 21:19
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Oh Hell No posted:going to a lovely warehouse party where i will drink and dance and maybe make bad decisions with some lucky gentleman This sounds like an awesome idea if I were single. But my boyfriend and I are going out for lunch with a friend to eat a lot of delicious meat, drink cocktails and then normal Sunday stuff because Valentines Day is loving stupid.
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Feb 13, 2016 22:35
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Going to work and exploit tips from people hazed by warm feelings.
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Feb 13, 2016 22:46
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Editing pictures and masturbating furiously to the most decrepit internet porn I can find.
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Feb 13, 2016 23:21
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Drink a 40 of whiskey and watch Star Wars with my favourite Star Wars action figures in my Jar Jar bathrobe. Argue with people online about how underrated Jar Jar is. Pass out whilst crying in my pool of whiskey vomit wondering why I'm so hopelessly single.
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Feb 13, 2016 23:45
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I dunno... It's either that or trim my neckbeard and get a new fattoo. I think the former is the mode.
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Feb 13, 2016 23:48
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It's actually called Singles Awareness Day, you insensitive clod
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Feb 14, 2016 03:56
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It's my buddy's birthday so I'm going to a party where I will drink excessively.
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Feb 14, 2016 04:12
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I'm going to watch The Walking Dead with my two stepdaughters and then later gently caress their mom.
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Feb 14, 2016 04:25
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Listening to boys II men CDs and taking a tepid milk bath, just like every year. 
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Feb 14, 2016 04:27
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im gonna do a sex thing
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Feb 14, 2016 04:29
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Prof. Lurker posted:hey guys and gals what are you doing with your SO this sunday night? I'm going to let her peg me
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Feb 14, 2016 04:30
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vodka, sushi, a night of vomiting vodka and sushi
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Feb 14, 2016 04:34
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Husband and I are watching the repub debate and drinking pink champagne. Gonna hatefuck each other in a bit while thinking about Ted Cruz 
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Feb 14, 2016 04:37
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go to work then come home and drink alone till I blackout a typical day tbqh
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Cooking two pumpkin pies. Likely eating one of them by myself.
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