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Commie NedFlanders

Give some some requests to draw or questions to ask the spirit realm

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GEExCEE

Meditate on This!

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Commie NedFlanders

GEExCEE posted:

Meditate on This!

I see it. This too shall pass. There is neither avoidance nor clinging.

How are you today gee cee?

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Commie NedFlanders

In exactly 3 minutes I will do some Quigon Jinn-Junta breathing exercises, sending pulses of energy rippling through the fabric of aether

If your antennae are sensitive enough, you may feel it

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Android Blues

*crotch chopping with palms transverse to sacral chakra*

Commie NedFlanders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW55FRXlPEs

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Commie NedFlanders

Android Blues posted:

*crotch chopping with palms transverse to sacral chakra*

:slick:

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Android Blues

i have a question: is there an 8th chakra and if so, where is it

Commie NedFlanders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYxAiK6VnXw

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Commie NedFlanders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gA8G0xHknQ

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Commie NedFlanders

Android Blues posted:

i have a question: is there an 8th chakra and if so, where is it

Any luck?

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Commie NedFlanders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf9OAFML_Eg

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Commie NedFlanders

Commie NedFlanders posted:

I see it. This too shall pass. There is neither avoidance nor clinging.

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Commie NedFlanders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idGbX43Nn3A

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dumb crambo
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
lmao

dumb crambo
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
meditating for 182 hours, crownchakra shooting light, t+45 min ayahuasca

google THIS

most bars will cut you off after your third crownchakra shooting light

google THIS

so you don't ayahuasca all over the hardwood

Commie NedFlanders

Yeah the main message from the spirit realm was "you're an idiot and a fool"

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Commie NedFlanders

Should I watch this Netflix show house of cards?

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Shaquin

Kevin Spacey-kun is always top tier ya

Commie NedFlanders

Shaquin posted:

Kevin Spacey-kun is always top tier ya

Ja

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Cyberpunkey Monkey

by Nyc_Tattoo

Commie NedFlanders posted:

In exactly 3 minutes I will do some Quigon Jinn-Junta breathing exercises, sending pulses of energy rippling through the fabric of aether

If your antennae are sensitive enough, you may feel it

Bruv, your ego is out of control if you think that every pulse you send goes to everyone. It's not about being "sensitive enough", it's about being tuned to the same frequencies.

Meditate way less harder next time.

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Commie NedFlanders

osirisisdead posted:

Bruv, your ego is out of control if you think that every pulse you send goes to everyone. It's not about being "sensitive enough", it's about being tuned to the same frequencies.

Meditate way less harder next time.

Thanks for the tip!

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devil

Draw stuff please Dpimpjedi

Commie NedFlanders

I won't draw for the devil sorry but not sorry

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ron color

dumb crambo posted:

meditating for 182 hours, crownchakra shooting light, t+45 min ayahuasca

ron color
please draw something

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The twinned bodhisattvas Niō appear before you, and offer this:

That you may wish into being any single change to better this world, but doing so will bring about an equally terrible result. Whatever good you do will cause equal harm.

Knowing this, what do you wish?

GEExCEE

ron color posted:

please draw something

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
still more likely than the christian bullshit the OP believes in

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
Hey uhhhhhh haha get this. I believe in God. lmbo :D :D :D :ducksiren:

the unabonger

Commie NedFlanders posted:

I won't draw for the devil sorry but not sorry

draw something for the light of our lives, jesus christ

b h m

mister magpie posted:

Hey uhhhhhh haha get this. I believe in God. lmbo :D :D :D :ducksiren:

wow. a controversial opinion (on the internet of all places!)!

dumb crambo
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
please draw something to open our crownchakras

Adiabatic

What have you assholes done now?

