- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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May 16, 2024 18:03
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Apr 16, 2017 21:18
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Buglord
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https://twitter.com/howtodoesthing/status/859608817553879040
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May 3, 2017 04:21
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Buglord
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get those subdermal piercings that make you look all lumpy
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May 8, 2017 17:15
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Buglord
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The neural network has weird ideas about what humans like to eat
So I’ve been training this neural network to generate cookbook recipes by letting it look at tens of thousands of existing recipes.
The generated titles can get a bit odd.
There’s a creativity variable I can set when the network is generating new recipes, and when I set it low, it comes up with its best guess at the most quintessential recipe titles:
Cream Cheese Soup
Cream Of Sour Cream Cheese Soup
Chocolate Cake (Chocolate Cake)
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Chicken Chicken Cake
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Chips
Chocolate Chips With Chocolate Chips
When I tell it to get creative, things get even weirder.
Beef Soup With Swamp Peef And Cheese
Chocolate Chops & Chocolate Chips
Crimm Grunk Garlic Cleas
Beasy Mist
Export Bean Spoons In Pie-Shell, Top If Spoon and Whip The Mustard
Chocolate Pickle Sauce
Whole Chicken Cookies
Salmon Beef Style Chicken Bottom
Star *
Cover Meats
Out Of Meat
Completely Meat Circle
Completely Meat Chocolate Pie
Cabbage Pot Cookies
Artichoke Gelatin Dogs
Crockpot Cold Water
http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/140508739392/the-neural-network-has-weird-ideas-about-what
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May 14, 2017 22:21
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Buglord
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quote:The Silicon Gourmet: training a neural network to generate cooking recipes
Neural networks are computer learning algorithms that mimic the interconnected neurons of a living brain, managing astonishing feats of image classification, speech recognition, or music generation by forming connections between simulated neurons.
I’m not a neural network researcher, but there’s never been a better time to experiment with them, thanks to open-source packages like torch, a scientific computing framework with built-in neural network capabilities. Inspired by Tom Brewe’s neural network-generated recipes, and enabled by the open-source torch add-on for character-based neural networks by Andrej Karpathy, I fired up the neural network code on my 2010 Macbook Pro, and started training it on a bunch of recipes I downloaded from a collection by David Shields.
Here’s a recipe my network has generated:
Pears Or To Garnestmeam
meats
¼ lb bones or fresh bread; optional
½ cup flour
1 teaspoon vinegar
¼ teaspoon lime juice
2 eggs
Brown salmon in oil. Add creamed meat and another deep mixture.
Discard filets. Discard head and turn into a nonstick spice. Pour 4 eggs onto clean a thin fat to sink halves.
Brush each with roast and refrigerate. Lay tart in deep baking dish in chipec sweet body; cut oof with crosswise and onions. Remove peas and place in a 4-dgg serving. Cover lightly with plastic wrap. Chill in refrigerator until casseroles are tender and ridges done. Serve immediately in sugar may be added 2 handles overginger or with boiling water until very cracker pudding is hot.
Yield: 4 servings
This is from a network that’s been trained for a relatively long time - starting from a complete unawareness of whether it’s looking at prose or code, English or Spanish, etc, it’s already got a lot of the vocabulary and structure worked out.
This is particularly impressive given that it has the memory of a goldfish - it can only analyze 65 characters at a time, so by the time it begins the instructions, the recipe title has already passed out of its memory, and it has to guess what it’s making. It knows, though, to start by browning meat, to cover with plastic wrap before chilling in the refrigerator, and to finish by serving the dish.
Compare that to a recipe generated by a much earlier version of the network:
Immediately Cares, Heavy Mim
upe, chips
3 dill loasted substetcant
1 cubed chopped whipped cream
3 unpreased, stock; prepared; in season
1 oil
3 cup milk
1 ½ cup mOyzanel chopped
½ teaspoon lemon juice
1 ¼ teaspoon chili powder
2 tablespoon dijon stem – minced
30 dates afrester beater remaining
Bake until juice. Brush from the potato sauce: Lightly butter into the viscin. Cook combine water. Source: 0 25 seconds; transfer a madiun in orenge cinnamon with electres if the based, make drained off tala whili; or chicken to well. Sprinkle over skin greased with a boiling bowl. Toast the bread spritkries.
