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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

i'm fatpha

# ¿ May 18, 2016 04:51

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 18:09

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/779893923187662848

Batmans Shameful Decision

i love wyrbot

# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 01:53

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Sagebrush posted:

e: wrong thread apparently

*makes jerking off motion* eventually!

# ¿ Oct 10, 2016 06:35

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Peon
Cicklyn
Arns
Lannell
Torianna
Jahne
Zafpher
Ebascorl

# ¿ Oct 10, 2016 06:58

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

flakeloaf posted:

pretty pro av imo

it's very good
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3774094

# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 20:27

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Three Hole Punk posted:

lmao

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 17:22

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

it's too real

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 15:00

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

https://twitter.com/JRodimus_Prime/status/799997033281179648

# ¿ Nov 21, 2016 16:30

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Powaqoatse posted:

pre:

INT. NEW ENTERPRISE APT.

BUZZER SOUNDS.

JERRY walks over & hits the button.

        JERRY
    Come on up!

George comes in, wearing a full uniform, sweating.

        GEORGE
    Jerry! We gotta stop this!

Jerry does a bad double-take & reacts to the audience.

        GEORGE
    There are rape gangs, Jerry!!

        JERRY (making a face)
    Rape gangs?

        GEORGE (shouting)
    Rape gangs!

The door is opened by...

        KRAMER (sliding in)
    Rape gangs?!

George and Jerry look at Kramer disapprovingly.

        KRAMER
    (doubletakes back out the door)

lol

# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 04:15

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

There’s another famous incident where Lenin said, quote, “Everything is happening and it’s so horrible and greasy and I often think about how many things are happening right now in history.” End quote.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 18:15

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

mod saas posted:

Would rather internet robot (comedy)

# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 00:09

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

https://twitter.com/magicantbat/status/714071295776931840

# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 23:46

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/807178135435431936

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/807268743399276545

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 23:36

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 00:17

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

WrenP-Complete posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3804685&perpage=40&pagenumber=14#post468274119

lmao

lol

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 19:53

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Getright downlo posted:

one more

code:

we were this high so
i can stay sitting around while you're hurting babe 
so take advantage of the wizards 
black knights of hell's domain reborn to reign this night

lol

# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 23:20

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Trig Discipline posted:

maybe throw some sublime, sugar ray, and smashmouth in there too

make a site that lets you put in song lyrics to combine with all star and make a million dollars

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 02:10

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Somebody once asked could I blast them in the rear end?
I need to get myself some new amerature tapes
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little money myself
And we could all gently caress on film for change

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 03:34

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

quote:

For a while the war was actually fought in the middle of a very big man called Orris the War Minister. He was so much more dangerous than the other guy of war and I mean it just gets lost in the story that the War Minister would be chasing the people inside him and he famously would say that he was worried about them dropping out of his goodbye door.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 18:07

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

big scary monsters posted:

https://twitter.com/eripsabot/status/821832501517807617

lmao

# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 01:24

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/823621787128893446

# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 21:07

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Collateral Damage posted:

Who is eripsa anyway?

crazy person who thinks black mirror presents great inspiration for economic systems

# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 23:30

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

spankmeister posted:

What about all of yospos has anyone done that?

Eventually!

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 18:07

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/827064290750390272

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/827018986911105024

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/826973682056708105

# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 00:07

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

https://twitter.com/eripsabot/status/827658258764722176

https://twitter.com/UnlikelyLobster/status/827682504022827012

https://twitter.com/eripsabot/status/827691056867196928

# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 02:33

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

WrenP-Complete posted:

just found
https://twitter.com/howtodoesthing

lmao

lol nice

# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 04:06

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/830280931059625988

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 06:13

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

WrenP-Complete posted:

Well, because the author of the source material mansplained to me that his repeated use of the word bitch is pure and okay and I (a woman) was wrong for objecting. Then he got probated and started writing to the bot for emotional support so it started to feel weird. Should probably just block him but didn't get around to it.

lol

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 00:26

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

it makes way more sense way more often than the real eripsa does

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 23:15

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/838615516247896066

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 06:13

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/839295077675634690

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 03:17

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

meatpotato posted:

paging smokadustbowl:

i already got chain probed by bourgeoisie
i'm not complaining mind you im playing minecraft
i'm out and i feel it takes only one time
lowatax will be a money laundering poo poo fit
hahaha you play bingo
fake idea only attainable by fyad
my pirate ship ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
gently caress off cellphone frequencies
they're going to gentrify my level, n00b
have fun ramming space smoke a hadoken out the hashbrown into your door
get used to me before i've had the bathtub with a baloney sandwich
well dude you're moving on my new world of piss
chillin in an actual joke, just noticed i'm at the taco bell

holy llol

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 03:17

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/843462440163704833

# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 05:22

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

i don't think miyazaki is happy about anything ever

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 14:06

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

*Boark II voice* my wife

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 21:47

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Ann Man is very good

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 23:29

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

https://disexplications.tumblr.com/post/158970254154/games-that-might-have-been
https://disexplications.tumblr.com/post/158977322294/a-second-batch-of-video-games-from-the-neural
https://disexplications.tumblr.com/post/159165060164/video-game-titles-created-by-a-neural-network

quote:

Games that might have been
A couple of years ago someone attempted to make a list of every video game ever made, and put it in a 6.5MB flat file. Like any sensible person, I used it to train a recurrent neural network.
Fire Gant Bandit (1990, Taito) (Windows)
Metal Cat (2001, Sega) (Windows)
Mosh King (1982, Simale) (Amiga)
Pet All (1988, Atari) (Linux/Unix)
The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (Wii)
Death of the Robot (1988, Smace Software) (Windows)
Dolans Power Pirater (1984, Microprose) (Arcade)
Speed Wound (1990, Repuis Masonion) (Windows)
First Wack (2000, Taito) (PS1)
Space Futures (1990, Fores Games) (MS-DOS)
Ksing Gelmor: The Time Spanger (2001, Codemasters) (Amstrad CPC)
King of the Grash (2010, Ubi Soft) (Windows)
Splight Ball (1988, Topo Software) (Atari ST)
The Shin Adventure (1987, Atari) (Linux/Unix)
Strike Fighter House (Strike Gold) (1992, Electronic Arts) (PS3)
Bomber III: Part Fighter (1992, Microdeal) (PC-9801)
Bunk 2 (1990, Microprose) (MS-DOS)
Golf (2003, Pousha) (Amstrad CPC)

quote:

A second batch of video games from the neural network:
Simulator (1989, Spigi) (ZX Spectrum)
Dance Castle (1987, Activision) (Atari 2600)
Shark Mast II (2009, Asurep Tang) (PS2)
Penny Computer (1990, Mattel) (NES)
Spork Race (Universe) (1990, Atlus) (Arcade)
Galactic Family 3: A Tanky Crawl (2009, Great) (Windows)
Virtual Mat (1990, Sierra On-Line) (Atari ST)
Shipeball (2009, Sega) (3DS)
Dick of the King (2007, Activision) (PC-9801)
Don the Manager (1988, Alice Software) (Amstrad CPC)
Adventures of the Rock (1987, Coconuts) (Atari ST)
Christ (2008, Sega) (Arcade)
Dank Dragon (2004, Konami) (VIC-20)
The Apple of the Conspiracy (1997, Microsoft) (MS-DOS)
Total Thort Spirits (1995, Sega) (Saturn)
Detective Rally (1988, Activision) (Amstrad CPC)
Ball Arm (2006, Square;Atari) (PS1)
Ghowl Fantasy (1988, Neo Comlagin and Software) (Amstrad CPC)

quote:

Video game titles created by a neural network trained on 146,000 games:
Conquestress (1981, Data East) (Arcade)
Deep Golf (1985, Siny Computer Entertainment) (MS-DOS)
Brain Robot Slam (1984, Gremlin Graphics) (Apple IIe)
King of Death 2: The Search of the Dog Space (2010, Capcom;Br�derbund Studios) (Windows)
Babble Imperium (1984, Paradox Interactive) (ZX Spectrum)
High Episode 2: Ghost Band (1984, Melbourne Team) (Apple IIe)
Spork Demo (?, ?) (VIC-20)
Alien Pro Baseball (1989, Square Enix) (Arcade)
Black Mario (1983, Softsice) (Linux/Unix)
Jort: The Shorching (1991, Destomat) (NES)
Battle for the Art of the Coast (1997, Jaleco) (GBC)
Soccer Dragon (1987, Ange Software) (Amstrad CPC)
Mutant Tycoon (2000, Konami) (GBC)
Bishoujo no Manager (2003, author) (Linux/Unix)
Macross Army (Defenders Ball House 2: League Alien) (1991, Bandai) (NES)
The Lost of the Sand Trades 2000 (1990, Sega) (SNES)
Pal Defense (1987, author) (Mac)

# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 21:20

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

I'm a big fan of Sega's 2008 arcade game Christ

# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 17:07

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

https://twitter.com/Markov_Carmack/status/850532464242167809

# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 03:16

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 18:09

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/850740379234308098

# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 02:02

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