Commie NedFlanders posted:

In exactly 3 minutes I will do some Quigon Jinn-Junta breathing exercises, sending pulses of energy rippling through the fabric of aether

If your antennae are sensitive enough, you may feel it

einstein proved the aether false with his special theory of relativity hth

joke_explainer


doesn't ayahuasca make you throw up? lol

Commie NedFlanders

dumb crambo posted:

please draw something to open our `crownchakras`

We've all heard the story of Plato's Cave, where people mistake the shadows on the wall for actual reality. One man then ventured out of the cave, only to discover a whole new dimension to the world, something more real.

Upon returning to the cave to share the wisdom he so serendipitously stumbled upon, the horror of his revelation combined with a speech impediment led to the cave dwellers reacting in terror. This kills the man.

Perhaps horror was not in the profundity of the outside world, but in the effect it had inside the cave. The revelation reduced their kingdom of shadows into a mere empire of illusion.

This story is not a retelling of that one, but we could say that it takes place in the same spiritual universe.

This is Ovoid



Ovoid is more like a donut, but he doesn't know that. Ovoid lives in a cave, and thanks to the light coming in through the entrance, Ovoid has been the audience to a spectacle of shadows. One of these shadows is his own. When he sees his shadow, he is filled with joy and a feeling of mastery. "There I am" he would say.



Ovoid loved to look at his shadow, and marveled at it's excellence. He loved his features, unblemished, complete. He could only see one side of his shadow but he could easily infer that he was a fine Ovoid, without edge or breaks or edges.



It never occurred to Ovoid that he was anything but identical with his shadow, which occasionally led to some unnecessary fear. Once a spider crept towards his shadow, leading to quite a spooky sensation.



One day Ovoid was visited by his friend, Torus. Torus was a peculiar fellow, but Ovoid liked him just the same.



Ovoid liked that Torus was shaped just like him, that made it easy to get along, he would often think to himself. One day, however, Torus showed Ovoid a trick that changed Ovoid's life forever.

Ovoid watched on the wall as Torus began to stretch. "I can't see myself as I do this Ovoid, so you'll have to let me know when it works".

Ovoid watched in amazement as Torus's dark uniform body became less elliptical and more circular, and then suddenly it happened:



Right in the center of Torus, a hole opened up, and light began to shine through him!

Ovoid gasped, "Are you okay?! it seems someone poked a hole in you!"



Torus only laughed, "Don't worry Ovoid, you may be seeing light pass through but I can assure you that there is no hole in the surface of my body. I am completely solid, just like you are. In fact, topologically speaking my torus shape is no different from your ovoid.

Ovoid was shocked, "Are you saying that an Ovoid and a Torus are the same shape?"

Torus said, "Not exactly, my friend. The surface of both shapes is the same, they're just structured a little differently, but that difference can be yooge!"

Ovoid asked "How so?"



"Well for one thing, if we tried to place some ovoids together, they naturally don't take to it. They tend to bounce off one another, there's a lot of conflict, you know? We could stack them on top of each other, but they often fall down. A pyramid shape is a great way to keep them stacked together, but then it turns out the ones on the bottom have conflict with the ones on the top. It seems that hard surface you're so proud of makes it tough to get together without breaks, holes, penetrations, or other uncomfortable things.



My torus friends, however, are able to do something that ovoids cannot: they can link together.

This structure allows them to form a chain, where they support and strengthen each other, without breaking or penetrating each other's surfaces, and without the ugly hierarchy that comes from stacking. "



"That's astonishing" Ovoid said, "I wish I was a Torus"



But Ovoid, said Torus, you are a Torus! You've just spent so long staring at your shadow that you've forgotten it! I could show you what I mean, but it would require a little change in perspective, we would have to go......outside....



"Outside?" Ovoid asked, how do we get there?

"Well," Torus said, "we're going to have to pass through....the Fourth Wall"

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Jukeboxblues


Hey op are there any cool wizards in the spirit zone? :)

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Commie NedFlanders

Jukeboxblues posted:

Hey op are there any cool wizards in the spirit zone? :)

Short answer yes with an if, long answer no with a but

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