Yield: 6 servings
which bakes first, has the source in the middle of the recipe directions, mixes sweet and savory, and doesn’t yet know that you can’t cube or chop whipped cream.
An even earlier version of the network hasn’t yet figured out how long an ingredients list should be; it just generates ingredients for pages and pages:
Tued Bick Car
apies
2 1/5 cup tomato whene intte
1 cup with (17 g cas pans or
½ cup simmer powder in patsorwe ½ tablespoon chansed in
1 ½ cup nunabes baste flour fite (115 leclic
2 tablespown bread to
¼ cup 12". oz mice
1 egg barte, chopped shrild end
2 cup olasto hote
¼ cup fite saucepon; peppen; cut defold
12 cup mestsentoly speeded boilly,, ( Hone
1 Live breseed
1 22 ozcugarlic
1 cup from woth a soup
4 teaspoon vinegar
2 9/2 tablespoon pepper garlic
2 tablespoon deatt
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And here’s where it started out after only a few tens of iterations:
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Even this shows some progress compared to the random ASCII characters it started with - it’s already figured out that lower case letters predominate, and that there are lots of line breaks. Pretty impressive!
http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/140219420017/the-silicon-gourmet-training-a-neural-network-to
i did my part for zilla
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May 15, 2017 05:21
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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i'm sand dan
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May 17, 2017 22:17
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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i'm ice gray, the colour that resembles mustard yellow
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May 18, 2017 03:23
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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someone should do a short film with a script made from predictive text
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May 20, 2017 18:38
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Buglord
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its creepy as gently caress to post pictures of your sister on the internet
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May 22, 2017 23:19
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Buglord
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i'm lime pink
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May 23, 2017 19:01
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Buglord
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i'm Alter Pant
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May 27, 2017 19:43
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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i`m Tarantula Wolf, on syfy next friday
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May 29, 2017 23:35
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Hello YOSPOS! I have an idea for a crowdsourced Turing test web tool for evaluating the conversational abilities of Twitter bots. WrenP has pointed me to Botometer which uses traditional bot detection with sentiment analysis to guess if an account is a bot. But I was thinking of something more traditionally akin to Turing's test.
The tool I imagine does two things: first, it lets you submit links to specific tweets. The tool grabs that tweet and the reply chain, including any replies to and from the original tweeter.
Second, the tool shows you sample exchanges from its database, formatted like twitter but scraped of identifying information, and asks the reader to judge: Bot or not? Perhaps then the reader is told the correct answer, if known.
The tool then scores bots on how often they are confused for human speakers. Ideally, the results would be interesting enough to rate twitter bots on their skills as interlocutor, perhaps to be worn as a badge of honor. Perhaps we could have other bots assigning ratings also, and maintain a score for how well a bot convincing humans, and a separate score for convincing other bots.
Developing this tool doesn't seem to me hard to do from a technical perspective, but I tend to underestimate such things. I would be happy to supply/acquire reasonable funding for such a project; I have webspace and I just squatted on turingtest.chat for a place to put it.
Any thoughts?
eat my rear end you fuckman
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Jun 4, 2017 17:23
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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wren in peace
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Jun 6, 2017 18:09
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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cronenbergime
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Jun 18, 2017 00:01
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Jun 27, 2017 20:31
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Jun 30, 2017 20:30
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Buglord
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LOADING HACKER TOOLS
Hacking Woodleigh
Improbable Lobster fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Jul 21, 2017
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Jul 21, 2017 20:29
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Buglord
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The immediacy of the ball "this ball" contrasted with the distance of "a horrible horse" is the sticking point for me.
wyr bot stands in front of a stable. "would you rather kiss this ball" it asks you, "or a horrible horse?" you notice that an ball rests in its hand while the other hand rests on the stable door. you cannot see the horse.
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Jul 22, 2017 04:34
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Senators?"
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Aug 10, 2017 00:13
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/910398327430230017
why not both
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Sep 20, 2017 08:26
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Buglord
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original character do not steal
Also, where the gently caress is it getting Ginsburg from?
quote:There were also some like this:
Rink Rater Ginsburg
A winged boxer Ginsburg
Bed ridingh in a box Buther Ginsburg
Skeleton Ginsburg
Zombie Fire Cith Bader Ginsburg
Because someone had entered about 50 variations on Ruth Bader Ginsberg puns (Ruth Tater Ginsberg, Sleuth Bader Ginsber, Rock Paper Ginsberg).
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Oct 27, 2017 03:32
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Nov 5, 2017 05:25
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Attn: Trig
http://aiweirdness.com/post/167343465812/the-neural-network-meets-its-match-fish
code:Black Sea sweetlips
Eastern Dear eel
Oastern nose sucker
Vermillion assfin
Cuban fork head sucker
Gempofloise sand flaky
Vumberfish
Gerpike dwarf monocle bream
Wrink clown-shark
Bluebanded smooth-eet
Bluebacked tube-spot skate
Wallare pipe-eyed parrotfish
Moon-lined wad
Kascopcan tonguefish
Highfin stonebasher
Dantuman ghost puffer
Moo lanternfish
Darfer butterflyfish
Hornmack croaker
Horny deepwater darter
Horseshark
Orangespotted smooth-hound
Yellow-black yellowtail dragonet
Small-dotted catshark
Small-mouthed unicorn fish
Orangespotted tilefish
Horse-eye grunt
Horse-snout fang-tailed dogfish
Pacific squeaker
Pacific headless lamprey
Little weakfish
Mottonsfish
Danubiec spring-striped lumpsucker
Kaire-fin eartheater
Sputtail
Vague-lined sleeper-banded soapfish
Dangle shark
Dauis deepwater redhorse
Khans hound shark
Rathead batfish
Lanto sand tiger unicorn fish
Bockon cubehead
Bow spiny lumpsucker
Boster weedfish
Deep dogfish
Binders flathead parrotfish
Hawaiian Stump ray
Black Sea gardenfish
Black Sea jobfish
Horny humbug
Short-nose batfish
Short-nosed leatherjacket
Short-nosed jewelled-eyed rainbowfish
Short-lined pigfish
Short-toothed trumpeter
Short-face shrampgoby
Short-headed hogfish
Bokinkers tubeshoulder
Bottlenose wobbegong
Bostriebann flute-tooth wolffish
Boguu dragonet
Pighead mullet
Moanygoby
Mottled utterfish
Kacks coral gropes
Kalhal gardensean block ray
Wurp fish
Whitley assfish
Sudderspot happy ghost-perch
Sucking puller
Sunsetnose spider shark
Witcheefin squirrelfish
Orangeside slickhead
Hawaiian doctorfish
Chornacher comb-tooth
Black Sea lampeye
Striped flying fang loach
Striped hone-spine dottyback
Greater butterfly tube-snouted ghost knifefish
Cuban armoured cat
I am of course a Horse-snout fang-tailed dogfish
i'm the Sucking puller
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Nov 10, 2017 22:20
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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now you need to monetize
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Nov 20, 2017 19:37
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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https://twitter.com/howtodoesthing/status/937790922741501952
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Dec 5, 2017 13:47
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Buglord
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soverler toddler
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Jan 16, 2018 21:12
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Jan 27, 2018 23:32
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/957523694418571264
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Jan 28, 2018 09:01
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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i'm gonna use that deepfake thing to recast movies
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Feb 7, 2018 02:49
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Buglord
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https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/971566357706928128
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Mar 8, 2018 03:11
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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allegedly is right
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Mar 11, 2018 05:28
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Buglord
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https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/972744308838293504
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Mar 12, 2018 03:07
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Buglord
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https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/976278762131083264
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Mar 21, 2018 03:10
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Buglord
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why do so many of those titles have the word dank in them
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Mar 22, 2018 01:20
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Buglord
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i'm spectral slug, getting ghost slime everywhere
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Mar 23, 2018 21:13
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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Leather2Corn, the new chemical process that no one wants
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- Improbable Lobster
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"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
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i'm the majestic waterpillar
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